Lawyer Joke
exalted512
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my brother just sent this to me, thought it was pretty funny...
Two lawyers had been stranded on a desert island for several months.
The
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>only other thing on the island was a tall coconut tree, which provided
>them
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>their food. Each day one of the lawyers would climb to the top of the
>tree
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>to see if he could see a rescue boat coming.
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>One day, the lawyer yelled down from the tree, "WOW. I can't believe
>my
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>eyes. There is a girl out there floating in our direction."
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>The lawyer on the ground was most skeptical and said. "I think you're
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>hallucinating and you've finally lost your mind."
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>But within a few minutes, up to the beach floated a naked blonde woman,
>face
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>up and totally unconscious.
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>The two lawyers went over to her, dragged her up on the beach, and
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>discovered, yes, she was alive.
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>One said to the other, "You know, we've been on this island for months
>now
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>without a woman. It's been such a long time. Do you think we should,
>...
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>you know, ... screw her?"
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>The second lawyer, asked, "Out of What?"
-Cody
Two lawyers had been stranded on a desert island for several months.
The
>
>
>only other thing on the island was a tall coconut tree, which provided
>them
>
>their food. Each day one of the lawyers would climb to the top of the
>tree
>
>to see if he could see a rescue boat coming.
>
>One day, the lawyer yelled down from the tree, "WOW. I can't believe
>my
>
>eyes. There is a girl out there floating in our direction."
>
>The lawyer on the ground was most skeptical and said. "I think you're
>
>hallucinating and you've finally lost your mind."
>
>But within a few minutes, up to the beach floated a naked blonde woman,
>face
>
>up and totally unconscious.
>
>The two lawyers went over to her, dragged her up on the beach, and
>
>discovered, yes, she was alive.
>
>One said to the other, "You know, we've been on this island for months
>now
>
>without a woman. It's been such a long time. Do you think we should,
>...
>
>you know, ... screw her?"
>
>The second lawyer, asked, "Out of What?"
-Cody
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LMAO!!
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LOL...
Nice twist on the now ancient hunter joke...More later,
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Ancient hunter joke?
Havent heard that one but then again I dont get out much.
Care to share?polkaudio sound quality competitor since 2005
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Hunter is walking through the forest and comes across a beautiful, naked blond reclining on a rock.
He walks up to her and asks, "Are you game?"
She raises up, looks him up and down, and purrs, "I sure am."
So he shot her...
Sorry... you had to ask didn't you....More later,
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Better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to open your mouth and remove all doubt. - Old English Proverb
"Death doesn't come with a Uhaul." - Dennis Gardner
"It's easy to get lost in price vs performance vs ego vs illusion." - doro
"There is a certain entertainment value in ripping the occaisonal (sic) buttmunch..." - TroyD -
LOL!!
Actually thats pretty good!
polkaudio sound quality competitor since 2005
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... and very old...
I think that was the first "dirty" joke Dad ever told me.More later,
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Better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to open your mouth and remove all doubt. - Old English Proverb
"Death doesn't come with a Uhaul." - Dennis Gardner
"It's easy to get lost in price vs performance vs ego vs illusion." - doro
"There is a certain entertainment value in ripping the occaisonal (sic) buttmunch..." - TroyD
