710........
brettw22
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Yesterday I was having some work done at the Ford dealer.
A woman came in and asked for a seven-hundred-ten.
We all looked at each other, and the mechanic asked,
"What is a seven-hundred-ten?"
She replied, "You know, the little piece in the middle of the engine.
I lost it and need a new one. It had always been there."
The mechanic gave the woman a piece of paper and a pen and asked
her to draw what the piece looked like.
She drew a circle and in the middle of it wrote 710.
He then took her over to another car, which had the hood up and asked,
"Is there a 710 on this car?
"She pointed and said, "Of course, its right there."
A woman came in and asked for a seven-hundred-ten.
We all looked at each other, and the mechanic asked,
"What is a seven-hundred-ten?"
She replied, "You know, the little piece in the middle of the engine.
I lost it and need a new one. It had always been there."
The mechanic gave the woman a piece of paper and a pen and asked
her to draw what the piece looked like.
She drew a circle and in the middle of it wrote 710.
He then took her over to another car, which had the hood up and asked,
"Is there a 710 on this car?
"She pointed and said, "Of course, its right there."
comment comment comment comment. bitchy.
Post edited by RyanC_Masimo on
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LOL:D I also heard this version with the blonde girl. Funny stuff.
Maurice -
that's what i've always called it ..... :rolleyes:
Waaa Haaa Haaa! that was a good one Brett:PolkFest 2012, who's going>?
Vancouver, Canada Sept 30th, 2012 - Madonna concert :cheesygrin: -
Brett, you are looking at it upside down. It is really "oil". No need for the "she" in the description of your problem. Just admit it, you didn't know what it was.
madmaxVinyl, the final frontier...
Avantgarde horns, 300b tubes, thats the kinda crap I want...
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Almost as good as the Id10T error on my computer
Life without music would♭ -
heard it before--also heard about the girl that was having problems were her b/f's ford FISO and no one knew what she was talking about but she has seen thousands of them on the road
turned out being F-150
ford people...Music is like candy, you have to get rid of the rappers to enjoy it -
Originally posted by spasticpitbull
Almost as good as the Id10T error on my computer
LOL, thats always been my favorite! I get alot of those error reports at work.
My other favorite is:
PEBKAC (Peb Kack) Problem Exists Between Keyboard And Chair
JohnNo excuses! -
A little off subject, but if OIL was used in Ford it would be better then that "3 in 1" oil 5-20w.
Speakers
Carver Amazing Fronts
CS400i Center
RT800i's Rears
Sub Paradigm Servo 15
Electronics
Conrad Johnson PV-5 pre-amp
Parasound Halo A23
Pioneer 84TXSi AVR
Pioneer 79Avi DVD
Sony CX400 CD changer
Panasonic 42-PX60U Plasma
WMC Win7 32bit HD DVR -
Sometimes I have to deal with "Seat to keyboard interface problems."
