Are you a bad American???

dragon1952
dragon1952 Posts: 4,907
edited March 2024 in Clubhouse Archives
YES, I'M A BAD AMERICAN


I Am Your Worst Nightmare. I am a BAD American. I am fill in the blank

I believe the money I make belongs to me and my family, not some mid level governmental functionary be it Democratic or Republican!

I'm in touch with my feelings and I like it that way, damn it!

I think owning a gun doesn't make you a killer, it makes you a smart American.

I think being a minority does not make you noble or victimized, and does not entitle you to anything.

I believe that if you are selling me a Big Mac, try to do it in English.

I think fireworks should be legal on the 4th of July.

I think that being a student doesn't give you any more enlightenment than working at Blockbuster. In fact, if your parents are footing the bill to put your pansy **** through 4 years plus of college, you haven't begun to be enlightened.

I believe everyone has a right to pray to his or her God when and where they want to.

My heroes are John Wayne, Babe Ruth, Roy Rogers, and whoever canceled Jerry Springer.

I don't hate the rich. I don't pity the poor.

I know wrestling is fake and I don't waste my time arguing about it.

I think global warming is a big lie. Where are all those experts now, when I'm freezing my **** off during these long winters and paying, paying, paying?

I've never owned a slave, or was a slave, I didn't wander forty years In the desert after getting chased out of Egypt. I haven't burned any witches or been persecuted by the Turks and neither have you! So, shut-the-Hell-up already.

I want to know which church is it exactly where the Reverend Jesse Jackson practices, where he gets his money, and why he is always part of the problem and not the solution. Can I get an AMEN on that one?

I think the cops have every right to shoot your sorry **** if you're running from them.

I also think they have the right to pull your **** over if you're breaking the law, regardless of what color you are.

And, no, I don't mind having my face shown on my drivers license. I think it's good.....and I'm proud that "God" is written on my money. I think if you are too stupid to know how a ballot works, I don't want you deciding who should be running the most powerful nation in the world for the next four years.

I dislike those people standing in the intersections trying to sell me crap or trying to guilt me into making "donations" to their cause. These people should be targets.

I believe that it doesn't take a village to raise a child, it takes two parents.

And what the hell is going on with gas prices... again?

If this makes me a BAD American, then yes, I'm a BAD American.

If you are a BAD American too, please forward this to everyone you know.

We need our country back!
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  • dragon1952
    dragon1952 Posts: 4,907
    edited May 2005
    I guess I'm a bad American too. I think I agree with everything but maybe the global warming. Of course I don't live in Detroit either :p
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  • Jstas
    Jstas Posts: 14,842
    edited May 2005
    Sorry, another one that is total crap and not from the mind of George Carlin.

    http://www.snopes.com/language/document/carlin.htm
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  • faster100
    faster100 Posts: 6,124
    edited May 2005
    what are you the snopes friggin police... :rolleyes:

    what's this the second or third bust, Myth busted!! Great job:D
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  • dragon1952
    dragon1952 Posts: 4,907
    edited May 2005
    Originally posted by Jstas
    Sorry, another one that is total crap and not from the mind of George Carlin.
    :eek:

    My, aren't we tactful! :rolleyes:

    Oh well! Someone else just passed it to me so I'll blame them.
    "I didn't do it...it was like that when I got here!"


    BTW, what's a "snopes"? :confused: :
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  • ohskigod
    ohskigod Posts: 6,502
    edited May 2005
    while i was reading, snopes or not, i had it pegged that George Carlin did not write that. Fits his political ideology like a square peg in a round hole.

    and after reviewing the words, i would have to chalk myself in the BAD AMERICAN column :p
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  • jdhdiggs
    jdhdiggs Posts: 4,305
    edited May 2005
    Wow, who cares if Carlin wrote it or not. Like Ohskigod said, anyone who listens to Carlin knows this is not his style nor affiliation. Anyone needing to go search out the authenticity of this seems to be missing the point:

    Someone thought it provoked some interesting thoughts and decided to share it. It doesn't make it any more/less true if it isn't from someone famous. :rolleyes:
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  • MSALLA
    MSALLA Posts: 1,602
    edited May 2005
    I don't know who wrote it, but as a fellow BAD AMERICAN I'm glad someone did.
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  • F1nut
    F1nut Posts: 50,734
    edited May 2005
    Geez John, still looking for a life!?!
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  • MacLeod
    MacLeod Posts: 14,358
    edited May 2005
    I agree with every one of those except the being in touch with my feelings.

    Im not at all.

    Im moody, selfish and have a massive temper and I LIKE IT THAT WAY!! :mad:
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