X-mas song thread

Strong Bad
Strong Bad Posts: 4,278
edited March 2024 in Clubhouse Archives
In the spirit of X-mas songs, it time to create and twist our own. Since Jesse is so fond of "Grandma got run over by a reigndeer", I'll start this tune off in his honor. You guys are then left to add to the song. Here goes...

"Jesse got run over by White Van Man
Walking home from Tweeter, Christmas Eve

You can say there's no such thing as full range drivers
but as for Amar Bose, he believes"


Take it away guys...
No excuses!
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  • steveinaz
    steveinaz Posts: 19,538
    edited December 2004
    LOL! Great idea John, here goes:

    A tribute to Russman, sung to the tune of "Silver Bells"

    Ohm'n my balls
    Ohm'n my balls
    I'm bored as hell in the city
    ring a ling
    hear the radio shack meter ring
    1.8 ohms is okay....

    Cheesey quality leads
    low on battery
    man I can't get a break
    in the air there's a feeling of frustration
    polkies laughing
    gas I'm passing
    give me something to re-foam
    I'm really quite bored as you see

    Ohm'n my balls
    Ohm'n my balls
    I'm bored as hell in the city
    ring a ling
    hear the radio shack meter ring
    1.8 ohms is okay....
    Source: Bluesound Node 2i - Preamp/DAC: Benchmark DAC2 DX - Amp: Parasound Halo A21 - Speakers: MartinLogan Motion 60XTi - Shop Rig: Yamaha A-S501 Integrated - Shop Spkrs: Elac Debut 2.0 B5.2
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  • Strong Bad
    Strong Bad Posts: 4,278
    edited December 2004
    Verse 1...


    "Now his Polk's are all connected
    With long cable runs by M.I.T.

    Jesse drank too much egg nog
    Off to the bathroom to take a mean **** pee!"


    <sing chorus again>
    No excuses!
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  • keith allen
    keith allen Posts: 734
    edited December 2004
    OK,I got one...

    On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me....a 7 foot marijuana tree....

    take it away..............
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  • Strong Bad
    Strong Bad Posts: 4,278
    edited December 2004
    On the second day of Christmas my true love gave to me...

    2 kegs of beer

    and a 7 foot marijuana tree
    No excuses!
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  • steveinaz
    steveinaz Posts: 19,538
    edited December 2004
    On the third day of Christmas my true love gave to me...

    3 DVD's
    2 Kegs of Beer
    and a 7 foot marijuana tree...
    Source: Bluesound Node 2i - Preamp/DAC: Benchmark DAC2 DX - Amp: Parasound Halo A21 - Speakers: MartinLogan Motion 60XTi - Shop Rig: Yamaha A-S501 Integrated - Shop Spkrs: Elac Debut 2.0 B5.2
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  • Frank Z
    Frank Z Posts: 5,860
    edited December 2004
    On the fourth day of Christmas my true love gave to me...

    4 Banana jacks
    3 DVD's
    2 Kegs of Beer
    and a 7 foot marijuana tree...
    9/11 - WE WILL NEVER FORGET!! (<---<<click)
    2005-06 Club Polk Football Pool Champion!! :D
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  • VR3
    VR3 Posts: 28,776
    edited December 2004
    On the 5th day of christmas, my true love gave to me....

    5 12" woofers in a sack
    4 Banana jacks
    3 DVD's
    2 Kegs of Beer
    and a 7 foot marijuana tree...
    - Not Tom ::::::: Any system can play Diana Krall. Only the best can play Limp Bizkit.
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  • RuSsMaN
    RuSsMaN Posts: 17,986
    edited December 2004
    On the 6th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:

    Six JAN tubes.....

    5 12" woofers in a sack
    4 Banana jacks
    3 DVD's
    2 Kegs of Beer
    and a 7 foot marijuana tree...
    Check your lips at the door woman. Shake your hips like battleships. Yeah, all the white girls trip when I sing at Sunday service.
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  • Strong Bad
    Strong Bad Posts: 4,278
    edited December 2004
    On the 7th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:

    7 horny Playmates

    6 JAN tubes
    5 12" woofers in a sack
    4 Banana jacks
    3 DVD's
    2 Kegs of Beer
    and a 7 foot marijuana tree...
    No excuses!
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