The Mole Family
Spoonman
Posts: 135
A mama mole, a papa mole,
and a baby mole all live in a little mole hole.
One day the papa mole sticks
his head out of the hole, sniffs the air and says,
"Yum! I smell maple syrup!"
The mama mole sticks her head out of the hole,
sniffs the air and says "Yum! I smell honey!"
The baby mole
tries to stick his head
out of the hole to sniff the air,
but can't because the bigger moles
are in the way so he says,
"Geez, all I can smell is....
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MOLASSES!
and a baby mole all live in a little mole hole.
One day the papa mole sticks
his head out of the hole, sniffs the air and says,
"Yum! I smell maple syrup!"
The mama mole sticks her head out of the hole,
sniffs the air and says "Yum! I smell honey!"
The baby mole
tries to stick his head
out of the hole to sniff the air,
but can't because the bigger moles
are in the way so he says,
"Geez, all I can smell is....
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MOLASSES!
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Ohh my god - that is the funniest joke I have heard in a awhile.
I got tears in my eyes!:D
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LMAO!!!!! That reminds me of my favorite:
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