Friday Night Humor for the New Clubhouse... Drinking buddies
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Drinking Buddies
Thibodaux and Boudreaux are a couple of drinking buddies who work as airplane mechanics in New Orleans.
One day the airport is fogged in and
they're stuck in the hanger with nothing to do.
Boudreaux says, "Man, I wish we had something to drink." Thibodaux says,
"Me, too. Y'know, I heard you can drink jet fuel and get a buzz. You wanna
try it?" So they pour themselves a couple of glasses of high octane hooch
and get completely smashed.
The next morning Boudreaux wakes up and is surprised at how good he feels. In fact, he feels great.
No hangover. No bad side effects. Nothing. Then the phone rings. It's
Thibodeaux.
Thibodaux: Hey, how do you feel this morning?
Boudreaux: Great!
Thibodeaux: I feel great, too. You don't have a hangover?
Boudreaux: No, that jet fuel is great stuff, no hangovers, nothing. We
oughta do this more often.
Thibodeaux: Yeah. Well, there's just one thing....
Boudreaux: What's that?
Thibodeaux: Have you farted yet?
Boudreaux (Thinking really slow on this one.....) Errr..... No.
Thibodeaux: Well, don't, cause I just saw one of dem bushy thingies rolling across the road and the sign here says "Welcome to El Paso."
Drinking Buddies
Thibodaux and Boudreaux are a couple of drinking buddies who work as airplane mechanics in New Orleans.
One day the airport is fogged in and
they're stuck in the hanger with nothing to do.
Boudreaux says, "Man, I wish we had something to drink." Thibodaux says,
"Me, too. Y'know, I heard you can drink jet fuel and get a buzz. You wanna
try it?" So they pour themselves a couple of glasses of high octane hooch
and get completely smashed.
The next morning Boudreaux wakes up and is surprised at how good he feels. In fact, he feels great.
No hangover. No bad side effects. Nothing. Then the phone rings. It's
Thibodeaux.
Thibodaux: Hey, how do you feel this morning?
Boudreaux: Great!
Thibodeaux: I feel great, too. You don't have a hangover?
Boudreaux: No, that jet fuel is great stuff, no hangovers, nothing. We
oughta do this more often.
Thibodeaux: Yeah. Well, there's just one thing....
Boudreaux: What's that?
Thibodeaux: Have you farted yet?
Boudreaux (Thinking really slow on this one.....) Errr..... No.
Thibodeaux: Well, don't, cause I just saw one of dem bushy thingies rolling across the road and the sign here says "Welcome to El Paso."
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So these two Polacks are stuck in their boat out in the middle of the ocean. There's no breeze and the sun is beating down on them. All they can think about is something to drink...
Well, a bottle floats by the boat. One of them grabs the bottle and starts to clean it off to see what's inside....
POOF!!! a genie magically appears. He says to them- "I am the genie of the lamp, and I will grant you one wish for you freeing me from the bottle."
The first **** speaks up and says "Man, I'm so thirsty I could drink this WHOLE ocean. I wish this ocean was ALL BEER !!!!"
The genie claps his hands andPOOF!!! the entire ocean turns into beer!!!
"WOOOHOOOO" yells the first **** "We ain't gonna be thirsty NO MORE!!!"
The second **** then gets up and smacks the **** out of the first ****.
"You FREAKIN' IDIOT!!!" he screams. "Now we gotta piss IN THE BOAT!!!" -
A young woman was pulled over for speeding. As a Montana State Trooper Officer walked to her car window, flipping open his ticket book, she said, "I bet you are going to sell me a ticket to the State Troopers Ball. "He replied, "Montana State Troopers don't have balls."
There was a moment of silence. He then closed his book, got back in his patrol car and left.Political Correctness'.........defined
"A doctrine fostered by a delusional, illogical minority and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a t-u-r-d by the clean end."
President of Club Polk -
An 84-year old man got up and was putting on his coat.
His wife says, "Where are you going?"
He said, "I'm going to the doctor."
And she said, "Are you sick?"
He said, "No I'm going to get me some of those new Viagra pills."
So his wife gets out of her rocker and puts on her coat.
He said," Where are you going?"
She said, "I'm going to the doctor too."
He said, "Why?"
She said, "If you're going to start using that rusty old thing, I'm going to get a tetanus shot."Political Correctness'.........defined
"A doctrine fostered by a delusional, illogical minority and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a t-u-r-d by the clean end."
President of Club Polk
