Rules For ....
Frank Z
Posts: 5,860
.....CUTTING YOUR OWN FIREWOOD.
1. Park twice as far from the tree as the tree is tall.
2. It helps to notch the tree away from the truck.
3. The fact that you live within driving distance of a forest does not make you a lumberjack.
4. Just to be on the safe side, always borrow your buddy's truck.
1. Park twice as far from the tree as the tree is tall.
2. It helps to notch the tree away from the truck.
3. The fact that you live within driving distance of a forest does not make you a lumberjack.
4. Just to be on the safe side, always borrow your buddy's truck.
Post edited by RyanC_Masimo on
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Driving a truck that color is dumb. Buying the matching shirt is real dumb.
George Grand (of the Jersey Grands) -
I think he was goin' for the same two tone look with his pants too!Expert Moron Extraordinaire
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Not my truck, not my shirt, not my picture.
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****, I never get these color jokes, I'm color blind.
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I didn't think it was you Frank.
Just look at that hoople. Kind of makes you wish he was turning around cause he heard another tree going down. Lightning striking twice?
George Grand (of the Jersey Grands) -
Just clarifying for all of my fans!:D
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If it hadda been a Ford, it would have held it. Aim for the bed next time.>
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Is it just me, or is that guy smiling...?
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Yep....but it's not his truck...."Just because youre offended doesnt mean youre right." - Ricky Gervais
"For those who believe, no proof is necessary. For those who don't believe, no proof is possible." - Stuart Chase
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Originally posted by Polkersince85
If it hadda been a Ford, it would have held it. Aim for the bed next time.
...if it hadda been a Ford....I woulda cheered....alas, it was a real truck..
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