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phoneisbusy
phoneisbusy Posts: 867
edited February 2024 in Clubhouse Archives
Never hold your farts in.
They travel up your spine, into your brain, and that's where **** ideas come from.
Time is the best teacher. Unfortunately it kills all its students.
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  • RuSsMaN
    RuSsMaN Posts: 17,986
    edited April 2004
    "Personally, I don't hold my flatus for anyone. You can get a wicked stomach ache that way. I know that you guys don't want me to get a stomach ache." -George Grand
    Check your lips at the door woman. Shake your hips like battleships. Yeah, all the white girls trip when I sing at Sunday service.
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  • Jstas
    Jstas Posts: 14,842
    edited April 2004
    I had a boss who used to light up the conference rooms during meetings. Then he would stand up, raise his hand and say "Yes, that was me and I am proud of it!" The meeting usually took a 5 minute break at that point.
    Expert Moron Extraordinaire

    You're just jealous 'cause the voices don't talk to you!
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