New Words for 2005
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A Washington DC newspaper once again asked readers to
take any word from the dictionary, alter it by adding, subtracting, or changing one letter, and supply a new definition. Here are this year's winners-
Intaxication - Euphoria at getting a tax refund, which lasts until you realize it was your money to start with.
Reintarnation - Coming back to life as a hillbilly.
Bozone - The substance surrounding stupid people that stops bright ideas from penetrating. The bozone layer, unfortunately, shows little sign of breaking down in the near future.
Cashtration - The act of buying a house, which renders the subject financially impotent for an indefinite period.
Giraffiti - Vandalism spray-painted very, very high.
Sarchasm - The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who doesn't get it.
Inoculatte - To take coffee intravenously when you are running late.
Hipatitis - Terminal coolness.
Osteopornosis - A degenerate disease. (This one got extra credit.)
Karmageddon - It's like, when everybody is sending off all these really bad vibes, right? And then, like, the earth explodes and it's like, a serious bummer.
Decafalon - The grueling event of getting through the day consuming only things that are good for you.
Glibido - All talk and no action.
Dopeler Effect - The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they come at you rapidly.
Arachnoleptic Fit - The frantic dance performed just after you've
accidentally walked through a spider web.
Beelzebug - Satan in the form of a mosquito that gets into your bedroom at three in the morning and cannot be cast out.
Caterpallor - The color you turn after finding half a grub in the fruit you're eating.
And the pick of the literature...
Ignoranus - A person who's both stupid and an ****.
take any word from the dictionary, alter it by adding, subtracting, or changing one letter, and supply a new definition. Here are this year's winners-
Intaxication - Euphoria at getting a tax refund, which lasts until you realize it was your money to start with.
Reintarnation - Coming back to life as a hillbilly.
Bozone - The substance surrounding stupid people that stops bright ideas from penetrating. The bozone layer, unfortunately, shows little sign of breaking down in the near future.
Cashtration - The act of buying a house, which renders the subject financially impotent for an indefinite period.
Giraffiti - Vandalism spray-painted very, very high.
Sarchasm - The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who doesn't get it.
Inoculatte - To take coffee intravenously when you are running late.
Hipatitis - Terminal coolness.
Osteopornosis - A degenerate disease. (This one got extra credit.)
Karmageddon - It's like, when everybody is sending off all these really bad vibes, right? And then, like, the earth explodes and it's like, a serious bummer.
Decafalon - The grueling event of getting through the day consuming only things that are good for you.
Glibido - All talk and no action.
Dopeler Effect - The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they come at you rapidly.
Arachnoleptic Fit - The frantic dance performed just after you've
accidentally walked through a spider web.
Beelzebug - Satan in the form of a mosquito that gets into your bedroom at three in the morning and cannot be cast out.
Caterpallor - The color you turn after finding half a grub in the fruit you're eating.
And the pick of the literature...
Ignoranus - A person who's both stupid and an ****.
Political Correctness'.........defined
"A doctrine fostered by a delusional, illogical minority and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a t-u-r-d by the clean end."
President of Club Polk
"A doctrine fostered by a delusional, illogical minority and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a t-u-r-d by the clean end."
President of Club Polk
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always get a kick out of these.
-Luc -
Yep, always like to increase my word power!
There was a constant Dopeler Effect where I worked before retirement. -
Noel-Lee should be added:
I slipped on the department store floor and Noel-lee'd their A$$
