Two Old Men

BlueMDPicker
BlueMDPicker Posts: 7,569
edited March 2024 in Clubhouse Archives
There were two old men sitting on a park bench passing the day away talking. One old man asked the other, "How is your wife?"

The second old guy replied, "I think she may be dead!"

The first man asked, "What do you mean you THINK she is dead?"

The second explained, "Well...the sex is the same but the dishes are starting to pile up."
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  • RuSsMaN
    RuSsMaN Posts: 17,986
    edited May 2005
    Two old ladies were sitting on a park bench, passing the day away talking.

    Suddenly, a man ran up, opened his trenchcoat and flashed them both.

    One old lady immediately had a stroke.

    The other couldn't reach that far.
    Check your lips at the door woman. Shake your hips like battleships. Yeah, all the white girls trip when I sing at Sunday service.
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  • Toxis
    Toxis Posts: 5,116
    edited May 2005
    Originally posted by RuSsMaN
    Two old ladies were sitting on a park bench, passing the day away talking.

    Suddenly, a man ran up, opened his trenchcoat and flashed them both.

    One old lady immediately had a stroke.

    The other couldn't reach that far.
    ok, THIS is funny!
    Never kick a fresh **** on a hot day.

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  • fireshoes
    fireshoes Posts: 3,167
    edited May 2005
    OMG!
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  • beardog03
    beardog03 Posts: 5,550
    edited May 2005
    LMAO.....:D
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