Well....tomorrows the big day

dragon1952
dragon1952 Posts: 4,907
edited March 2024 in Clubhouse Archives
:rolleyes:
When you're in your 50's there's all kinds of cool stuff to look forward to. One of which is the colonoscopy .... woo hoo!
Mine is tomorrow....lucky me.
There is something really perverted about getting a colonoscopy on Valentines Day. Should I make the doctor tell me he loves me first? Will he respect me in the morning? :confused: Only time will tell.
Mean time I haven't been able to eat a freakin' thing all day. And I get to drink this wonderful laxative. Oh the joys of old age :(
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  • George Grand
    George Grand Posts: 12,258
    edited February 2005
    Looks like we're both 1952 models Dragon.

    Nothing like a 36 hour fast and then the ultimate violation I always say!

    Good luck man.

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  • RuSsMaN
    RuSsMaN Posts: 17,986
    edited February 2005
    Not me man.

    No one ever has, or ever will, stick anything up my cornhole. If the Doc wants to know something, I'll feel around and let him know.

    If it needs to be more exploratory than my finger can reach, they can shrink a high-tech military submarine, and send Raquel Welch in for a look see. I've seen 'em do it in Fantastic Voyage.

    Cheers,
    Russ
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  • Early B.
    Early B. Posts: 7,900
    edited February 2005
    I realize we're all friends and everything, but this is too much information...

    :eek:
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  • dorokusai
    dorokusai Posts: 25,577
    edited February 2005
    That sounds neat....post the pictures.
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  • nadams
    nadams Posts: 5,877
    edited February 2005
    Anyone remember the episode of King of the Hill where Hank had a colonoscopy? Heh... Bobby drove the robotic camera. I think Hank was constipated or something...

    Anyway, that should sufficiently derail this topic.
    Ludicrous gibs!
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  • Shizelbs
    Shizelbs Posts: 7,433
    edited February 2005
    I promise that if you bring your MD a box of chocolates he will laugh his **** off. And then shove things in your butt.
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  • MacLeod
    MacLeod Posts: 14,358
    edited February 2005
    Just make sure when the doc is behind ya with his finger up your arse that he doesnt have both hands on your shoulders! :eek:
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  • dragon1952
    dragon1952 Posts: 4,907
    edited February 2005
    Thanks alot guys..........I think.
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  • dragon1952
    dragon1952 Posts: 4,907
    edited February 2005
    If it needs to be more exploratory than my finger can reach, they can shrink a high-tech military submarine, and send Raquel Welch in for a look see. I've seen 'em do it in Fantastic Voyage.

    LOL! I'm afraid that unless you've got a 5 ft finger you better check into that sub. As far as Raquel Welch...I think she's seen better days.
    I think you've got a ways to go before 50 anyway. Maybe you'll change your mind by then. However, until then it might behoove you to eat lots of broccoli, bro.
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  • dragon1952
    dragon1952 Posts: 4,907
    edited February 2005
    ust make sure when the doc is behind ya with his finger up your arse that he doesnt have both hands on your shoulders!

    Unfortunately it's gonna be more than a finger up my ****....and I don't mean what you mean! :(
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  • dragon1952
    dragon1952 Posts: 4,907
    edited February 2005
    My wifes going with me. Maybe I can have the doctor prove to her for once and for all that my head is NOT up my ****.
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  • Frank Z
    Frank Z Posts: 5,860
    edited February 2005
    Uhm...hope everything comes out okay...
    Wait a minute, that didn't sound right.:eek:

    I've got a while before I have to start pondering the PROBE OF DEATH.

    You're doing the right thing though I'll keep my fingers, and legs crossed for ya.:D
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  • Tour2ma
    Tour2ma Posts: 10,177
    edited February 2005
    Originally posted by dorokusai
    That sounds neat....post the pictures.
    Be careful what you ask for...

    GG, dragon... '52... Me, too... Musta been a hell of a year...

    Just got "scopy'd" myself two weeks ago. Colin cancer took my Dad and so for me, at my age, it was a no brainer.

    Being knocked out, floating on a Demoral(sp?) cloud, it was no biggie... Now drinking a gallon of Colyte the day before to the point where it is essentially pouring through you... well, I've had more fun.

    I had two pollups removed, one large and one small, and an anxious week of waiting before I got the biopsy results. Thank God, both were benign... but that was one long, effin' week...

    Given my family history and the pollups being present, I get to do it again next year...

    And yes, doro, I got an 8 x 10 glossy... if you're interested... :D
    More later,
    Tour...
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  • beardog03
    beardog03 Posts: 5,550
    edited February 2005
    good luck bro...

    it`s something ya gotta do..

    it could save your life...

    Just don`t start singing Maoon Riverr....!!!
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  • dorokusai
    dorokusai Posts: 25,577
    edited February 2005
    Bear - It's in my family as well and it's simply a given here as well. As long as it isn't a permanent tube in my arse, no problem, as I've had late night flu/drunken problems that created way more havoc then a CSpy.
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  • dragon1952
    dragon1952 Posts: 4,907
    edited February 2005
    It's all over already. I don't remember a thing after the meds hit exept coming out of it and thinking they hadn't done anything yet. Very strange feeling. Looks like all's clear on the western front. I can't believe how slow i'm typing....and thinking.
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  • Tour2ma
    Tour2ma Posts: 10,177
    edited February 2005
    LOL... Been there...

    Apparently on the way home I called both my Mother and my Daughter... No recollection of either call, but the wife says I was very funny...
    More later,
    Tour...
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  • reeltrouble1
    reeltrouble1 Posts: 9,312
    edited February 2005
    No way around it Dragon, it is the ultimate defiling. When I had mine the Doc kept his very very very attractive nurse in the room, cant say if this really helped but kept me from whining in front of her, just remember to PUSH back like you are taking a dump!!!:rolleyes:

    RT1
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  • PolkThug
    PolkThug Posts: 7,532
    edited February 2005
    I think I just thurped...:mad:
    Never Forget
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  • cfrizz
    cfrizz Posts: 13,415
    edited February 2005
    I'm glad to see you guys taking care of yourselves. It's not the most pleasant thing in the world, and waiting for the results is stressful, but better that than maybe major surgery or death.

    WTG. Let us know what the results are when you get them Dragon.
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  • Early B.
    Early B. Posts: 7,900
    edited February 2005
    Garbage in, garbage out. But some of that garbage clings to the walls of the pipeline and causes problems.

    So what should ya do? Eat your vegetables.

    Just a friendly reminder.:)
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