I am gonna start drinking coffee again after like ten years, any suggestions?

afterburnt

I quit cause I thought it was making me crazy but that wasn't it. I got this nice Cuisinart that does grind and brew, it also does time-warping but that's the work of the devil so I don't mess with that feature. I would like to know what beans yooz recommend, canned refrieds don't work so good?

fish357

afterburnt wrote: »

msg wrote: »

Don't do it, Bruce. Next thing you know, you'll have an old IROC again and'll be hittin' the campus to buy speed off the kids.

Thanks for the tip!

First the tip, then the nuts. You guys are a wild bunch!

spongebobsquarepants

mrbigbluelight

ZLTFUL wrote: »

https://www.blackriflecoffee.com/

https://www.deespressoliber.com/

My 2 go-tos for coffee. Bonus points as they are veteran owned companies.

The AK-47 espresso roast from BRC is my daily drinker.

This is an excellent recommendation.

Please note that the veterans are certifiably insane which, in their case, is a good thing. 😇😀

Excellent coffee, good bunch, support their company.

pitdogg2

try some of this coffee Bruce.... I hear it's finger lickin good.

joecoulson

+2 for illy

afterburnt

pitdogg2 wrote: »

try some of this coffee Bruce.... I hear it's finger lickin good.

I heard about that monkey coffee, have you heard about the donkey coffee?

pitdogg2

Civet cat Bruce. Nope no donkey coffe
I do not drink any coffee of any sort...
Smoking Crack and chasing it with crystal Meth is my huckleberry

afterburnt

All donkeys are harmed in the harvesting of this special coffee.

Willow

fish357 wrote: »

Try this one-


or for the more flamboyant, simply-

fish357

msg

Haha, gross, Fish!

afterburnt

Now I see why they give coffee enemas.

afterburnt

Two days of that and I am back on green tea. Do people on coffee wear Depends?

fish357

Well, it depends.
@msg- If I only could take credit for other people’s demented sense of humor.

Willow

afterburnt wrote: »

Two days of that and I am back on green tea. Do people on coffee wear Depends?

So tea enemas are more your thing? If you're into that, it's cool.

afterburnt

"A coffee **** is the injection of coffee into the **** and colon via the ****, i.e., as an ****. There is no medical, scientific evidence to support any positive health claim for this practice, and medical authorities advise that the procedure may be dangerous. Coffee enemas carry a risk of adverse effects, some of them serious, including infection, seizures, heart and lung problems, and death."

mrbigbluelight

I tried the coffee **** regimen with very poor results


The Keurig K-cup pods got stuck in the lower colonic region and caused mild tearing upon removal.
I do not recommend.😓

mrbigbluelight

Huh. So you can say enemas but not en.e.m.a

Well our authorities know what's best for us. 😇

mhardy6647

afterburnt wrote: »

I am going back to tea...

Excellent choice.
Way more interesting options & avenues to explore with teas and tisanes.
https://www.uptontea.com/

Drinking a cheap but cheeky Ceylon BOP as I type this.

OleBoot

mhardy6647 wrote: »

afterburnt wrote: »

I am going back to tea...

Excellent choice.
Way more interesting options & avenues to explore with teas and tisanes.
https://www.uptontea.com/

Drinking a cheap but cheeky Ceylon BOP as I type this.

What a poncy website. My strong Orange Pekoe from my local Indian grocers is just the ticket, and maybe an Earl Grey occasionally.

fish357

@mhardy6647 Your response to coffee enemas is a cheeky Ceylon BOP? Oh man, I’m rofl!

huggies

Buy local fresh roasted beans if possible. Hunt around till you find what you like.

BlueFox

At 71 I have been drinking coffee since in my teens. I occasionally like hot tea, but if I drink it in the morning it makes me vomit.

afterburnt

Just waking up usually makes me vomit.

Clipdat

You may want to see a doctor about that.

afterburnt

Clipdat wrote: »

You may want to see a doctor about that.

Did you know that you can vomit now and avoid the rush?

Willow

Maybe drinking the enima is what's making you vomit. (Spelled that way on purpose)

afterburnt

It ain't that it's the disgusting people that I've been stuck on this planet with.

xschop

Cheap but cheeky.... too funny.

tophatjohnny

Death Wish