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edited February 2024 in Clubhouse Archives
A little boy comes down for breakfast. Since they
live on a farm, his mother asks if he had done his
chores.

Not yet, said the little boy.

His mother tells him no breakfast until he does his
chores.

Well, he's a little teed off, so he goes to feed the
chickens and kicks a chicken. He goes to feed the
cows and kicks a cow. He goes to feed the pigs and
kicks a pig. He goes back in for breakfast and his
mother gives him a bowl of dry cereal.

How come I don't get any eggs and bacon? Why don't I
have any milk on my cereal, he asks.

Well, his mother says, I saw you kick the chicken, so
you don't get any eggs for a week. I saw you kick the
pig, so you don't get any bacon for a week either. I
saw you kick the cow, so for a week, you aren't
getting any milk.

Just then, his father comes down for breakfast and
kicks the cat halfway across the kitchen. The little
boy looks up at his mother with a smile, and says,"You
gonna tell him or should I?


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