Friday Humor

F1nut
F1nut Posts: 50,746
edited February 2024 in Clubhouse Archives
A man is dining in a fancy restaurant and there is a gorgeous redhead sitting at the next table. He has been checking her out since he sat down, but lacks the nerve to talk with her.

Suddenly she sneezes, and her glass eye comes flying out of its socket towards the man. He reflexively reaches out, grabs it out of the air and hands it back. Oh my, I am so sorry, " the woman says as she pops her eye back in place. "Let me buy your dinner to make it up to you," she says.

They enjoy a wonderful dinner together, and afterwards they go to the theater followed by drinks. They talk, they laugh, she shares her deepest dreams and he shares his. She listens. After paying for everything, she asks him if he would like to come to her place for a nightcap and stay for breakfast.

They had a wonderful, wonderful time.

The next morning, she cooks a gourmet meal with all the trimmings. The guy is amazed! Everything had been SO incredible!!! "You know," he said," you are the perfect woman. Are you this nice to every guy you meet? "

"No, " she replies. . . . . . . "




Wait for it. .






It's coming. .






The suspense is killing you, isn't it?





She says :



"You just happened to catch my eye. "
Political Correctness'.........defined

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  • dcarlson
    dcarlson Posts: 1,740
    edited April 2004
    Boooo. :p:D
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  • disneyjoe7
    disneyjoe7 Posts: 11,435
    edited April 2004
    The suspense is killing you, isn't it?
    YES It's KILLING ME :-)

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  • Drewsmith
    Drewsmith Posts: 160
    edited April 2004
    BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO is right a nice lady, nightcap. BOOOOOOOOOO:D
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  • HBombToo
    HBombToo Posts: 5,256
    edited April 2004
    Jesse thats just bad man.... but I laughed anyway

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  • Shizelbs
    Shizelbs Posts: 7,433
    edited April 2004
    I laughed. I always appreciate a good joke that doesn't rely on dirty humor.
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  • warviper
    warviper Posts: 585
    edited April 2004
    Quick the hook before he types another one.:D
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  • Tour2ma
    Tour2ma Posts: 10,177
    edited May 2004
    I liked it...

    Same vein as the old armless bellringer joke...
    More later,
    Tour...
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  • Kiminism
    Kiminism Posts: 44
    edited May 2004
    ...wow...nice...I'll tell my professor that he'll like it
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