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Frank Z
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Subject: Girl Potato and Boy Potato
Well, A Girl Potato and Boy Potato had eyes for each other, and finally they got married, and had a little sweet potato, which they called 'Yam.' Of course, they wanted the best for Yam. When it was time, they told her about the facts of life. They warned her about going out and getting half-baked, so she wouldn't get accidentally mashed, and get a bad name for herself like 'Hot Potato,' and end up with a bunch of Tater Tots. Yam said not to worry, no Spud would get her into the sack and make a rotten potato out of her! But on the other hand she wouldn't stay home and become a Couch Potato either. She would get plenty of exercise so as not to be skinny like her Shoestring cousins. When she went off to Europe, Mr. and Mrs. Potato told Yam to watch out for the hard-boiled guys from Ireland. And the greasy guys from France called the French Fries. And when she went out west, to watch out for the Indians so she wouldn't get scalloped. Yam said she would stay on the straight and narrow and wouldn't associate with those high class Yukon Golds, or the ones from the other side of the tracks who advertise their trade on all the trucks that say, > 'Frito Lay.' > > Mr. and Mrs. Potato sent Yam to Idaho P.U. (that's Potato University) so > that when she graduated she'd really be in the Chips. But in spite of > all they did for her, one-day Yam came home and announced she was going > to marry Tom Brokaw. > > Tom Brokaw! Mr. and Mrs. Potato were very upset. They told Yam she > couldn't possibly marry Tom Brokaw because he's > just........................ > > Are you ready for this? > > > > Are you sure? > > OK! Here it is!
> > ................................ > A COMMON TATER !! > >
Well, A Girl Potato and Boy Potato had eyes for each other, and finally they got married, and had a little sweet potato, which they called 'Yam.' Of course, they wanted the best for Yam. When it was time, they told her about the facts of life. They warned her about going out and getting half-baked, so she wouldn't get accidentally mashed, and get a bad name for herself like 'Hot Potato,' and end up with a bunch of Tater Tots. Yam said not to worry, no Spud would get her into the sack and make a rotten potato out of her! But on the other hand she wouldn't stay home and become a Couch Potato either. She would get plenty of exercise so as not to be skinny like her Shoestring cousins. When she went off to Europe, Mr. and Mrs. Potato told Yam to watch out for the hard-boiled guys from Ireland. And the greasy guys from France called the French Fries. And when she went out west, to watch out for the Indians so she wouldn't get scalloped. Yam said she would stay on the straight and narrow and wouldn't associate with those high class Yukon Golds, or the ones from the other side of the tracks who advertise their trade on all the trucks that say, > 'Frito Lay.' > > Mr. and Mrs. Potato sent Yam to Idaho P.U. (that's Potato University) so > that when she graduated she'd really be in the Chips. But in spite of > all they did for her, one-day Yam came home and announced she was going > to marry Tom Brokaw. > > Tom Brokaw! Mr. and Mrs. Potato were very upset. They told Yam she > couldn't possibly marry Tom Brokaw because he's > just........................ > > Are you ready for this? > > > > Are you sure? > > OK! Here it is!
> > ................................ > A COMMON TATER !! > >
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...Music is like candy, you have to get rid of the rappers to enjoy it
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that was ****
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Originally posted by exalted512
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Great!!!
Political Correctness'.........defined
"A doctrine fostered by a delusional, illogical minority and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a t-u-r-d by the clean end."
President of Club Polk -
Screw Idaho; Washington State produces more and better potatoes.
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BOoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooO- Not Tom ::::::: Any system can play Diana Krall. Only the best can play Limp Bizkit.
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*wipes tear from eye* I don't know what's wrong with me, but I actually found that amusing.
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kind of the same thing as:Originally posted by Frank Z
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orOriginally posted by POLKOHOLIC
that was ****
but i was trying to be nice about it;)Originally posted by Vr3MxStyler2k3
BOoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooO
-CodyMusic is like candy, you have to get rid of the rappers to enjoy it
