Any bug experts know what this is?

Saw it in my back yard today near the kids...

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  • Hermitism
    Hermitism Posts: 4,271
    Maybe it's one of those subwoofer bed bugs.
  • Clipdat
    Clipdat Posts: 12,949
    It appears to be a spider, so you should smoosh it.
  • msg
    msg Posts: 10,120
    Try to use one of the kids as bait to lure it back over for a closer look, and see if it's got a violin strapped to its back. If so, it's one of the Traveling Brown Reclusive Musician spiders.
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  • Jstas
    Jstas Posts: 14,842
    It's not a brown recluse if that's what you are concerned about.

    It looks like it's either one of the many different grass spiders or one of the many different funnel weaver spiders. The picture is too blurry to be sure.

    Both can have an owie for a bite but are way, way more likely to run and hide instead. You'd literally have to be trying to hold one in your hands for either one to bite.
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  • mhardy6647
    mhardy6647 Posts: 33,895
    edited August 2022
    Clipdat wrote: »
    It appears to be a spider, so you should smoosh it.

    https://youtu.be/Vgx7abJH6uI

    It looks like a smooshable one (like Boris)... unlike the ones that even give me the heebie-jeebies.

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    @nooshinjohn it's not a brown recluse, so I probably wouldn't fret too much about it, FWIW.

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  • mhardy6647
    mhardy6647 Posts: 33,895
    All spiders are venomous, AFAIK, but most are more of a nuisance than a threat when it comes to humans.
    Plus -- as I remind Mrs. H every time she tries to get me to off one: spiders are our friends.
    They eat all kinds of not-so-good-to-have-around bugs. :)
  • Clipdat
    Clipdat Posts: 12,949
    Kill all spiders as soon as you see them, if at all possible.
  • Clipdat
    Clipdat Posts: 12,949
    mhardy6647 wrote: »
    Plus -- as I remind Mrs. H every time she tries to get me to off one: spiders are our friends.
    They eat all kinds of not-so-good-to-have-around bugs. :)

    This is an urban legend perpetuated by the pro-spider lobbyists and other special interests bought and paid for by spiders.

    Do not listen to or believe this bold faced lie. Spiders are NOT our friends.
  • mhardy6647
    mhardy6647 Posts: 33,895
    Clipdat wrote: »
    Kill all spiders as soon as you see them, if at all possible.

    Spiders ARE our friends.

    B)
  • Clipdat
    Clipdat Posts: 12,949
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    Hey boys, we got a spider lover among us! GET HIM!!
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  • Hermitism
    Hermitism Posts: 4,271
    I do not know him and can tell I would not like him.
  • nooshinjohn
    nooshinjohn Posts: 25,446
    The cephalothorax was brown in color, while the abdomen was reddish in color, and seemed to be dominated by chelicera that were much bigger than normal for it's size. Until I squashed it, it was not really any bigger than a common ant, except for the legs.
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  • mhardy6647
    mhardy6647 Posts: 33,895
    Well, all's I can say is... when our Spider Overlords come to take over... I'd run if I were youse guyses.
    B)

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  • treitz3
    treitz3 Posts: 19,133
    This thread makes me hungry.

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  • mhardy6647
    mhardy6647 Posts: 33,895
    edited August 2022
    treitz3 wrote: »
    This thread makes me hungry.

    Tom

    Yer killin' me here! You and that @SeleniumFalcon guy should start an act, or somethin'! :D
    https://forum.polkaudio.com/discussion/comment/2692438#Comment_2692438

    EDIT: hmm, maybe @hermitism could do something with head photos of you two and a picture of Tommy and Dickie... you know, for your show posters.

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  • pitdogg2
    pitdogg2 Posts: 25,556
    mhardy6647 wrote: »
    Well, all's I can say is... when our Spider Overlords come to take over... I'd run if I were youse guyses.
    B)

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  • jdjohn
    jdjohn Posts: 3,160
    Found this brown recluse in one of our bathroom sinks...not cool, so it had to die. Sorry, not sorry.
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  • mhardy6647
    mhardy6647 Posts: 33,895
    Oh, I concur. They're... problematic.
    One's gotta do what one's gotta do.
  • mhardy6647
    mhardy6647 Posts: 33,895
    Dang. I did not see @Hermitism nor @Jstas's early (and on point, albeit in different ways) replies when I posted my first respose to this Hall-of-Fame-worthy thread!

    Honest. I don't have either of them on ignore. Or even @msg -- I saw his early reply, as the record will show. :p
  • jdjohn
    jdjohn Posts: 3,160
    edited August 2022

    msg wrote: »
    Brown Recluse spiders are as smart as crows. They remember, and they communicate. They can pass on memories from generation to generation. I'm afraid they'll be coming for you tonight, Jody. In your sleep. Probably crawl up your right nostril and lay eggs in your sinuses.

    Can I have your records and turntable stuff?

    Scott, that particular specimen ceased communicating moments after the picture B)
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  • Dabutcher
    Dabutcher Posts: 2,596
    Those wolf spiders are way kool! I had one I found in a cooler at work I was cleaning. Kept it as a pet for six years and then let him go. Peace. D
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  • vmaxer
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  • mhardy6647
    mhardy6647 Posts: 33,895
    ^^^ stealin' that.
  • pearsall001
    pearsall001 Posts: 5,091
    vmaxer wrote: »
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    Dang... even spider's are LGPTHQYZ++++ now. Pretty soon it'll be spider pride month. Oh boy!
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  • treitz3
    treitz3 Posts: 19,133
    How dare you assume it's identity and pronouns? Now it's gonna be all bugged out just thinkin' about it!

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  • machone
    machone Posts: 1,510
    This one is kinda creepyhvrx08a2sipj.jpg
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  • F1nut
    F1nut Posts: 50,647
    Kill it
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