Polk Audio Sign Karma

Frank Z
Frank Z Posts: 5,860
edited March 2024 in Clubhouse Archives
I got this off Ebay a little while ago and really don't need another sign in my meager little HT, so I'm giving it up.

Here's the deal...
1) You must own at least 1 Polk Audio Speaker. Yes subwoofers count.

2) You must live on planet Earth.

3) You must be able to speak english, or at least make a good faith effort, but it does not have to be your primary language, so you French-Canadians are in.

4) You have never commited an indecent act with a barn yard animal.

5) Your parents were not related before they got married to each other.

6) You must complete the following phrase to be entered...

Hey Jack-****! I want that damn sign!!

7) You must have completed 3rd grade before age 12.

8) You have been outside the county at least twice.

9) You must not have any friends or family members named Goober.

10) You must have at least 2 posts and no more than 400 to be eligable for this fine item. All of you old farts can get your own damn sign.



The deadline for this drawing is Monday, May 2, 2005 @ 6:00pm Mountain Time.
9/11 - WE WILL NEVER FORGET!! (<---<<click)
2005-06 Club Polk Football Pool Champion!! :D
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  • polkatese
    polkatese Posts: 6,767
    edited April 2005
    I am calling ACLU for being discriminated based on my post counts!
    I am sorry, I have no opinion on the matter. I am sure you do. So, don't mind me, I just want to talk audio and pie.
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  • Frank Z
    Frank Z Posts: 5,860
    edited April 2005
    You'll forget all about in a few minutes....Geezer!:D
    9/11 - WE WILL NEVER FORGET!! (<---<<click)
    2005-06 Club Polk Football Pool Champion!! :D
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  • Skynut
    Skynut Posts: 2,967
    edited April 2005
    Hey Jack-****! I want that damn sign!!

    I would not say it was "indecent" just poor judgement. :D:D
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  • Frank Z
    Frank Z Posts: 5,860
    edited April 2005
    WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!
    9/11 - WE WILL NEVER FORGET!! (<---<<click)
    2005-06 Club Polk Football Pool Champion!! :D
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  • MacLeod
    MacLeod Posts: 14,358
    edited April 2005
    Yes, I too will be calling my local ACLU (Anti Christian Liberals Union) representative to take action against this shameful act of discrimination! :p
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  • Airplay355
    Airplay355 Posts: 4,298
    edited April 2005
    well even tho i can't get the sign, you are still a jackass for makin up that little rule....now im gonna go pout in the corner, ya know the corner that doesnt have a polk audio sign above it. :(
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  • madmax
    madmax Posts: 12,434
    edited April 2005
    This is ****. Just because I violated #4 and #10 I should not be excluded. BS I tell ya...
    madmax
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    Avantgarde horns, 300b tubes, thats the kinda crap I want... :D
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  • polkatese
    polkatese Posts: 6,767
    edited April 2005
    Max,

    Barney the dino doesn't count as a barn yard animal...
    I am sorry, I have no opinion on the matter. I am sure you do. So, don't mind me, I just want to talk audio and pie.
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  • McLoki
    McLoki Posts: 5,231
    edited April 2005
    Hey Jack-****! I want that damn sign!!

    I keep my speakers covered, help me cover my walls......



    (weak, but at least I made the effort)

    Thanks,

    Michael
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  • SCompRacer
    SCompRacer Posts: 8,511
    edited April 2005
    1) Check.

    2) Check.

    3) Check.

    4) Check.

    5) Check.

    6)Hey Jack-****! I want that damn sign!!

    7) Check.

    8) Check.

    9) Check,

    10) Got a question on number 10, would them be fence posts, 'hitchin posts or all posts?:D

    Good evening all. That sign would look great above the bar I ain't built yet.
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  • Airplay355
    Airplay355 Posts: 4,298
    edited April 2005
    check posts....please assume the position


    you just snuck by the the post count lol
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  • gidrah
    gidrah Posts: 3,049
    edited April 2005
    Time to start deleting my stupid posts. Ooops add another one.
    Make it Funky! :)
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  • madmax
    madmax Posts: 12,434
    edited April 2005
    Originally posted by polkatese
    Max,

    Barney the dino doesn't count as a barn yard animal...

    I stand corrected. I do have 10 times too many posts though...

    madmax
    Vinyl, the final frontier...

    Avantgarde horns, 300b tubes, thats the kinda crap I want... :D
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  • michael_w
    michael_w Posts: 2,813
    edited April 2005
    I swear that damn goat lies.....


    pffft rejected by a measly 30 somethin posts lol
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  • VR3
    VR3 Posts: 28,774
    edited April 2005
    SO...if I buy a polk spooker...can I enter 21 times?
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  • masanz1
    masanz1 Posts: 511
    edited April 2005
    hoorah it's only barn yard animals and is that blood relation or just related

    Hey Jack-****! I want that damn sign!!
    Matthew
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  • danger boy
    danger boy Posts: 15,722
    edited April 2005
    oh for petes sake... not many of us under 400 posts in here anymore. :eek:
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  • petrym
    petrym Posts: 1,912
    edited April 2005
    Hey Jack-****! I want that damn sign!! It's inherently obvious to all but the most casual observer that this Karma item is my density... errrrr... destiny.

    I *do* qualify on all other counts. In Babeee!
    Michael
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  • NCrewson
    NCrewson Posts: 144
    edited April 2005
    Hey Jack-****! I want that damn sign!! Right frickin' now

    So as long as my PARENTS weren't related before they got married. Oh, OK. It doesn't say anything about me and wife being related.........

    Nor does it disqualify those of you whose parents are related but not wed.

    Woohoo!!! I'm in!!!!!!
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  • shack
    shack Posts: 11,154
    edited April 2005
    Sign? I don't need no stinkin' sign..................
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  • dorokusai
    dorokusai Posts: 25,577
    edited April 2005
    I speet on your sign....
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  • BlueMDPicker
    BlueMDPicker Posts: 7,569
    edited April 2005
    Hey Jack-****! I don't want that damn sign!! I want that damn projector!!! ;)
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  • bobman1235
    bobman1235 Posts: 10,822
    edited April 2005
    1) Hell yeah
    2) Doesn't always seem like Earth, and DEFINITELY not America, but, yup.
    3) Me speak-a Engrish.
    4) Check
    5) Yup (at least I pray to God...)
    6) Hey Jack-****! I want that damn sign!!
    7) Sho nuff.
    8) Oh yeah.
    9) I think the name Goober is automatic disqualification for friend or family status with me.
    10)300 somethin baby.

    Thanks Frank.
    If you will it, dude, it is no dream.
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  • gregit
    gregit Posts: 284
    edited April 2005
    Hey Jack-****! I want that damn sign!!

    man, that felt good!
    Greg

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  • wingnut4772
    wingnut4772 Posts: 7,519
    edited April 2005
    Hey Jack ****! I want that damn sign!!!

    Barnyard animals are overrated.
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  • fireshoes
    fireshoes Posts: 3,167
    edited April 2005
    Hey Jack-****! I want that damn sign!!

    (Come on, there's no way I have 400 good posts!:D)
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  • POLKOHOLIC
    POLKOHOLIC Posts: 407
    edited April 2005
    Hey Jack-****! I want that damn sign!!
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  • sterling bug
    sterling bug Posts: 228
    edited April 2005
    Hey jack ****! I want that damn sign!! Please
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  • hotwheelman
    hotwheelman Posts: 1,300
    edited April 2005
    Hey jackass, I want that damn sign. Now give it to me dammit.:D
    I am sooo in.
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  • Frank Z
    Frank Z Posts: 5,860
    edited April 2005
    No you're not.
    9/11 - WE WILL NEVER FORGET!! (<---<<click)
    2005-06 Club Polk Football Pool Champion!! :D
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