Old Man and a Trooper

HBombToo
HBombToo Posts: 5,256
edited March 2024 in Clubhouse Archives
A senior citizen in Punta Gorda, Florida bought a brand new Mercedes convertible. He took off down the road, flooring it to 90 mph and enjoying the wind blowing through what little hair he had left on his head.

"This is great," he thought as he roared down I-75. He pushed the pedal to the metal even more. Then he looked in his rear view mirror and saw a highway patrol trooper behind him, blue lights flashing and siren blaring.

"I can get away from him with no problem", thought the man and he pushed the pedal to the floor and flew down the road - passing 100 mph... then 110... up to 120 mph!

Then he thought, "What am I doing? I'm too old for this kind of thing." So he pulled over to the side of the road and waited for the trooper to catch up with him.

The trooper pulled in behind the Mercedes and walked up to the driver's window. After looking at the old man - then at his watch, he said, "Sir, my shift
ends in 30 minutes and today is Friday. If you can give me a reason that I've never heard before on why you were speeding, I'll let you go."

The man looked at the trooper and answered, "Years ago my wife ran off with a Florida State Trooper. I thought you were bringing her back."

"Sir," the trooper replied, "You have a nice day."
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  • F1nut
    F1nut Posts: 50,734
    edited April 2005
    :D:D:D
    Political Correctness'.........defined

    "A doctrine fostered by a delusional, illogical minority and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a t-u-r-d by the clean end."

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  • audiobliss
    audiobliss Posts: 12,518
    edited April 2005
    LOL
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  • cfrizz
    cfrizz Posts: 13,415
    edited April 2005
    ROFLMAO!!!!:D :D:D
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  • bobman1235
    bobman1235 Posts: 10,822
    edited April 2005
    Oldy but goody, I LOVE this joke :)
    If you will it, dude, it is no dream.
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  • Spawndn72
    Spawndn72 Posts: 453
    edited April 2005
    More state trooper jokes.....

    Two kids where traveling to Florida for spring break. About halfway through Georgia they see blue lights in the mirror. So they pull over. The cops walks up to the car and taps on the drivers window with his nightstick. The driver rolls the window down and says "Can I help you officer?" The oficer then begins to beat the living crap out of the young man with his night stick. When he finished he looked at the young man and said "Now you will think twice about speeding in Georgia!" The trooper then walks over to the passengers window and taps on his window with the nightstick. When the young man rolls his window down the trooper begins to beat the crap out of him with the nightstick. The young man screams "I was not even driving, why are you hitting me?" The state trooper says "I was fullfiling your wish son!" The kids says "what do mean?"

    The trooper says........"You know good and well that when you two get about 5 miles down the road, you are going to look at your friend and say "I wish to hell he would have hit ME with that stick!""
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  • MacLeod
    MacLeod Posts: 14,358
    edited April 2005
    OK. How bout a blonde trooper joke. Actually I may have already posted this but here goes.

    A blonde trooper pulls over another blonde. She comes to the window and asks the driver for her license.

    The blonde driver looks puzzled and asks I dont know what that is.

    The blonde trooper says, its a small square thing with your picture on it.

    The blonde driver looks thru her purse and pulls out her compact mirror. Seeing her face in it she thinks this is the license and hands it to the blonde trooper.

    The trooper looks at the mirror for a few seconds and hands it back to the driver and says "you can go. Have a nice day"

    The driver asks why she is being let go and the trooper answers, "I didnt know you were a cop."
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