Top nine comments made by NBC sports commentators LMAO

organ
organ Posts: 4,969
edited February 2024 in Clubhouse Archives
Found this on a website. Pretty funny stuff...

Top nine comments made by NBC sports commentators during
the Athens Summer Olympics that they would like to take back:

1. Weightlifting commentator: "This is Gregoriava from Bulgaria. I saw
her sn*tch this morning during her warm up and it was amazing."

2. Dressage commentator: "This is really a lovely horse and I speak from
personal experience since I once mounted her mother."

3. Paul Hamm, Gymnast: "I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother
and father."

4. Boxing Analyst: "Sure there have been injuries, and even some deaths
in boxing, but none of them really that serious."

5. Softball announcer: "If history repeats itself, I should think we can
expect the same thing again."

6. Basketball analyst: "He dribbles a lot and the opposition doesn't
like it. In fact you can see it all over their faces."

7. At the rowing medal ceremony: "Ah, isn't that nice, the wife of the
IOC president is hugging the cox of the British crew."

8. Soccer commentator: "Julian Dicks is everywhere. It's like they've
got eleven Dicks on the field."

9. Tennis commentator: "One of the reasons Andy is playing so well is
that, before the final round, his wife takes out his balls and kisses
them... Oh my God, what have I just said?"
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  • Strong Bad
    Strong Bad Posts: 4,278
    edited September 2004
    LMAO!!!

    I heard a college football TV announcer say this once during a Univ. of Maryland football game...

    "Now, if Maryland is going to win this football game, then they'll have to put more points on the board than the other team!"

    When I heard that, I was like..YOU GOTTA BE F-ING KIDDING ME! Did I just hear that idiot say that!

    By the way, whats up with this word "Athleticism?" There's no such word in the dictionary, yet all these sportscasters love saying it. I've heard of "Athletic Ability", but not "Athleticism". Sportscasters love making up ****. They really get creative during boring low scoring games with little action.

    Oh yeah, one more thing. Don't ya love when a player makes 1 (yes ONE) good play, then all of a sudden they have supernatural "Athleticism" that will surely without a doubt propel them into the hall of fame as one of the greatest athletes ever born.

    Stupid F-ing sportscasters!

    John
    No excuses!
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  • Demiurge
    Demiurge Posts: 10,874
    edited September 2004
    "Now, if Maryland is going to win this football game, then they'll have to put more points on the board than the other team!"

    Sounds exactly like John Madden. That guy is the master of the obvious. It's kinda sad.
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  • Airplay355
    Airplay355 Posts: 4,298
    edited September 2004
    i don't watch sports with volume anymore....just turn on the tv and put on some music. I hate announcers.
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  • VR3
    VR3 Posts: 28,776
    edited September 2004
    Originally posted by Airplay355
    i don't watch sports with volume anymore....just turn on the tv and put on some music. I hate announcers.

    Ah ha! Me too! LOL

    But those 9 above were hilarious...LOL
    - Not Tom ::::::: Any system can play Diana Krall. Only the best can play Limp Bizkit.
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  • Shizelbs
    Shizelbs Posts: 7,433
    edited September 2004
    Originally posted by Airplay355
    i don't watch sports with volume anymore....just turn on the tv and put on some music. I hate announcers.

    I turn the TV to mute and put the same game on the radio. Much better that way.
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