What it feels like
Willow
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A woman was making a breakfast of fried eggs for her husband. Suddenly her
husband burst into the kitchen.
"Careful ... CAREFUL! Put in some more butter! Oh my GOD! You're cooking
too many at once. TOO MANY! Turn them! TURN THEM NOW! We need more butter.
Oh my GOD! WHERE are we going to get MORE BUTTER? They're going to STICK!
Careful ... CAREFUL! I said be CAREFUL! You NEVER listen to me when you're
cooking! Never! Turn them! Hurry up! Are you CRAZY? Have you LOST your
mind? Don't forget to salt them. You know you always forget to salt them.
Use the salt. USE THE SALT! THE SALT!"
The wife stared at him. "What the hell is wrong with you? You think I don't
know how to fry a couple of eggs?"
The husband calmly replied, "I wanted to show you what it feels like when
I'm driving you around in the car."
husband burst into the kitchen.
"Careful ... CAREFUL! Put in some more butter! Oh my GOD! You're cooking
too many at once. TOO MANY! Turn them! TURN THEM NOW! We need more butter.
Oh my GOD! WHERE are we going to get MORE BUTTER? They're going to STICK!
Careful ... CAREFUL! I said be CAREFUL! You NEVER listen to me when you're
cooking! Never! Turn them! Hurry up! Are you CRAZY? Have you LOST your
mind? Don't forget to salt them. You know you always forget to salt them.
Use the salt. USE THE SALT! THE SALT!"
The wife stared at him. "What the hell is wrong with you? You think I don't
know how to fry a couple of eggs?"
The husband calmly replied, "I wanted to show you what it feels like when
I'm driving you around in the car."
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pricelessMusic is like candy, you have to get rid of the rappers to enjoy it
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Political Correctness'.........defined
"A doctrine fostered by a delusional, illogical minority and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a t-u-r-d by the clean end."
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Let's all sing the Egg SongIf...
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yup good one:DMarantz SR5400 AVR 6.1
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Originally posted by Ron-P
Let's all sing the Egg Song
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I like it, it sounds strangly familiar...
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That's a pretty good yolk.
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The 7 dwarves were all in the bath tub felling happy!
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VERY familiar, but somewhat backwards. My wife drives like a maniac and scares the crap out of me. I am always correcting her and it ticks her off!Go BIG or go home!
