I should be a model!!!

Strong Bad
Strong Bad Posts: 4,277
edited June 2013 in The Clubhouse
Now doesn't this just make you want to buy more Polk speakers??? Micah, let me know when I should come by for the photo shoot!!! Think about it, we could tie in with a Versace runway model show. I could wear a Polk t-shirt and carry one of the latest Polk speakers down the runway, make a turn at the end and go back.

Ok, time for me to go duck and hide, cause I know I'm going to get beaten really bad on this board. I know you guys all too well!!! :cool:

I love my new digi-cam. IT RULES!!!



John the future Polk Fashion Model
No excuses!
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  • Ron-P
    Ron-P Posts: 8,516
    edited February 2002
    Yeah, you could be one of those underwear models. You know the guys who are smiling yet have no bulge.

    Of course, I'm sure Micah would let you borrow one of his socks.

    Peace Out~:D
    If...
    Ron dislikes a film = go out and buy it.
    Ron loves a film = don't even rent.
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  • Micah Cohen
    Micah Cohen Posts: 2,022
    edited February 2002
    You have an armadillo in your trousers.
    ultramicah@yahoo.com

    "There's nothing funny about a clown in the moonlight." - Lon Chaney
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  • Micah Cohen
    Micah Cohen Posts: 2,022
    edited February 2002
    Hey, John: what time is it?
    ultramicah@yahoo.com

    "There's nothing funny about a clown in the moonlight." - Lon Chaney
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  • Ron-P
    Ron-P Posts: 8,516
    edited February 2002
    This thread has the potential to become the logest in Polk Forum history.

    Peace Out~:D

    BTW John, if your carry a Polk speaker down the runway, just don't let that 16 gauge wire hang out.


    Peace Out~:D
    If...
    Ron dislikes a film = go out and buy it.
    Ron loves a film = don't even rent.
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  • Strong Bad
    Strong Bad Posts: 4,277
    edited February 2002
    Thats 10 gauge.

    Micah, at the tone the time will be...


    John
    No excuses!
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  • Micah Cohen
    Micah Cohen Posts: 2,022
    edited February 2002
    John, I love you but I have to ask this:

    Is your name there on the teevee in case... you forget?
    ultramicah@yahoo.com

    "There's nothing funny about a clown in the moonlight." - Lon Chaney
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  • Micah Cohen
    Micah Cohen Posts: 2,022
    edited February 2002
    What's behind the curtain.

    Longest thread, indeed!
    ultramicah@yahoo.com

    "There's nothing funny about a clown in the moonlight." - Lon Chaney
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  • Micah Cohen
    Micah Cohen Posts: 2,022
    edited February 2002
    New carpet time.
    ultramicah@yahoo.com

    "There's nothing funny about a clown in the moonlight." - Lon Chaney
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  • Ron-P
    Ron-P Posts: 8,516
    edited February 2002
    John, do you shave your arms?


    Peace Out~:D
    If...
    Ron dislikes a film = go out and buy it.
    Ron loves a film = don't even rent.
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  • Strong Bad
    Strong Bad Posts: 4,277
    edited February 2002
    Micah:

    I go from left to right in the morning. I wake up and look at the time, then I have that reminder of my name, then I say goodmorning to my statues and finally I grab that mug and have a cup of fresh brew.

    I know what time it is...time to use photoshop and drop that pic of Britney Spears in my room. Oh yeah, i'll get rid of that nasty carpet too! :D


    John
    No excuses!
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  • -justin-
    -justin- Posts: 891
    edited February 2002
    What's with the hand on the hip eh?


    ~JB
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  • Strong Bad
    Strong Bad Posts: 4,277
    edited February 2002
    Ron, wanna see what else I shave? The digi-cam is ready and waiting!

    Justin, I was going to do a Michael Jackson crotch grab, but I didn't think that appropriate. It might have offended Micah.


    John
    No excuses!
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  • juice21
    juice21 Posts: 1,866
    edited February 2002
    Originally posted by john d. strong


    Justin, I was going to do a Michael Jackson crotch grab, but I didn't think that appropriate. It might have offended Micah.


    John

    or turned him on...:D
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  • fabian1
    fabian1 Posts: 218
    edited February 2002
    Mate the speakers look great, the bloke well im a straght aussie bloke so ill leave that to the chicks to comment on, the tv has to go, YUK, no offence mate:)
    The Wonder From Downunder
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  • Micah Cohen
    Micah Cohen Posts: 2,022
    edited February 2002
    And the carpet.
    ultramicah@yahoo.com

    "There's nothing funny about a clown in the moonlight." - Lon Chaney
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  • juice21
    juice21 Posts: 1,866
    edited February 2002
    john, i don't get it -are you in 'looking tough-guy' mode, or do you just gotta take a mean ****?:D
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  • Strong Bad
    Strong Bad Posts: 4,277
    edited February 2002
    Funny Juice!!!!

    I can hear it now...

    Paul to Justin: "Whats that slapping sound? It's coming from Micah's area."


    Yeah yeah, the TV will be retired when the $$$$ becomes available to committ to that.

    Micah, let's see your Home and Garden featured carpet! Oh yeah, it's buried under the Alien and Stay Puft Marshmallow Man!
    No excuses!
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  • juice21
    juice21 Posts: 1,866
    edited February 2002
    funny john! i gotta give it to ya, your a brave man posting a pic of yourself on this forum with micah around, no telling what goes into his mastabatory spank bank....
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  • Strong Bad
    Strong Bad Posts: 4,277
    edited February 2002
    This is getting downright F-ing hilarious!!!

    I'm a good sport and can take a joke. I can only imagine how much of a beating poor Micah takes at work.

    I would love to say the "Tough Guy Look", but I think all the food I consumed was about ready to be deposited. Think I'll ride by and deposit it on Micah's door step so he'll have a welcome gift when he gets home tonight.

    John
    No excuses!
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  • juice21
    juice21 Posts: 1,866
    edited February 2002
    LMAO john! glad you can take it all in stride, don't ever take anyhting i say too seriously, hell don't take it seriously at all...:D

    i'm so glad this forum is bumping this afternoon, i was begining to think i was going to have to do some actual work...
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  • TroyD
    TroyD Posts: 13,077
    edited February 2002
    I should be all over something like this but I am drawing a friggin blank......

    I wonder if any at Polk notices that Micah uses an excessive amount of tissues and Windex.

    With speaks like that, who cares about the friggin TV? Carpet has got to go man. 70's are over.....

    Troy
    I plan for the future. - F1Nut
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  • Micah Cohen
    Micah Cohen Posts: 2,022
    edited February 2002
    HOW COME EVEN ON A THREAD DESIGNED TO MAKE FUN OF JOHN... YOU GUYS ARE MAKING FUN OF ME?!

    I DON'T GET NO RESPECT!

    MAKE FUN OF JOHN, DAMMIT! HE'S WEARING SWEATPANTS!

    Grrrrrrrr.

    :mad:
    ultramicah@yahoo.com

    "There's nothing funny about a clown in the moonlight." - Lon Chaney
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  • juice21
    juice21 Posts: 1,866
    edited February 2002
    Originally posted by Micah
    LOOK! LOOOOOOOOK!

    JOHN IS WEARING SWEATPANTS IN ANOTHER THREAD! SWEATPANTS TURN ME ON! HE'S ALL MINE, STAY AWAY YOU SAVAGE DOGS!
    :p


    watch your corn-hole dropping that duece on his door-step, he may be waiting for ya...
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  • TroyD
    TroyD Posts: 13,077
    edited February 2002
    why would we want to pick on John? He works in a strip club for cripesakes! He is the last dude I would want to alienate.


    Troy
    I plan for the future. - F1Nut
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  • Micah Cohen
    Micah Cohen Posts: 2,022
    edited February 2002
    :mad:
    ultramicah@yahoo.com

    "There's nothing funny about a clown in the moonlight." - Lon Chaney
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  • TroyD
    TroyD Posts: 13,077
    edited February 2002
    c'mon man! Buck up! You know that you are one of my favorite dudes. Face it though in this instance you have two things going against you.

    1. You don't know hot women who get naked for money (then again, maybe you do)

    2. The smell of fabric softener gives you a woodrow.


    Troy
    I plan for the future. - F1Nut
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  • Ron-P
    Ron-P Posts: 8,516
    edited February 2002
    I'd hate to see what happens to Micah when he's walking thru the mens sock section of the local department store:eek:


    Peace Out~:D
    If...
    Ron dislikes a film = go out and buy it.
    Ron loves a film = don't even rent.
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  • Strong Bad
    Strong Bad Posts: 4,277
    edited February 2002
    Even when someone puts themself willingly in the line of fire, it somehow always ends up as a Micah bashing! We could probably start a thread on bashing Osama Bin Laden and it would end up as yet another Micah beating.


    Juice, I'm about ready to die from your post! I'll do a drive-bye poopie toss!

    Troy, it's sure going to be difficult going back to the corporate world after working in this club. I'll never sever ties with this place. Even after leaving, i'll still come back to cover some shifts on the weekend. You can be damn sure! Let's see, I go to work to play music and watch hot women take their clothes off. Oh yeah, I get paid to do that.

    I love america!
    No excuses!
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  • jcaut
    jcaut Posts: 1,849
    edited February 2002
    Hey John,

    Believe it or not, I have a couple of legitimate questions:

    1) What kind of camera did you get?
    2) Do you ever take it to work?

    :D Jason
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  • gidrah
    gidrah Posts: 3,049
    edited February 2002
    Nice system. Do you get much (bad) reflection off the side walls?

    You can stop sucking it in now.
    Make it Funky! :)
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