Friday Funny

gmorris
gmorris Posts: 1,179
edited February 2024 in Clubhouse Archives
Moe: So Stupid Steve's rowboat sank?

Joe: That's right. He got a hole in the front of the boat and water started coming in.

Moe: Did he try to plug the hole?

Joe: No, he drilled another hole in the back of the boat to let the water out.

:D:D:D:p:p:p:):):) :eek:
Bob Mayo, on the keyboards. Bob Mayo.
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  • Girl_Addicted
    Girl_Addicted Posts: 195
    edited October 2004
    At school in the library...that made me laugh out loud. :D:p

    Very...nerdy....yet funny...

    My friend says....teeheehee

    Don't ask...she's insane....


    -Dezi
    Trey (5:22:24 AM): my Taylos have copper phase plugs
    Trey (5:22:26 AM): they shiney
    Destiney (5:22:39 AM): ahaha
    Destiney (5:22:57 AM): that gives wrong pictures of you lovingly caressing your taylos copper phase plugs
    Trey (5:23:25 AM): >_>
    Trey (5:23:27 AM): Mayyybe
    Trey (5:23:31 AM): I do dust them, does this count?
    Destiney (5:23:22 AM): do you linger?
    Trey (5:23:49 AM): not normally
    Destiney (5:23:35 AM): then its okaaaaay
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  • gmorris
    gmorris Posts: 1,179
    edited October 2004
    I always appreciate it when I can create a disturbance in a library.

    Way back when, when I was in high school, we had a librarian who was very overweight. In the warmer months towards the end of the year, we didn't have air conditioning in the building. Needless to say, the lady sweat profusely. So, she was known as "Sally Sweat". (I don't even know if here name was Sally, but she really sweated)
    Bob Mayo, on the keyboards. Bob Mayo.
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  • HBombToo
    HBombToo Posts: 5,256
    edited October 2004
    I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg The phaonmneal pweor of the human mnid Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer inwaht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? yaeh and I awlyas thought slpeling was ipmorantt!
    ***WAREMTAE***
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  • BlueMDPicker
    BlueMDPicker Posts: 7,569
    edited October 2004
    Hmmmm... I thought the decoder ring was back in safe hands
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  • BlueMDPicker
    BlueMDPicker Posts: 7,569
    edited October 2004
    Need look no further than this forum for your Friday Funny:

    "Welcome to our newest member, catpiss"
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  • shack
    shack Posts: 11,154
    edited October 2004
    Originally posted by HBombToo
    I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg The phaonmneal pweor of the human mnid Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer inwaht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? yaeh and I awlyas thought slpeling was ipmorantt!
    This is nothing new....goingganzo has known this for years (and proved it right here on the forum!) :D
    "Just because you’re offended doesn’t mean you’re right." - Ricky Gervais

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  • F1nut
    F1nut Posts: 50,735
    edited October 2004
    Mike, great call!
    Political Correctness'.........defined

    "A doctrine fostered by a delusional, illogical minority and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a t-u-r-d by the clean end."

    President of Club Polk

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  • HBombToo
    HBombToo Posts: 5,256
    edited October 2004
    I'm tagged:D
    ***WAREMTAE***
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  • tryrrthg
    tryrrthg Posts: 1,896
    edited October 2004
    A bus stops and 2 Italian men get on. They sit down and engage in an animated conversation.

    The lady sitting next to them ignores them at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of them say the following:

    "Emma come first. Den I come. Den two asses come together. I come once-a-more. Two asses, they come together again. I come again and pee twice. Then I come one lasta time.

    "You foul-mouthed, sex-obsessed swine," retorted the lady indignantly. "In this country....we don't speak aloud in public places about our sex lives."

    "Hey, coola down lady," said the man. "Who talkin' abouta sex? I'm a justa tellin' my frienda how to spell Mississippi'."
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  • cdubya
    cdubya Posts: 61
    edited October 2004
    An italian, a scotsman and a chinese man are hired ay a construction site.
    The foreman points out a huge pile of sand. He says to the italian guy, "youre in charge of sweeping".
    To the scotsman he says "youre in charge of shovelling".
    And to the chinese guy he says "youre in charge of supplies"
    He then says, "Now, i have to leave for a little while. I expect you men to make a big dent in that pile of sand by the time i get back".
    When the foreman returns after being away for a couple of hours, the pile of sand is untouched.
    He asks the italian, "why didnt you sweep any of the sand?"
    He replies " I no hava no no broom. You saida the Chinesea fella was ina charge ofa supplies but he hasa dissapeared and i no coulda finda him nowhere."
    Then the foreman turns to the scotsman and says "And you, i thought i told you to shovel this pile".
    The scotsman replies, "aye, that ye did laddie, boot ah could nae get meself a shoovel. Ye left th' Chinese guy in chairge of supplies, boot ah couldna fin' him neither".
    The foreman is really angry now and he storms off towards the pile of sand to look for the Chinese man.
    Just then the Chinese man leaps out from behind the sand pile and yells "SUPPLIES"
    ;)
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  • brettw22
    brettw22 Posts: 7,623
    edited October 2004
    That joke sounds EXACTLY like somethin 'w' would find funny......;)
    comment comment comment comment. bitchy.
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  • VR3
    VR3 Posts: 28,776
    edited October 2004
    That last joke told, maybe theres a hidden meaning, but like most things with a hidden meaning, Im lost...

    Other than that...

    BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
    - Not Tom ::::::: Any system can play Diana Krall. Only the best can play Limp Bizkit.
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  • brettw22
    brettw22 Posts: 7,623
    edited October 2004
    Jeez Sid......come out from the shelter......

    Supplies = Surprise

    The chinese guy misinterpreted........
    comment comment comment comment. bitchy.
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  • cdubya
    cdubya Posts: 61
    edited October 2004
    Maybe its my sense of humour, but i thought it was kinda funny when i read it in one of our newspapers. A kiwi thing perhaps because most of us think all the sheep shagger jokes are funny too. Its a sad world when we cant laugh at ourselves.
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