2005 Darwin Award Winners

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  • RuSsMaN
    RuSsMaN Posts: 17,986
    edited May 2005
    DING! Fries are done.
    Check your lips at the door woman. Shake your hips like battleships. Yeah, all the white girls trip when I sing at Sunday service.
  • hotwheelman
    hotwheelman Posts: 1,300
    edited May 2005
    Originally posted by RuSsMaN
    DING! Fries are done.


    Cheese on mine please.:D
    "Its worked so far but we're not out yet."
    "Hey big man let me hold a dollar"
  • Ron-P
    Ron-P Posts: 8,520
    edited September 2005
    This women may just qualify...
    BRUSSELS (Reuters) - An inebriated Belgian woman died in a freak accident when she ended up beneath a heavy grave stone at a cemetery, local news agency Belga said Wednesday.

    The 33-year-old was on her way home from a bar in the Belgian town of Pulle in the early hours of Saturday when she took a short cut through the cemetery.

    But she urgently needed to relieve herself and crouched down between two gravestones. As she lost her balance, she grabbed one of the stones which gave way and landed on top of her.

    The public prosecutor's office said she died of suffocation as she was unable to lift the heavy stone.

    http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20050907/od_nm/belgium_cemetery_dc
    If...
    Ron dislikes a film = go out and buy it.
    Ron loves a film = don't even rent.
  • MacLeod
    MacLeod Posts: 14,358
    edited September 2005
    What a way to go. Just goes to show, you should always wear clean underwear!
    polkaudio sound quality competitor since 2005
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  • george daniel
    george daniel Posts: 12,096
    edited September 2005
    :D Thanks F 1, I needed that to start my day, I think that Jesse my be fueling the plane, guys in the tower better keep their heads down. On the serious side,, I have an opportunity to buy an A. I. tube pre(modulas 1), plan to use it to power 1'cs with faster's parasound 1200, (450.00) for the pre, since I'm new to tubes, any advice would be greatly appreciated.Thanks in advance
    JC approves....he told me so. (F-1 nut)
  • beardog03
    beardog03 Posts: 5,550
    edited September 2005
    okay guy`s...

    what`s the weather like back there..?

    need to know what (how) to pack..

    It`s almost time...!!!!!!!!!!
    Cary SLP-98L F1 DC Pre Amp (Jag Blue)
    Parasound HCA-3500
    Cary Audio V12 amp (Jag Red)
    Polk Audio Xm Reciever (Autographed by THE MAN Himself) :cool:
    Magnum Dynalab MD-102 Analog Tuna
    Jolida JD-100 CDP
    Polk Audio LSi9 Speaks (ebony)
    SVS PC-Ultra Sub
    AQ Bedrock Speaker Cables (Bi-Wired)
    MIT Shotgun S1 I/C`s
    AQ Black Thunder Sub Cables
    PS Audio Plus Power Cords
    Magnum Dynalab ST-2 FM Antenna
    Sanus Cherry wood Speak Stands
    Adona AV45CS3 / 3 Tier Rack (Black /Gold)


    :cool:
  • TheReaper
    TheReaper Posts: 636
    edited September 2005
    3. A man who shovelled snow for an hour to clear a space for his car
    during a blizzard in Chicago returned with his vehicle to find a woman
    had taken the space. Understandably, he shot her.
    This should only qualify, if she shot him. Everyone else knows to double-park the space they're shoveling!
    Win7 Media Center -> Onkyo TXSR702 -> Polk Rti70
  • ND13
    ND13 Posts: 7,601
    edited September 2005
    [QUOTE= I have an opportunity to buy an A. I. tube pre(modulas 1), plan to use it to power 1'cs with faster's parasound 1200, (450.00) for the pre, since I'm new to tubes, any advice would be greatly appreciated.Thanks in advance[/QUOTE]

    Yeah, buy it!!! :D
    "SOME PEOPLE CALL ME MAURICE,
    CAUSE I SPEAK OF THE POMPITIOUS OF LOVE"
  • george daniel
    george daniel Posts: 12,096
    edited September 2005
    :) Big thanks,, I will probabally be asking you guys about specific tubes,after I get it,, thanks again for your reply. I love those little smiley things :)
    JC approves....he told me so. (F-1 nut)
  • F1nut
    F1nut Posts: 50,729
    edited September 2005
    George, ya gotta start somewhere and that one will get ya going!

    Robert, low 80's in the day, mid 60's at night. Damn near perfect weather.
    Political Correctness'.........defined

    "A doctrine fostered by a delusional, illogical minority and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a t-u-r-d by the clean end."


    President of Club Polk

  • beardog03
    beardog03 Posts: 5,550
    edited September 2005
    wooohooo..!!

    sorry `bout the derailment of your thread fellas,

    my bad

    Carry on ...
    Cary SLP-98L F1 DC Pre Amp (Jag Blue)
    Parasound HCA-3500
    Cary Audio V12 amp (Jag Red)
    Polk Audio Xm Reciever (Autographed by THE MAN Himself) :cool:
    Magnum Dynalab MD-102 Analog Tuna
    Jolida JD-100 CDP
    Polk Audio LSi9 Speaks (ebony)
    SVS PC-Ultra Sub
    AQ Bedrock Speaker Cables (Bi-Wired)
    MIT Shotgun S1 I/C`s
    AQ Black Thunder Sub Cables
    PS Audio Plus Power Cords
    Magnum Dynalab ST-2 FM Antenna
    Sanus Cherry wood Speak Stands
    Adona AV45CS3 / 3 Tier Rack (Black /Gold)


    :cool: