Alright... I found out I have a saboteur living in the house!

Joey_V
Joey_V Posts: 8,583
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Alright, it's official, I have found out that my smallest daughter is a saboteur, garbage man, garbage picker, oscar the grouch, or whatever you want to call her.

ANY time anything is missing, it's in the garbage. Why is it that I have found remotes, cell phones, and now my son Henry is missing 1 shoe and had to go to school without proper shoes!!

I will post a picture shortly of the culprit.

Watch out, I warn you, she is extremely dangerous.
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  • stangman67
    stangman67 Posts: 2,299
    I have one of those too. Except she’s gray and she’s a pitbull
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  • mlistens03
    mlistens03 Posts: 2,767
    My sister would hide things in the shower. In our old house it was a normal tub, so you wouldn't see it until the water had been turned on and you were getting in... that's when you'd see the TV remote and say "crap."
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  • cfrizz
    cfrizz Posts: 13,415
    Hey Joey, it sounds like she has a bad case of OCD with any single items just lying around! You'd better put them where she can't get them, and find out who gave her this habit! :o:D:p
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  • Joey_V
    Joey_V Posts: 8,583
    I worry about my Audio equipment when she’s around...
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  • cfrizz
    cfrizz Posts: 13,415
    Most of it is too heavy for her to walk off with Joey, but watch out for any remotes sitting around! LOL. But if this keeps up, you are in BIG trouble when she starts growing muscles!
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  • mlistens03
    mlistens03 Posts: 2,767
    In a few years he's gonna find the Audio Research in the trash can... ;)
    In seriousness, Watch out for tubes too! She could easily get away with those.
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  • SIHAB
    SIHAB Posts: 4,975
    Mine too! "My sister would hide things in the shower. "
    We finally had to kick her out of the house at 18yo.
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  • Tony M
    Tony M Posts: 11,181
    Maybe one day she'll find out interconnecting and power cables can be loosened and unplugged. " Got to get rid of those scary snaky things" she'll think. :s
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  • Joey_V
    Joey_V Posts: 8,583
    Good bye audioquest wels
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  • nooshinjohn
    nooshinjohn Posts: 25,457
    Joey_V wrote: »
    I worry about my Audio equipment when she’s around...
    Just wait until she can lug those Boulders and 802's out to the curb.
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  • Willow
    Willow Posts: 11,055
    Looks like many of us will be hiding behind the bushes near Joey's house on garbage days.
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  • Upstatemax
    Upstatemax Posts: 2,685
    I'm actually kind of envious of this...

    My two daughters act like they have ZERO idea of what and where the garbage cans are.
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  • audioluvr
    audioluvr Posts: 5,624
    My dog has OCD...

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  • dragon1952
    dragon1952 Posts: 4,907
    Joey_V wrote: »

    ANY time anything is missing, it's in the garbage. Why is it that I have found remotes, cell phones, and now my son Henry is missing......


    Oh my :^ O

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  • Joey_V
    Joey_V Posts: 8,583
    LOL
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  • audioluvr
    audioluvr Posts: 5,624
    edited February 2019
    What you could try doing Joey is putting stuff of hers in the garbage and when she asks about their whereabouts say "I don't know, have you checked the garbage?"
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  • Joey_V
    Joey_V Posts: 8,583
    audioluvr wrote: »
    What you could try doing Joey is putting stuff of hers in the garbage and when she asks about their whereabouts say "I don't know, have you checked the garbage?"

    I don't think I can do that... she's too cute.
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  • lightman1
    lightman1 Posts: 10,793
    Joey_V wrote: »
    audioluvr wrote: »
    What you could try doing Joey is putting stuff of hers in the garbage and when she asks about their whereabouts say "I don't know, have you checked the garbage?"

    I don't think I can do that... she's too cute.
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  • BlueFox
    BlueFox Posts: 15,251
    No excuse for bad behavior. :)
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  • audioluvr
    audioluvr Posts: 5,624
    Joey_V wrote: »
    audioluvr wrote: »
    What you could try doing Joey is putting stuff of hers in the garbage and when she asks about their whereabouts say "I don't know, have you checked the garbage?"

    I don't think I can do that... she's too cute.

    Yes but is she smart? I'm guessing "very". She will catch on immediately.
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  • F1nut
    F1nut Posts: 50,729
    Joey_V wrote: »
    audioluvr wrote: »
    What you could try doing Joey is putting stuff of hers in the garbage and when she asks about their whereabouts say "I don't know, have you checked the garbage?"

    I don't think I can do that... she's too cute.

    You'll get over it quickly after seeing her wheels spinning as she connects the dots.
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