Here's A New One! Worst Movie Ever Made?

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  • zombie boy 2000
    zombie boy 2000 Posts: 6,641
    edited July 2006
    Godzilla (the Matthew Broderick version):)

    So let me get this straight, Godzilla is just going to hand over his Knick's tix and go through the turnstiles of Madison Square Garden:confused:

    Not so "big"... is he?
    I never had it like this where I grew up. But I send my kids here because the fact is you go to one of the best schools in the country: Rushmore. Now, for some of you it doesn't matter. You were born rich and you're going to stay rich. But here's my advice to the rest of you: Take dead aim on the rich boys. Get them in the crosshairs and take them down. Just remember, they can buy anything but they can't buy backbone. Don't let them forget it. Thank you.Herman Blume - Rushmore
  • univera
    univera Posts: 848
    edited July 2006
    The Incredible Hulk. Hands down. Painful and dragged on forever. I was hoping the Iranians or Koreans would go nuclear on him and end my misery.
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  • Andrew2112
    Andrew2112 Posts: 59
    edited July 2006
    How about 'The Adventures of Pluto Nash'? Did anybody see it??? Anybody? Anyone? This goes straight to the top 5.
  • zombie boy 2000
    zombie boy 2000 Posts: 6,641
    edited August 2006
    I was reminded again last night of how absolutely putrid Sophia Coppola's performance was in Godfather III. Indignant anger? -- monotone, curl lip. Joyous? -- deadpan, curl lip. Unfathomable sorrow? -- play it straight, curl lip. Come out of first gear already:eek:

    Sheesh
    I never had it like this where I grew up. But I send my kids here because the fact is you go to one of the best schools in the country: Rushmore. Now, for some of you it doesn't matter. You were born rich and you're going to stay rich. But here's my advice to the rest of you: Take dead aim on the rich boys. Get them in the crosshairs and take them down. Just remember, they can buy anything but they can't buy backbone. Don't let them forget it. Thank you.Herman Blume - Rushmore
  • bobman1235
    bobman1235 Posts: 10,822
    edited August 2006
    Yeah, like her performance is what killed that piece of crap movie... :D
    If you will it, dude, it is no dream.
  • zombie boy 2000
    zombie boy 2000 Posts: 6,641
    edited August 2006
    bobman1235 wrote:
    Yeah, like her performance is what killed that piece of crap movie... :D


    touche:o
    I never had it like this where I grew up. But I send my kids here because the fact is you go to one of the best schools in the country: Rushmore. Now, for some of you it doesn't matter. You were born rich and you're going to stay rich. But here's my advice to the rest of you: Take dead aim on the rich boys. Get them in the crosshairs and take them down. Just remember, they can buy anything but they can't buy backbone. Don't let them forget it. Thank you.Herman Blume - Rushmore
  • steveinaz
    steveinaz Posts: 19,538
    edited August 2006
    "Dude, where's my car?"
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  • bobman1235
    bobman1235 Posts: 10,822
    edited August 2006
    steveinaz wrote:
    "Dude, where's my car?"

    Where's your car dude?
    If you will it, dude, it is no dream.
  • zombie boy 2000
    zombie boy 2000 Posts: 6,641
    edited August 2006
    Dude, I know!
    I never had it like this where I grew up. But I send my kids here because the fact is you go to one of the best schools in the country: Rushmore. Now, for some of you it doesn't matter. You were born rich and you're going to stay rich. But here's my advice to the rest of you: Take dead aim on the rich boys. Get them in the crosshairs and take them down. Just remember, they can buy anything but they can't buy backbone. Don't let them forget it. Thank you.Herman Blume - Rushmore
  • steveinaz
    steveinaz Posts: 19,538
    edited August 2006
    "Dude, where's my car" was in my DVD player for a record setting 7 minutes. I would have broken it in half if it wasn't a rental.
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  • halo
    halo Posts: 5,616
    edited August 2006
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  • garcianc2003
    garcianc2003 Posts: 20
    edited August 2006
    From the ones I have seen (or tried to sit through):

    Lou Ferigno's Hercules
    Halle Berry's Catwoman
    Battlefield Earth
  • halo
    halo Posts: 5,616
    edited August 2006
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  • wodom1
    wodom1 Posts: 1,054
    edited August 2006
    The Weather Man
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  • venomclan
    venomclan Posts: 2,467
    edited August 2006
    Halo wrote:

    Halo, have you seen Troll 2? I have and it is my # 1 worst movie. It is so bad that I think I would buy it in the bargain bin. So bad, that you have to watch it twice just to make sure your senses are really working and this movie does in fact exist.

    Everyone must see this movie. All the other worst movie nominations are acadamy award winners compared to this. All other bad movie directors and producers must bow down to the total genius of this movie. This is the only movie I can say I aged while watching.
    Venom
  • halo
    halo Posts: 5,616
    edited August 2006
    venomclan wrote:
    Halo, have you seen Troll 2?
    Yes, unfortunately, I've seen it twice (a couple of years apart). Grandpa Joe, The Preacher, Mom, Dad, big sister, the sister's friends and boyfriend, and last but not least the witch. Never going to sit through it again. The acting is the only thing horrific in this movie. Bar none, it is the worst movie ever made. Maybe they should have a screening at Polkfest?
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  • venomclan
    venomclan Posts: 2,467
    edited August 2006
    Halo wrote:
    Yes, unfortunately, I've seen it twice (a couple of years apart). Grandpa Joe, The Preacher, Mom, Dad, big sister, the sister's friends and boyfriend, and last but not least the witch. Never going to sit through it again. The acting is the only thing horrific in this movie. Bar none, it is the worst movie ever made. Maybe they should have a screening at Polkfest?

    LOL,
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  • zombie boy 2000
    zombie boy 2000 Posts: 6,641
    edited August 2006
    You mean "nilbog" right:p

    God, I have to see this flick -- I'm over to Netflix now

    And I've seen some klunkers....
    I never had it like this where I grew up. But I send my kids here because the fact is you go to one of the best schools in the country: Rushmore. Now, for some of you it doesn't matter. You were born rich and you're going to stay rich. But here's my advice to the rest of you: Take dead aim on the rich boys. Get them in the crosshairs and take them down. Just remember, they can buy anything but they can't buy backbone. Don't let them forget it. Thank you.Herman Blume - Rushmore
  • zombie boy 2000
    zombie boy 2000 Posts: 6,641
    edited August 2006
    Added to the Netflix queue...

    Though they only have the Troll/Troll 2 double feature available:confused:

    Interesting
    I never had it like this where I grew up. But I send my kids here because the fact is you go to one of the best schools in the country: Rushmore. Now, for some of you it doesn't matter. You were born rich and you're going to stay rich. But here's my advice to the rest of you: Take dead aim on the rich boys. Get them in the crosshairs and take them down. Just remember, they can buy anything but they can't buy backbone. Don't let them forget it. Thank you.Herman Blume - Rushmore
  • halo
    halo Posts: 5,616
    edited August 2006
    From my limited research there seems to be another movie titled Troll 2. Make sure you get the right one: link. The one you've got coming from Netflix is the wrong one.
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  • zombie boy 2000
    zombie boy 2000 Posts: 6,641
    edited August 2006
    Halo wrote:
    From my limited research there seems to be another movie titled Troll 2.


    what What WHAT?!?
    I never had it like this where I grew up. But I send my kids here because the fact is you go to one of the best schools in the country: Rushmore. Now, for some of you it doesn't matter. You were born rich and you're going to stay rich. But here's my advice to the rest of you: Take dead aim on the rich boys. Get them in the crosshairs and take them down. Just remember, they can buy anything but they can't buy backbone. Don't let them forget it. Thank you.Herman Blume - Rushmore
  • halo
    halo Posts: 5,616
    edited August 2006
    hehe. Kyle's mom. Just follow my links bro.
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  • zombie boy 2000
    zombie boy 2000 Posts: 6,641
    edited August 2006
    Leprechaun 5 -- In the Hood
    I never had it like this where I grew up. But I send my kids here because the fact is you go to one of the best schools in the country: Rushmore. Now, for some of you it doesn't matter. You were born rich and you're going to stay rich. But here's my advice to the rest of you: Take dead aim on the rich boys. Get them in the crosshairs and take them down. Just remember, they can buy anything but they can't buy backbone. Don't let them forget it. Thank you.Herman Blume - Rushmore
  • Demiurge
    Demiurge Posts: 10,874
    edited August 2006
    The clever limericks were the only redeeming quality of those movies.
  • zombie boy 2000
    zombie boy 2000 Posts: 6,641
    edited August 2006
    .... and the Leprechaun "rap" at the end of part 5:D
    I never had it like this where I grew up. But I send my kids here because the fact is you go to one of the best schools in the country: Rushmore. Now, for some of you it doesn't matter. You were born rich and you're going to stay rich. But here's my advice to the rest of you: Take dead aim on the rich boys. Get them in the crosshairs and take them down. Just remember, they can buy anything but they can't buy backbone. Don't let them forget it. Thank you.Herman Blume - Rushmore
  • PolkThug
    PolkThug Posts: 7,532
    edited August 2006
    Leprechaun 5 -- In the Hood

    ..and three years later they made a sequel to that, Leprechaun: Back 2 tha Hood

    http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0339294/
  • zombie boy 2000
    zombie boy 2000 Posts: 6,641
    edited August 2006
    PolkThug wrote:
    ..and three years later they made a sequel to that, Leprechaun: Back 2 tha Hood

    http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0339294/


    Wow!! The ever so rare sequel to a sequel....

    Consider my mind "blown":D
    I never had it like this where I grew up. But I send my kids here because the fact is you go to one of the best schools in the country: Rushmore. Now, for some of you it doesn't matter. You were born rich and you're going to stay rich. But here's my advice to the rest of you: Take dead aim on the rich boys. Get them in the crosshairs and take them down. Just remember, they can buy anything but they can't buy backbone. Don't let them forget it. Thank you.Herman Blume - Rushmore
  • venomclan
    venomclan Posts: 2,467
    edited August 2006
    You mean "nilbog" right:p

    God, I have to see this flick -- I'm over to Netflix now

    And I've seen some klunkers....

    Yes, Nilbog, that is how bad this movie will screw up your mind.
    Sad to say that I also saw Leprechaun in the hood and: Back 2 tha Hood.

    The song is catchy "A lep in the hood, up to no good"
    And nothing beats the "Zombie Fly Girls"

    Be careful Zombie, once you have seen Troll 2, you cannot unsee it. You have been warned. lol
    Venom