Note to self...wear gloves

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  • VR3
    VR3 Posts: 28,776
    edited July 2004
    i've been...

    1) hit in the back of the head with a metal baseball bat - thrown at me...

    2) Been hit in the forhead with the plug end of a battery charger, thrown at me...

    3) the latter in the attic has been kicked down and smashed me above my left eye

    4) my sister's friend threw a tree oranment at my head, broke over my head

    5) I fell off plenty of bar stools and hit my head, plenty of stiches in the back of my head and below my lip...

    6) use to fall off bikes all the time and get goose eggs...

    I think I need a new skull....

    Thats my head injuries! buahahha
    - Not Tom ::::::: Any system can play Diana Krall. Only the best can play Limp Bizkit.
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  • jcaut
    jcaut Posts: 1,849
    edited July 2004
    Well, now we know.....





    :D

    Sorry, Sid, but you're setting yourself up there!
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  • VR3
    VR3 Posts: 28,776
    edited July 2004
    Haha, I know - thats why I listed all of the things (I remember) that has happened to my noggin....

    Other things have happened when I was a baby that was caught on tape...

    my sister pushing me over on a couch, etc etc...

    I was abused as a baby dangit!
    - Not Tom ::::::: Any system can play Diana Krall. Only the best can play Limp Bizkit.
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  • Girl_Addicted
    Girl_Addicted Posts: 195
    edited July 2004
    Trey, who in the heck threw the metal baseball bat at your head? Wait...lemme guess...Kayla or Dustin? Just be glad it wasn't your vitals...talk about never having kids again...sheesh.
    Trey (5:22:24 AM): my Taylos have copper phase plugs
    Trey (5:22:26 AM): they shiney
    Destiney (5:22:39 AM): ahaha
    Destiney (5:22:57 AM): that gives wrong pictures of you lovingly caressing your taylos copper phase plugs
    Trey (5:23:25 AM): >_>
    Trey (5:23:27 AM): Mayyybe
    Trey (5:23:31 AM): I do dust them, does this count?
    Destiney (5:23:22 AM): do you linger?
    Trey (5:23:49 AM): not normally
    Destiney (5:23:35 AM): then its okaaaaay
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  • VR3
    VR3 Posts: 28,776
    edited July 2004
    My sister beamed it at me while I was riding my bike -

    She also threw the battery charger...

    Her friend kicked the attic door and threw the ornament...

    *Goes in corner and rocks*
    - Not Tom ::::::: Any system can play Diana Krall. Only the best can play Limp Bizkit.
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  • Girl_Addicted
    Girl_Addicted Posts: 195
    edited July 2004
    Awwww...here's your cookie.

    *hands Trey a cookie*
    Trey (5:22:24 AM): my Taylos have copper phase plugs
    Trey (5:22:26 AM): they shiney
    Destiney (5:22:39 AM): ahaha
    Destiney (5:22:57 AM): that gives wrong pictures of you lovingly caressing your taylos copper phase plugs
    Trey (5:23:25 AM): >_>
    Trey (5:23:27 AM): Mayyybe
    Trey (5:23:31 AM): I do dust them, does this count?
    Destiney (5:23:22 AM): do you linger?
    Trey (5:23:49 AM): not normally
    Destiney (5:23:35 AM): then its okaaaaay
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  • F1nut
    F1nut Posts: 50,735
    edited July 2004
    What's a "latter?"
    Political Correctness'.........defined

    "A doctrine fostered by a delusional, illogical minority and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a t-u-r-d by the clean end."

    President of Club Polk

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  • shack
    shack Posts: 11,154
    edited July 2004
    This thread reminds of the scene in JAWS when the guys were sitting in the cabin of the fishing boat comparing scars.
    Unless any of you guys can can match:

    "A round fired from a .38 snub nose at close range which enters the back within 1mm of the spinal column and then passes through the liver and kidney (which was subsequently removed in surgery) before exiting out the right side of the body. Gunshot victim (ME) then walks next door to his home and informs his mother he needs to be taken to the hospital and then walks to the car and crawls into the back seat"

    I WIN!......I guess :(
    "Just because you’re offended doesn’t mean you’re right." - Ricky Gervais

    "For those who believe, no proof is necessary. For those who don't believe, no proof is possible." - Stuart Chase

    "Consistency requires you to be as ignorant today as you were a year ago." - Bernard Berenson
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  • Frank Z
    Frank Z Posts: 5,860
    edited July 2004
    You got it.:eek:
    9/11 - WE WILL NEVER FORGET!! (<---<<click)
    2005-06 Club Polk Football Pool Champion!! :D
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  • exalted512
    exalted512 Posts: 10,735
    edited July 2004
    Originally posted by shack
    Unless any of you guys can can match:

    "A round fired from a .38 snub nose at close range which enters the back within 1mm of the spinal column and then passes through the liver and kidney (which was subsequently removed in surgery) before exiting out the right side of the body. Gunshot victim (ME) then walks next door to his home and informs his mother he needs to be taken to the hospital and then walks to the car and crawls into the back seat"

    I WIN!......I guess :(
    howd you manage that?
    me and my brother would shoot each other with bb guns when we were little...one stuck in my arm one time and i pried it out with a knife...i think your's is a little worse though...lol
    -Cody
    Music is like candy, you have to get rid of the rappers to enjoy it
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  • shack
    shack Posts: 11,154
    edited July 2004
    howd you manage that?
    Wrong place......Wrong time!
    "Just because you’re offended doesn’t mean you’re right." - Ricky Gervais

    "For those who believe, no proof is necessary. For those who don't believe, no proof is possible." - Stuart Chase

    "Consistency requires you to be as ignorant today as you were a year ago." - Bernard Berenson
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  • HBombToo
    HBombToo Posts: 5,256
    edited July 2004
    Originally posted by Jstas
    DO NOT, EVER, take pain medication and drink at the same time.

    ****! If the establishment gives me drugs I'll mix it with beer anyday!:p

    twin
    ***WAREMTAE***
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  • gidrah
    gidrah Posts: 3,049
    edited July 2004
    The trick is to remember to not mix barbituates and opiates. Unless it's followed by a good amphetamine to keep your heart going.
    Make it Funky! :)
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  • Joel
    Joel Posts: 53
    edited July 2004
    Here are the times i've gotten stitches:

    My cousin throws a metal flashlight at me = stitches in my forehead

    My cousin throws a metal trashcan at me = stitches in my forhead

    My brother wants to play catch, runs down the driveway grabs a rock and says 'catch' = stitches in my forehead

    My brother is playing with my friend and i, my brother's big = i get thrown at my friend, my friend chips his tooth on my face, more stitches... lol

    and playing ice hockey has resulted in stitches in my face too, as well as a broken finger, bruised ribs, spraining my ankle more times than i can count, which i now can't run on, lol, and a knee that hurts to walk on sometimes, oh and i've almost broken both my hips :p thank god i didn't, lol
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  • dorokusai
    dorokusai Posts: 25,577
    edited July 2004
    Shack - You definetly win man....good gravy :) Are you coming to Polkfest? We can re-enact that like a TV crime drama if you want ha-ha

    Joel - I think you have a magnetic forehead ;)
    CTC BBQ Amplifier, Sonic Frontiers Line3 Pre-Amplifier and Wadia 581 SACD player. Speakers? Always changing but for now, Mission Argonauts I picked up for $50 bucks, mint.
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  • amulford
    amulford Posts: 5,020
    edited July 2004
    Yes, if the wound is wet alot there is a greater chance for infection to develop. And trust me, you do not want that!

    I've had a couple of bad infections. One turned into blood poisoning and I almost lost part of my hand. Plus when the infection runs rampant, it damages the tissues. They'll never quite be the same. KEEP IT DRY!
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  • dorokusai
    dorokusai Posts: 25,577
    edited July 2004
    Anthony - Yea, I'm following the rules, just was wondering as to the specifics. Cool, that's certainly good to know....I need this finger to point at people and laugh, so I'm going to take good care of it. :)

    It's healing pretty damn good although it's still a bit tender to poke at with my good finger. I am fascinated with it. It is so strange to have this foreign work done to me....stitches are creepy, but cool at the same time.
    CTC BBQ Amplifier, Sonic Frontiers Line3 Pre-Amplifier and Wadia 581 SACD player. Speakers? Always changing but for now, Mission Argonauts I picked up for $50 bucks, mint.
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  • shack
    shack Posts: 11,154
    edited July 2004
    Originally posted by dorokusai
    Are you coming to Polkfest? We can re-enact that like a TV crime drama if you want ha-ha
    Yes I'm planning on attending ...but lets not do the re-enactment thing...Nothing good happens when you get drunk folks and guns together...
    "Just because you’re offended doesn’t mean you’re right." - Ricky Gervais

    "For those who believe, no proof is necessary. For those who don't believe, no proof is possible." - Stuart Chase

    "Consistency requires you to be as ignorant today as you were a year ago." - Bernard Berenson
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  • Jstas
    Jstas Posts: 14,842
    edited July 2004
    Originally posted by Joel
    Here are the times i've gotten stitches:

    My cousin throws a metal flashlight at me = stitches in my forehead

    My cousin throws a metal trashcan at me = stitches in my forhead

    My brother wants to play catch, runs down the driveway grabs a rock and says 'catch' = stitches in my forehead

    My brother is playing with my friend and i, my brother's big = i get thrown at my friend, my friend chips his tooth on my face, more stitches... lol

    and playing ice hockey has resulted in stitches in my face too, as well as a broken finger, bruised ribs, spraining my ankle more times than i can count, which i now can't run on, lol, and a knee that hurts to walk on sometimes, oh and i've almost broken both my hips :p thank god i didn't, lol

    Holy hell dude! Your face must look like a baseball glove!

    That's OK though. My teeth are worth about $17,000. I busted my front ones up pretty good two or three times from bicycle accidents, had to have root canal on two of them, had braces which also caused about 7 cavities on my back teeth. My dentist even told me that is he ever saw anyone with braces escape them with no cavities, he was amazed.
    Expert Moron Extraordinaire

    You're just jealous 'cause the voices don't talk to you!
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  • Joel
    Joel Posts: 53
    edited July 2004
    lol i've had some teeth knocked out playin hockey, but luckily it was when i was younger and still had teeth i could knock out and come back in, lol. and i've had plenty of cavity's but i never had braces, lol i just have a real bad sweettooth hehe :p i remember one time when i as younger my friend used to have a barn, and a few of us where hanging out in his barn. so this is a hay barn, so it's got hay stacked to the roof, and we used to climb all the hay well, one of my friends was up there and about to come down and he trips and chips his two front teeth on a wooden support beam going across the roof, lol
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  • exalted512
    exalted512 Posts: 10,735
    edited July 2004
    i had braces and never got a cavity...
    ive done a lot of work on my ankles
    playing soccer...was wet...slipped...foot was on top of the ball...i moved...foot didnt
    cracked, broke, hair lined, regular fracture, and sprained all at once in all different places
    managed to get away with no plates or screws though
    that was fun
    then last year i got 3 concussions and one dislocated knee cap...luckily it popped right back in without a problem besides hurting like a #%^%...all between september and october...gotta love football...never missed a game
    -Cody
    Music is like candy, you have to get rid of the rappers to enjoy it
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  • NCrewson
    NCrewson Posts: 144
    edited July 2004
    I've had a few stitches in my day. But my best was probably when I dropped a washing machine on my leg. Didn't bleed all that much at first. Found out later that was because of the enamel embedded in my leg. Remove enamel = sudden and large blood loss. Forunately the doctor took the enamel out.
    "Sure, everything looks bad if you remember it!"
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  • TroyD
    TroyD Posts: 13,085
    edited July 2004
    Jeeze, shack, we gonna have to frisk you before you come in the door??

    BDT
    I plan for the future. - F1Nut
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  • shack
    shack Posts: 11,154
    edited July 2004
    Jeeze, shack, we gonna have to frisk you before you come in the door??
    DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT IT!....unless of course there are some good looking babe types that can handle this task...

    One of my best "non-lethal-force" stories was the year before my little accident I was on the high school freshman football team. Varsity played on Friday night and we lowly freshmen played on Saturday morning. The equipment back then was just sligtly better than the leather helmets they wore back in the early days of football. Anyway...I decided to make an open field tackle against a running back using only my face (great technique). Needless to say I split the inside of my lower lip wide open and was bleeding like crazy. You have to remember...this was way before the days of walk in clinics and finding a doctor on a Saturday morning was next to impossible. We found out about one in a rural area a few miles from my home so off we went to get it stitched up. The doc (may have been a vet for all I know) decided that anesthiesa was not necessary. No local and he would have to stick my mouth every time with a needle several times and that would be just as bad as the stitches...That was his theory and my mom bought it! Hurt like hell...but at least I could brag about how tough I was the next day. Got home and 2 hours later....the stitches came out....Off we go back to the same highly skilled "healer". I can still hear these words comming out of his mouth as if it was yesterday...."DANG...I can't believe those stitches came out...oh well young man...we did it once without anesthesia....we can do it again". Easy for him to say...
    "Just because you’re offended doesn’t mean you’re right." - Ricky Gervais

    "For those who believe, no proof is necessary. For those who don't believe, no proof is possible." - Stuart Chase

    "Consistency requires you to be as ignorant today as you were a year ago." - Bernard Berenson
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  • Joel
    Joel Posts: 53
    edited July 2004
    ooh, concussions suck.. i've gotten a bunch of those, lol, probly why i drool now... j/k i used to get hit from behind all the time into the boards (not sure why people liked doin it to me so much, but man did it hurt!) i've gotten some nasty whiplash from that too. the worst, though, was probly about a year and a half ago, in february. i was skating full force to behind one of th nets where there was a little scruffle, my plan was to grab the puck and get out, ya well... an opponent had the same idea, he somehow fell (probly on purpose) i was going a good 20 mph and i trip over him and superman into the boards head first. talk about pain, i swore i felt my whole spine shift an inch, lol. i blacked out and went numb, i thought i was paralyzed at first, but after 5 sec or so i was able to move again, but i was still sorta tingly. lol that was the last hockey game i've played competitively (somewhat by choice, somewhat by me being over 18 and too old for that league). i kinda miss hockey, but i think i'd miss my motor skills more, lol
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