Here's Your Song
BlueMDPicker
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George Straight (I Hate Everything) has nothing on you folks - you've taken it to a new plateau. Thanks to Tour2ma for primin' your pump, everyone take a bow, good work!
To the beat of "Garden Grove" by Sublime:
Little Things That Piss Me Off
It's YOU
You're attitude sucks, too
Getting ripped-off for water and air
Finding chicken **** in my chair
Having old people creep along
And trying to outlaw my favorite song
Someone riding on my ****
Getting over charged for gas
Being asked to explain
By someone who doesn't have a brain
My ISP gacking my line
Fall leaves (why can't they all be pine?)
People effin' with my gear
Gettin' charged when I piss beer
People with stinkin' pits next to me
Take your hat off, I can't see
Describing everything as mint
Unanswered PM's that I've sent
Amoebas with crooked baseball caps
Getting apple pie in my lap
The pills that you need to get hard
Finding dog crap in my yard
Flunking my mid-term hate exam
What Doro did to my pet lamb
Putting punctuation in my words
Getting over charged for turds
Being literally pissed-off all the time
When figuratively would have worked just fine
Cheatin' wives and phoney ho's
I don't need 'em anymore
It's my mailman's lazy ****
Like to see him in a cast
Puttingspacebetweenwords
Tomeitseemssoabsurd
People who don't use spell czech
Like to ring there effin' neck
Vanity plates that I can't read
Maybe I should give up the weed?
Old guys telling me I'm lame
When young they acted just the same
Young punks with diarrhea mouth
They oughta' have their teeth knocked out
Woah oh, it's these things you do
I'd like to lose a shoe
Right up your wazoo
Copyright 2004 - Eff You and the Horse You Rode in On Music - BMI
To the beat of "Garden Grove" by Sublime:
Little Things That Piss Me Off
It's YOU
You're attitude sucks, too
Getting ripped-off for water and air
Finding chicken **** in my chair
Having old people creep along
And trying to outlaw my favorite song
Someone riding on my ****
Getting over charged for gas
Being asked to explain
By someone who doesn't have a brain
My ISP gacking my line
Fall leaves (why can't they all be pine?)
People effin' with my gear
Gettin' charged when I piss beer
People with stinkin' pits next to me
Take your hat off, I can't see
Describing everything as mint
Unanswered PM's that I've sent
Amoebas with crooked baseball caps
Getting apple pie in my lap
The pills that you need to get hard
Finding dog crap in my yard
Flunking my mid-term hate exam
What Doro did to my pet lamb
Putting punctuation in my words
Getting over charged for turds
Being literally pissed-off all the time
When figuratively would have worked just fine
Cheatin' wives and phoney ho's
I don't need 'em anymore
It's my mailman's lazy ****
Like to see him in a cast
Puttingspacebetweenwords
Tomeitseemssoabsurd
People who don't use spell czech
Like to ring there effin' neck
Vanity plates that I can't read
Maybe I should give up the weed?
Old guys telling me I'm lame
When young they acted just the same
Young punks with diarrhea mouth
They oughta' have their teeth knocked out
Woah oh, it's these things you do
I'd like to lose a shoe
Right up your wazoo
Copyright 2004 - Eff You and the Horse You Rode in On Music - BMI
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