quick joke

Willow
Willow Posts: 11,056
edited March 2024 in Clubhouse Archives
A Mom is driving her little girl to a friend’s house for a play date.
“Mommy,” the little girl asks, “how old are you?”

“Honey, you are not supposed to ask a lady her age,” the mother warns.
“It is not polite.”

“Ok,” the little girl says. “How much do you weigh?”

“Now really,” the mother says, “these are personal questions, and really
none of your business.”

Undaunted, the little girl asks, “Why did you and daddy get a divorce?”

“That is enough questions, honestly!” The exasperated mother walks away
as the two friends begin to play.

“My Mom wouldn’t tell me anything,” the little girl says to her friend.

“Well,” said the friend, “all you need to do is look at her drivers
license. It is like a report card—it has everything on it.” Later that
night, the little girl says to her mother, “I know how old you are. You
are 32.”

The mother is surprised and asks, “How did you find that out?”

“I also know that you weigh 140 pounds.” The mother is past surprise and
shocked now.

“How in heaven’s name did you find that out?”

“And,” the little girl says triumphantly, “I know why you and daddy got
a divorce.”

“Oh really?” the mother asks. “And why’s that?”

“Because you got an F in sex.”
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  • trubluluc
    trubluluc Posts: 2,067
    edited January 2005
  • Tour2ma
    Tour2ma Posts: 10,177
    edited January 2005
    LOL...
    More later,
    Tour...
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  • MacLeod
    MacLeod Posts: 14,358
    edited January 2005
    Not bad. And clean too!
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  • Tropic-Al
    Tropic-Al Posts: 44
    edited January 2005
    Good one. :p

    How the hell did you find out about my ex-wife!!!
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