Circumcised

F1nut
F1nut Posts: 50,734
edited March 2024 in Clubhouse Archives
A teacher noticed that a little boy at the back of the class was squirming around, scratching his crotch and not paying attention. She went back to find out what was going on. He was quite embarrassed and whispered that he had just recently been circumcised and he was quite itchy. The teacher told him to go down to the principal's office. He was to phone his mother and ask her what he should do.....
He returned to his class. Suddenly, there was a commotion at the back of the room. The teacher went back to investigate only to find him sitting at his desk with his **** hanging out. "I thought I told you to call your Mom!" she said. "I did," he said, "And she told me if I could stick it out till noon, she'd come and pick me up!"
Political Correctness'.........defined

"A doctrine fostered by a delusional, illogical minority and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a t-u-r-d by the clean end."


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  • BobMcG
    BobMcG Posts: 1,585
    edited April 2005
    Oh man!!! LMAO!!!
  • MacLeod
    MacLeod Posts: 14,358
    edited April 2005
    Kids say the darndest things!
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  • swerve
    swerve Posts: 1,862
    edited May 2005
    Originally posted by MacLeod
    Kids say the darndest things!
    well in this case he would be doing the darndest thing...
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  • hotwheelman
    hotwheelman Posts: 1,300
    edited May 2005
    Just lettin it all hang out eh. :D lmao
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