Target really does have everything...

RuSsMaN
RuSsMaN Posts: 17,986
edited March 2024 in Clubhouse Archives
...that I want for Christmas.

Linky 1

Linky 2

Cheers,
Russ
Check your lips at the door woman. Shake your hips like battleships. Yeah, all the white girls trip when I sing at Sunday service.
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  • F1nut
    F1nut Posts: 50,734
    edited November 2004
    :D:D:D
    Political Correctness'.........defined

    "A doctrine fostered by a delusional, illogical minority and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a t-u-r-d by the clean end."

    President of Club Polk

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  • POLKOHOLIC
    POLKOHOLIC Posts: 407
    edited November 2004
    hahahahahahaha
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  • BlueMDPicker
    BlueMDPicker Posts: 7,569
    edited November 2004
    Damn! You Texans have all the luck. I went to the customer service desk at my Target and asked for those items. A geezer in a red smock and a large woman with a mustache picked me up by the elbows and carried me out to the sidewalk. I asked for a rain check on the way out the door, but got no response. Screw 'em, I'm going to Walmart and see what they have!
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  • Drewsmith
    Drewsmith Posts: 160
    edited November 2004
    :D:D:D

    Hmm i was in Target yesterday didn't see either of these items. Web order only maybe :p
    Epson 8100
    Directv HR24
    WDTV
    ONKYO 608
    POLK RTI70 Mains
    POLK CSI40 Center
    POLK RTI28 Surround
    HSU STF-2
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  • bobman1235
    bobman1235 Posts: 10,822
    edited November 2004
    At my local target, it's a bunch of 16-year olds working there, so BOTH of those items could net me some jail time.
    If you will it, dude, it is no dream.
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  • PolkThug
    PolkThug Posts: 7,532
    edited November 2004
    You should see some of the crap CC has now. Lots of, uhh, 'massagers'. One looks like a pen, but the end has a little 'tickler' thing on it. The display model keeps getting stolen.
    Never Forget
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  • amulford
    amulford Posts: 5,020
    edited November 2004
    The display model keeps getting stolen.

    I'll volunteer for inventory control...
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  • Frank Z
    Frank Z Posts: 5,860
    edited November 2004
    MGD all over the freakin key board.
    9/11 - WE WILL NEVER FORGET!! (<---<<click)
    2005-06 Club Polk Football Pool Champion!! :D
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  • Joelsbass
    Joelsbass Posts: 637
    edited December 2004
    Originally posted by bobman1235
    At my local target, it's a bunch of 16-year olds working there, so BOTH of those items could net me some jail time.

    you should move to IN, the age of consent is now 16 :cool:

    can't quite justify dating or banging a girl 6 years younger than me though lol...
    MacLeod: I guess youre lucky Polk has such lax hiring standards.

    Josh: Damn skippy!
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  • amulford
    amulford Posts: 5,020
    edited December 2004
    Originally posted by Joelsbass
    can't quite justify dating or banging a girl 6 years younger than me though lol...

    Wait till you hit my age. It's kind of a badge of honor...
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  • NCrewson
    NCrewson Posts: 144
    edited December 2004
    The item description for linky 2 said I'd have to wait 4-8 weeks. Typical, spend your money then wait for the payoff hoping she comes through.
    "Sure, everything looks bad if you remember it!"
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  • reeltrouble1
    reeltrouble1 Posts: 9,312
    edited December 2004
    Originally posted by Joelsbass
    can't quite justify dating or banging a girl 6 years younger than me though lol...

    I can:D one of the advantages of growing old!!!!!!!!!!!!
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  • F1nut
    F1nut Posts: 50,734
    edited December 2004
    Originally posted by amulford
    Wait till you hit my age. It's kind of a badge of honor...

    And when she's half my age it becomes the freaking medal of honor! :D
    Political Correctness'.........defined

    "A doctrine fostered by a delusional, illogical minority and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a t-u-r-d by the clean end."

    President of Club Polk

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  • RuSsMaN
    RuSsMaN Posts: 17,986
    edited December 2004
    Enough with the images of you old f'ers getting your little carrots wet.

    Ug.

    Cheers,
    Rooster
    Check your lips at the door woman. Shake your hips like battleships. Yeah, all the white girls trip when I sing at Sunday service.
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  • F1nut
    F1nut Posts: 50,734
    edited December 2004
    LOL.....you're no spring chicken, my good man.
    Political Correctness'.........defined

    "A doctrine fostered by a delusional, illogical minority and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a t-u-r-d by the clean end."

    President of Club Polk

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  • RuSsMaN
    RuSsMaN Posts: 17,986
    edited December 2004
    Yeah, but I still have a 90mph **** - and can do the 'hand on hip' pose like no tomorrow.

    Cheers,
    Rooster
    Check your lips at the door woman. Shake your hips like battleships. Yeah, all the white girls trip when I sing at Sunday service.
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  • F1nut
    F1nut Posts: 50,734
    edited December 2004
    WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
    Political Correctness'.........defined

    "A doctrine fostered by a delusional, illogical minority and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a t-u-r-d by the clean end."

    President of Club Polk

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  • MacLeod
    MacLeod Posts: 14,358
    edited December 2004
    Age discrimination is illegal isnt it? :D
    polkaudio sound quality competitor since 2005
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    08 Car Audio Nationals 1st ~ 07 N Georgia Nationals 1st ~ 06 Carl Casper Nationals 1st ~ USACi 05 Southeast AutumnFest 1st

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  • Joelsbass
    Joelsbass Posts: 637
    edited December 2004
    Originally posted by amulford
    Wait till you hit my age. It's kind of a badge of honor...

    well there's a little bit of a difference between a 22yr old banging a 16 yr old and a 46yr old bangin a 40 yr old (not a plesant mental image :p )
    MacLeod: I guess youre lucky Polk has such lax hiring standards.

    Josh: Damn skippy!
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  • Frank Z
    Frank Z Posts: 5,860
    edited December 2004
    Linky #3

    :D
    9/11 - WE WILL NEVER FORGET!! (<---<<click)
    2005-06 Club Polk Football Pool Champion!! :D
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  • Strong Bad
    Strong Bad Posts: 4,278
    edited December 2004
    There are a few strippers at the club that are HALF my age. You think I feel the slightest bit of built watching them strut their naked **** across stage? EFF NO!!!

    I feel more guilty when I look at a pair of Bose speakers.

    Hey, if it's 18, it's open game!!! No guilt here.

    :D:D:D:D:D

    John
    No excuses!
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