Why Two Hands?

Tour2ma
Tour2ma Posts: 10,177
edited March 2024 in Clubhouse Archives
Why women have two hands.....
More later,
Tour...
Vox Copuli
Better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to open your mouth and remove all doubt. - Old English Proverb

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"It's easy to get lost in price vs performance vs ego vs illusion." - doro
"There is a certain entertainment value in ripping the occaisonal (sic) buttmunch..." - TroyD
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  • Tour2ma
    Tour2ma Posts: 10,177
    edited May 2005
    Why men have two hands....
    More later,
    Tour...
    Vox Copuli
    Better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to open your mouth and remove all doubt. - Old English Proverb

    "Death doesn't come with a Uhaul." - Dennis Gardner
    "It's easy to get lost in price vs performance vs ego vs illusion." - doro
    "There is a certain entertainment value in ripping the occaisonal (sic) buttmunch..." - TroyD
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  • dragon1952
    dragon1952 Posts: 4,907
    edited May 2005
    LOL! verry funny :D

    But I thought these were why men had two hands.
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  • MacLeod
    MacLeod Posts: 14,358
    edited May 2005
    LMFAO!!

    Hey Dragon, looking at your picture I only need one hand to......oh nevermind, I get it! :D
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  • dragon1952
    dragon1952 Posts: 4,907
    edited May 2005
    yeah, but you've got big hands! Oh.... never mind....I get it, Mr Mind in the Gutter! Shame on you :mad:

    As for Tour's 'why men have two hands' picture, I'd need BOTH hands just for hoisting Mr Biggie :cool:
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  • George Grand
    George Grand Posts: 12,258
    edited May 2005
    Somebody wake Dragon up. He's having a dream about a Mr. Biggie again. This time he actually thinks it belongs to him.

    George Grand (of the Jersey Grands)
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  • dragon1952
    dragon1952 Posts: 4,907
    edited May 2005
    :mad:
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  • George Grand
    George Grand Posts: 12,258
    edited May 2005
    Couldn't help it man, it comes with the sign I was born under. I'm a '52 Scorpio.

    I think you missed out by a couple days on that didn't you?

    George Grand (of the Jersey Grands)
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  • dragon1952
    dragon1952 Posts: 4,907
    edited May 2005
    Actually I'm a Capricorn, '52 model also as you know. BTW, I just ran across this:

    Scorpio -
    Possible Health Concerns...
    "Scorpio governs the pelvis and reproductive and urinary systems and its subjects are said to be prone to ailments of the liver and kidneys, stones and gravel in the bladder or genitals, and other genital ills such as priapism. Abscesses, boils, carbuncles, fistulas, piles, ruptures and ulcers may also affect the Scorpions."

    Make fun of my genitals eh! LOL! :cool:

    BTW, are those your kids Tour?
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  • Tour2ma
    Tour2ma Posts: 10,177
    edited May 2005
    Nope... just one of those e-mails making the rounds.
    More later,
    Tour...
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    Better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to open your mouth and remove all doubt. - Old English Proverb

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    "There is a certain entertainment value in ripping the occaisonal (sic) buttmunch..." - TroyD
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  • BobMcG
    BobMcG Posts: 1,585
    edited May 2005
    ...good reason men have two hands!!!
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  • Airplay355
    Airplay355 Posts: 4,298
    edited May 2005
    man what a butter face
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  • BobMcG
    BobMcG Posts: 1,585
    edited May 2005
    Face?????? :confused:



    What face????? ;)



    OOOOH! Look at that wouldja! By golly, your right. She does have a face! I hadn't noticed! :D
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  • dragon1952
    dragon1952 Posts: 4,907
    edited May 2005
    I'm almost afraid to ask but what the hell is a butter face? :confused:
    Nice butt BTW!
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  • MacLeod
    MacLeod Posts: 14,358
    edited May 2005
    A good reason men have two hands.....AND A TONGUE!!!! :p
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  • dragon1952
    dragon1952 Posts: 4,907
    edited May 2005
    I'm almost afraid to ask but what the hell is a TOUNGE? :confused:





    :D;)
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  • MacLeod
    MacLeod Posts: 14,358
    edited May 2005
    Its what happens when I just type out what Im thinking and instantly hit "submit" without proof reading it first.

    Im famous on the CA side for my type-o's.

    Im the type of guy that says exactly whats on his mind at that very second without regard to tact. I post things the same way. I read a post, and just type out what I am thinking and then hit submit. Thats why 99% of my posts are edited!

    :D
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  • RuSsMaN
    RuSsMaN Posts: 17,986
    edited May 2005
    It's 'butta face' you F's.

    Friggin 'butter'. Next thing we know, Micah will be back telling us he can't believe it's not....

    Cheers,
    Horgusta Hameflan
    Check your lips at the door woman. Shake your hips like battleships. Yeah, all the white girls trip when I sing at Sunday service.
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  • michael_w
    michael_w Posts: 2,813
    edited May 2005
    lol... that's great
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  • brettw22
    brettw22 Posts: 7,623
    edited May 2005
    Originally posted by dragon1952
    I'm almost afraid to ask but what the hell is a butter face? :confused:
    I asked him that too......

    Everything's hot on her.......'butter face'.....
    comment comment comment comment. bitchy.
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  • wingnut4772
    wingnut4772 Posts: 7,519
    edited May 2005
    C'mon guys!...Everything looks good..butter face. sheeesh!:p
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  • dragon1952
    dragon1952 Posts: 4,907
    edited May 2005
    Originally posted by brettw22
    I asked him that too......

    Everything's hot on her.......'butter face'.....

    LOL! That's kinda what I figured but not exactly in that context......and I agree! :D
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  • Airplay355
    Airplay355 Posts: 4,298
    edited May 2005
    Butter, butta....gettin ganster on me russ? or should I say gansta? :p
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