Magic Cone

RuSsMaN
RuSsMaN Posts: 17,987
edited April 2007 in The Clubhouse
Which end does your mouth go on? Disturbing.

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Check your lips at the door woman. Shake your hips like battleships. Yeah, all the white girls trip when I sing at Sunday service.
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  • Toxis
    Toxis Posts: 5,116
    edited March 2005
    the only thing disturbing is knowing that you found that. ha ha ha My god...
    Never kick a fresh **** on a hot day.

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  • dorokusai
    dorokusai Posts: 25,577
    edited March 2005
    I think I'll hand those out at my next corporate retreat.
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  • George Grand
    George Grand Posts: 12,258
    edited March 2005
    Debs have been secretly dying to pee standing up since the dawn of time, but they'll never admit it.

    Oh yeah, BIG surprise that Russ found the link. He already has that debs address and phone number too.

    George Grand (of the Jersey Grands)
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  • nadams
    nadams Posts: 5,877
    edited March 2005
    russ... your posts as of late are getting more and more disturbing :)
    Ludicrous gibs!
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  • MacLeod
    MacLeod Posts: 14,358
    edited March 2005
    Originally posted by nadams
    russ... your posts as of late are getting more and more disturbing :)

    Right! Keep em coming! :D
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  • gregit
    gregit Posts: 284
    edited March 2005
    my next invention...Magic Cone for #2
    Greg

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  • BlueMDPicker
    BlueMDPicker Posts: 7,569
    edited March 2005
    DAMMIT RUSS!! Between you and George, you've caused enough coffee spray on my monitor it shouldn't EVEN be operational.

    BTW - Mmmmm, I do like 'em shaved. :cool:
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  • BlueMDPicker
    BlueMDPicker Posts: 7,569
    edited March 2005
    Originally posted by gregit
    my next invention...Magic Cone for #2

    Too late, brown paper sacks have been around for ever. Just twist the thing shut after you finish your business and leave it ablaze on a "friend's" front stoop.

    Edit: Ooops, forgot I was on the east coast for a minute. They're called "brown paper BAGS" here. Please excuse my midwestern ways.
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  • BlueMDPicker
    BlueMDPicker Posts: 7,569
    edited March 2005
    Originally posted by dorokusai
    I think I'll hand those out at my next corporate retreat.

    We had several, of the female gender, in my old group who fervently wished they didn't need the magic cone. My very favorite of them all was always treated to a hearty "See you next time!" when she left my office. She never got it.
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  • ohskigod
    ohskigod Posts: 6,502
    edited March 2005
    that was most disturbing, yet funny, better yet great idea for chicks who dont want to "hover" as my wife calls it in a public bathroom
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  • RuSsMaN
    RuSsMaN Posts: 17,987
    edited April 2007
    Ah, the magic cone.
    Check your lips at the door woman. Shake your hips like battleships. Yeah, all the white girls trip when I sing at Sunday service.
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  • TroyD
    TroyD Posts: 13,077
    edited April 2007
    Greatness!
    I plan for the future. - F1Nut
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  • Fireman32
    Fireman32 Posts: 4,845
    edited April 2007
    Priceless!!!
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  • petrym
    petrym Posts: 1,912
    edited April 2007
    Good Grief... "Throw it in a wastebasket when you're done." That'll make the air smell so much better in there.
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  • ESavinon
    ESavinon Posts: 3,066
    edited April 2007
    she forgot to give it the customary shake or two.
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  • mrbigbluelight
    mrbigbluelight Posts: 9,790
    edited April 2007
    I found that ....... strangely ...... erotic.


    :o
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  • Bill Ayotte
    Bill Ayotte Posts: 1,860
    edited April 2007
    ESAVINON wrote: »
    she forgot to give it the customary shake or two.

    Because three would be playing with it.:D
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  • BobMcG
    BobMcG Posts: 1,585
    edited April 2007
    :D:D How the hell do you come across this stuff? :D:D
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  • BobMcG
    BobMcG Posts: 1,585
    edited April 2007
    gregit wrote: »
    my next invention...Magic Cone for #2


    Is it going to involve doses of ex-lax to function properly? :p
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  • Bill Ayotte
    Bill Ayotte Posts: 1,860
    edited April 2007
    BobMcG wrote: »
    Is it going to involve doses of ex-lax to function properly? :p

    I was thinking it would involve a specially designed laxative named COLON BLOW....:D
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  • daboyz
    daboyz Posts: 5,207
    edited April 2007
    I'm laughing so hard there's tears. That was too much!
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  • MrNightly
    MrNightly Posts: 3,370
    edited April 2007
    He's on a roll again... When will the madness stop?!? :D
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  • Face
    Face Posts: 14,340
    edited April 2007
    petrym wrote: »
    Good Grief... "Throw it in a wastebasket when you're done." That'll make the air smell so much better in there.
    That'll hardly be noticeable compared to what else is deposited in there.
    "He who fights with monsters should look to it that he himself does not become a monster. And when you gaze long into an abyss the abyss also gazes into you." Friedrich Nietzsche
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  • Bill Ayotte
    Bill Ayotte Posts: 1,860
    edited April 2007
    Face wrote: »
    That'll hardly be noticeable compared to what else is deposited in there.

    Strong point.......Strong smell as well.:D
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  • hearingimpared
    hearingimpared Posts: 21,137
    edited April 2007
    Um, why would anyone invent a wee wee vent that isn't flushable?
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