12 points to ponder
Frank Z
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12. Life is sexually transmitted.
11. Health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
10. Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.
9. Give a person a fish and you feed him for a day; teach a person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks.
8. Some people are like Slinkies ... not really good for anything, but you can't help smiling when you see one tumble down the stairs.
7. Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday,lying in hospitals dying of nothing.
6. Whenever I start feeling blue, I start breathing again.
5. All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.
4. Why does a slight tax increase cost you two hundred dollars and a substantial tax cut saves you thirty cents.
3. In the 60's people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.
2. Politics is supposed to be the second oldest profession. I have come to realize that it bears a very close resemblance to the first.
1. And, most "terrorists" are reported to have come to the US legally, but they then hang around on expired visas, some for as long as 10 to 15 years.Now, at Blockbuster Video if you're 2 days late with a video, those people are all over you. So, why isn't Blockbuster in charge of immigration?
11. Health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
10. Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.
9. Give a person a fish and you feed him for a day; teach a person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks.
8. Some people are like Slinkies ... not really good for anything, but you can't help smiling when you see one tumble down the stairs.
7. Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday,lying in hospitals dying of nothing.
6. Whenever I start feeling blue, I start breathing again.
5. All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.
4. Why does a slight tax increase cost you two hundred dollars and a substantial tax cut saves you thirty cents.
3. In the 60's people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.
2. Politics is supposed to be the second oldest profession. I have come to realize that it bears a very close resemblance to the first.
1. And, most "terrorists" are reported to have come to the US legally, but they then hang around on expired visas, some for as long as 10 to 15 years.Now, at Blockbuster Video if you're 2 days late with a video, those people are all over you. So, why isn't Blockbuster in charge of immigration?
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Originally posted by Frank Z
5. All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.
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Originally posted by Frank Z
And, most "terrorists" are reported to have come to the US legally, but they then hang around on expired visas, some for as long as 10 to 15 years.Now, at Blockbuster Video if you're 2 days late with a video, those people are all over you. So, why isn't Blockbuster in charge of immigration?
Damn good question!Political Correctness'.........defined
"A doctrine fostered by a delusional, illogical minority and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a t-u-r-d by the clean end."
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Originally posted by Frank Z
4. Why does a slight tax increase cost you two hundred dollars and a substantial tax cut saves you thirty cents.
Because in the good ole days, thieves used a gun to rob you. Nowadays, they use an election ballot...:eek: -
Originally posted by Frank Z
4. Why does a slight tax increase cost you two hundred dollars and a substantial tax cut saves you thirty cents.
because we are toooo busy ta ****
we should pay attention
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Originally posted by Frank Z
10. Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.
Truer words were never spoken... I laughed so hard at that one that i was getting wierd looks in the computer lab lolMacLeod: I guess youre lucky Polk has such lax hiring standards.
Josh: Damn skippy!
