Woman caught transporting WMD!

dragon1952
dragon1952 Posts: 4,907
edited March 2024 in Clubhouse Archives
Talk about transporting WMD! :eek:
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  • bobman1235
    bobman1235 Posts: 10,822
    edited March 2005
    Weapons of Major Distraction?

    Weapons of My Desire?
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  • Tour2ma
    Tour2ma Posts: 10,177
    edited March 2005
    I just get this feeling that I am very glad they cropped her face out of the picture....
    More later,
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  • F1nut
    F1nut Posts: 50,734
    edited March 2005
    Originally posted by Tour2ma
    I just get this feeling that I am very glad they cropped her face out of the picture....

    WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

    I'm with ya on that one, bro.
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  • bobman1235
    bobman1235 Posts: 10,822
    edited March 2005
    Originally posted by Tour2ma
    I just get this feeling that I am very glad they cropped her face out of the picture....

    Probably glad you can't see the scars underneath either.... those things are about as real as Spongebob Squarepants.
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  • Toxis
    Toxis Posts: 5,116
    edited March 2005
    that's to bad. Her **** went and ruined what looked to be one hell of an amazing body. Damn strippers...
    Never kick a fresh **** on a hot day.

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  • Tour2ma
    Tour2ma Posts: 10,177
    edited March 2005
    Originally posted by Toxis
    Damn strippers...
    LOL.... had to double check to be sure this wasn't a john d. strong post of some of his new work...
    More later,
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  • Mjr7531
    Mjr7531 Posts: 856
    edited March 2005
    Oy, I think that's disgusting honestly, oh well...
  • dragon1952
    dragon1952 Posts: 4,907
    edited March 2005
    I just get this feeling that I am very glad they cropped her face out of the picture....

    I had the exact same thought when I first saw it also. It's probably a guy. :rolleyes:
    In fact, now that I look at more closely I think it is :confused:

    BTW, I have some sick coworkers who pass these along in emails all the time. Too bad I can't post the Jenna Jamison PowerPoint presentation!

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  • Mjr7531
    Mjr7531 Posts: 856
    edited March 2005
    Well, you could...
    But I think it's more a matter of ethics :)
  • Airplay355
    Airplay355 Posts: 4,298
    edited March 2005
    im a barbie girl, in a barbie world, my **** are plastic, its fantastic
  • steveinaz
    steveinaz Posts: 19,538
    edited March 2005
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  • Jstas
    Jstas Posts: 14,842
    edited March 2005
    OK, sorry folks but that is either on hell of an excessive air-brushing job or that's a painting/drawing/computer graphic of sorts and not a real photograph.
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  • MacLeod
    MacLeod Posts: 14,358
    edited March 2005
    That does look fake.

    Either way, it wouldnt have mattered if they had the face in there or not. I doubt I wouldve even noticed! :D
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  • RuSsMaN
    RuSsMaN Posts: 17,986
    edited March 2005
    Anyone else loosen their cheeks and jaw up, letting them droop a little (Nixon style), then shake their head back and forth going 'blububublubublub'?

    I did. That, and I just tried to push my privates through the screen.

    Those are absolutley real. Real silicon that is. Looks like the girl that was modeling the 'bling bling sling' on ebay. Remember that one?
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  • beardog03
    beardog03 Posts: 5,550
    edited March 2005
    somebody give that poor girl (person) a cheeseburger...

    she looks like she`s starvin`

    nothing like hearing that snap sound...aw crap broke another one..!!!!
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  • disneyjoe7
    disneyjoe7 Posts: 11,435
    edited March 2005
    Originally posted by Tour2ma
    I just get this feeling that I am very glad they cropped her face out of the picture....


    Seems odd that they cropped her face out.....











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  • Strong Bad
    Strong Bad Posts: 4,278
    edited March 2005
    Originally posted by Tour2ma
    LOL.... had to double check to be sure this wasn't a john d. strong post of some of his new work...

    LMAO, we don't have any girls quite that deformed. You can tell her skin tone was seriously photoshopped. Like the rest of you said, it probably is a good thing her head was cropped. I'm willing to bet no amount of photoshop work could fix it, other than said cropping.

    I have a couple books on medium to advanced photoshop techniques. One is specifically for photographing female models. Lots of good stuff to give them flawless skin, trim waistlines and enhancing areas that need it!

    Here's a potential Photoshop sales slogan...

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  • danger boy
    danger boy Posts: 15,722
    edited March 2005
    if she fell forward and did a face plant. those boobies would bounce her right back up. ha ha ha.

    that's freakishly unnatural. there is a line between desireable and disfigured.
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