Questions not to ask in foreign lands

MacLeod
MacLeod Posts: 14,358
edited March 2024 in Clubhouse Archives
IRELAND
“Are you magically delicious or just angry and drunk?
This beer is black- did a leprechaun crap in it?”

FRANCE
“Can I get a side of Freedom Fries with that?
Aren’t the French just Germans who can make sauces?”

ITALY
“Is the Pope Polish? Does he have super powers like Jesus?
I could sure go for a can of Spaghetti-O’s! ”

POLAND
“Do you hire foreigners to screw in your lightbulbs?”

GERMANY
“Is this bratwurst kosher?”

TURKEY
“Where’s the hash at?
It’s cool to recreationally slaughter Kurds?”

KOREA
“Can you watch my puppy for a minute, or must you people deep fry him?”

CHINA
“This wall isn’t so great.”

ENGLAND
“Did you ever get a piece of **** from that Diana chick?”

SWEDEN
“Do you have any normal meatballs?
Want to hear a dumb blonde joke?”

YEMEN
“Yemen? That’s a stupid name for a country. What’s it mean -- ‘Land Of Fanatics And Dust' ?”

INDIA
“You don’t live in teepees?
Where can I get a good juicy steak around here?”

ETHIOPIA
“After a long day of travel, I’m famished. Hey – those flies sure love your pregnant son!”

CANADA
“You’re like Americans without money.”

SPAIN
“So, this is the country that’s not Portugal? Wow.
Your women can shave if they want to, right?
Where can I get some Cheez Whiz nachos?”

SOUTH AFRICA
“I liked it better the other way.”

MEXICO
“What's that smell?”

SAUDI ARABIA
“Would you like to see my designs for a solar powered car?
Is it legal to beat your wives here, or what?”

RUSSIA
“Is it always this cold and economically devastated?”

UZBEKISTAN
“Can you spell Uzbekistan?”

GREECE
“I hear this place is a less expensive version of Italy."

AFGHANISTAN
“Seriously, where is the real country… where is everything?”

JAPAN
“What’s Hiroshima? Is that a kind of sushi?”

AUSTRALIA
“How can we stop Mel Gibson? Is there a cure?”

AMERICA
“Was John Wayne ****?”
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  • Airplay355
    Airplay355 Posts: 4,298
    edited March 2005
    i dont get the ethopian one
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  • organ
    organ Posts: 4,969
    edited March 2005
    Airplay,
    That Ethiopean one is just bad. The swelled belly is some form of disease.

    I love the Sweden one:D.

    Maurice
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  • dragon1952
    dragon1952 Posts: 4,907
    edited March 2005
    The swelled belly is some form of disease.

    Mine's from beer :D
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  • Shizelbs
    Shizelbs Posts: 7,433
    edited March 2005
    Its from malnourishment. And its hilarious.
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  • Toxis
    Toxis Posts: 5,116
    edited March 2005
    See, that's not even right... hahahaha but I loved it!

    One I'd add to Iraq...

    "aaaahhhh I love the smell of American's in the morning..."
    Never kick a fresh **** on a hot day.

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  • brettw22
    brettw22 Posts: 7,623
    edited March 2005
    Wow.
    comment comment comment comment. bitchy.
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  • George Grand
    George Grand Posts: 12,258
    edited March 2005
    Let's all make fun of the underprivileged and the undernourished. Are the handicapped next? When do we get to the racist stuff?

    George Grand (of the Jersey Grands)
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  • AsSiMiLaTeD
    AsSiMiLaTeD Posts: 11,728
    edited March 2005
    I doubt Mac included that Ethiopai one intentionally.

    That one's pretty classless...some of the others are funny though...
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  • Shizelbs
    Shizelbs Posts: 7,433
    edited March 2005
    At least half of them qualify as being classless.
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  • AsSiMiLaTeD
    AsSiMiLaTeD Posts: 11,728
    edited March 2005
    Originally posted by Shizelbs
    At least half of them qualify as being classless.
    I disagree. Several of them are borderline offensive, but that one is the only that strikes me as classless...at least out of the ones I get...
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  • Shizelbs
    Shizelbs Posts: 7,433
    edited March 2005
    To me the Japan one is worse. But, anyways, its stupid to argue about. This is probably not heading in a good direction.
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  • AsSiMiLaTeD
    AsSiMiLaTeD Posts: 11,728
    edited March 2005
    Originally posted by Shizelbs
    To me the Japan one is worse.
    Damn...I completely overlooked that one...yep that one's pretty sick too...
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  • Ron-P
    Ron-P Posts: 8,520
    edited March 2005
    John Wayne was a flaming ****.
    If...
    Ron dislikes a film = go out and buy it.
    Ron loves a film = don't even rent.
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  • jdhdiggs
    jdhdiggs Posts: 4,305
    edited March 2005
    Do you guys all need a group hug or what? :confused:
    There is no genuine justice in any scheme of feeding and coddling the loafer whose only ponderable energies are devoted wholly to reproduction. Nine-tenths of the rights he bellows for are really privileges and he does nothing to deserve them. We not only acquired a vast population of morons, we have inculcated all morons, old or young, with the doctrine that the decent and industrious people of the country are bound to support them for all time.-Menkin
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  • Toxis
    Toxis Posts: 5,116
    edited March 2005
    way to PC of a thread for me then. Glad I didn't post what I was REALLY thinking...
    Never kick a fresh **** on a hot day.

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