Friday Bad joke
Willow
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: The milking machine
A farmer ordered a high-tech milking machine. Since the equipment arrived when his wife was out of town, he decided to
test it on himself first. So, he inserted his "manhood" into the
equipment, turned the switch on and everything else was automatic.
Soon,
he realized that the equipment provided him with much more pleasure than
his wife did.
When the fun was over, though, he quickly realized that he
couldn't remove the instrument off his tool . He read the manual but didn't find any useful information. He tried every button on the instrument, but still without success.
Finally, the farmer decided to call the supplier's Customer
Service Hot Line. "Hello, I just bought a milking machine from your company. It works fantastic, but how do I remove it from the cow's udder?"
"Don't worry Sir,"replied the customer service rep, "The machine
will release automatically once it's collected two litres ."
OUCH!!
A farmer ordered a high-tech milking machine. Since the equipment arrived when his wife was out of town, he decided to
test it on himself first. So, he inserted his "manhood" into the
equipment, turned the switch on and everything else was automatic.
Soon,
he realized that the equipment provided him with much more pleasure than
his wife did.
When the fun was over, though, he quickly realized that he
couldn't remove the instrument off his tool . He read the manual but didn't find any useful information. He tried every button on the instrument, but still without success.
Finally, the farmer decided to call the supplier's Customer
Service Hot Line. "Hello, I just bought a milking machine from your company. It works fantastic, but how do I remove it from the cow's udder?"
"Don't worry Sir,"replied the customer service rep, "The machine
will release automatically once it's collected two litres ."
OUCH!!
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