EMERGENCY LANDING

txcoastal1
txcoastal1 Posts: 13,318
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Fight over flatulence

http://www.foxnews.com/travel/2018/02/18/fight-over-mans-flatulence-forces-flight-to-make-emergency-landing.html

Thou Shalt not phart on thy neighbor
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  • Jaybeez
    Jaybeez Posts: 748
    My wife got a chuckle as she and two of the passengers are Dutch. Their saying: "Someone just stepped on a goose".
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  • PSOVLSK
    PSOVLSK Posts: 5,220
    Should I have picked a fight with the guy in the row behind me who was hurling for about an hour on the overnight flight from Hawaii to Dallas. Not only did I have to endure the smell, but the groans of upchucking. LOL. A flight that sadly I'll never forget.
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  • F1nut
    F1nut Posts: 50,734
    edited February 2018
    Be sure to follow up with this story.......too much curry?

    http://www.foxnews.com/travel/2017/03/09/spicejet-flight-diverted-due-to-horrible-stench-wafting-from-bathroom.html
    Political Correctness'.........defined

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  • txcoastal1
    txcoastal1 Posts: 13,318
    nbrowser wrote: »
    Oh dear...this thread will go down the proverbial drain...someone light a match eh?

    Pull my finger
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  • txcoastal1
    txcoastal1 Posts: 13,318
    nbrowser wrote: »
    txcoastal1 wrote: »
    nbrowser wrote: »
    Oh dear...this thread will go down the proverbial drain...someone light a match eh?

    Pull my finger

    Your not Russ...LOL

    I wouldn't touch his finger...just sayin'
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  • nooshinjohn
    nooshinjohn Posts: 25,461
    Wasn't Jesse on that flight?
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  • txcoastal1
    txcoastal1 Posts: 13,318
    The smell of death does follow him...mua ahaha ha
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  • nooshinjohn
    nooshinjohn Posts: 25,461
    Spelling must be difficult with frozen fingers up in Canuckistan...
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  • scubalab
    scubalab Posts: 3,103
    F1nut wrote: »
    Be sure to follow up with this story.......too much curry?

    http://www.foxnews.com/travel/2017/03/09/spicejet-flight-diverted-due-to-horrible-stench-wafting-from-bathroom.html

    With a name like "Spicejet"... I'd expect nothing less... :s
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  • verb
    verb Posts: 10,176
    edited February 2018
    This thread is going right into the toilet :) I'm smelling phantom smells right now. Wait let me check! :)

    https://www.reuters.com/article/us-alaska-airplane/united-flight-diverted-to-alaska-after-man-spreads-****-in-lavatories-idUSKBN1EU26S
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  • Mikey081057
    Mikey081057 Posts: 7,127
    Talking about landing early because of a strong tail wind.
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  • F1nut
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    I believe it was a head wind :o
    Political Correctness'.........defined

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  • xschop
    xschop Posts: 5,000
    edited February 2018
    Dropped in for my daily chuckle, to see if Lightman had any commentary since the "wheres slaps" been closed. Hopefully the snowflakes didnt ban him too.
    Don't take experimental gene therapies from known eugenicists.
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  • pitdogg2
    pitdogg2 Posts: 25,659
    Russ is good
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  • Mikey081057
    Mikey081057 Posts: 7,127
    Russ was prolly the guy on the plane....
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  • pitdogg2
    pitdogg2 Posts: 25,659
    Mikey081057 wrote: »
    Russ was prolly the guy on the plane....

    Shoot if that happens the plane will just be lost. Pooof gone.
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  • xschop
    xschop Posts: 5,000
    Electrical short perhaps.
    Don't take experimental gene therapies from known eugenicists.
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  • lightman1
    lightman1 Posts: 10,794
    My flight leaves in the morning. Stay tuned....
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  • txcoastal1
    txcoastal1 Posts: 13,318
    lightman1 wrote: »
    My flight leaves in the morning. Stay tuned....

    Eat cabbage and deviled eggs, the crew and guests will love you :D:s
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  • lightman1
    lightman1 Posts: 10,794
    txcoastal1 wrote: »
    lightman1 wrote: »
    My flight leaves in the morning. Stay tuned....

    Eat cabbage and deviled eggs, the crew and guests will love you :D:s

    That's considered a WMD according to TSA.....

    ....and just flat out cruel to those around me.. :D
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  • nooshinjohn
    nooshinjohn Posts: 25,461
    Don’t forget the refried bean and cheese burritos with extra hot sauce.
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  • txcoastal1
    txcoastal1 Posts: 13,318
    lightman1 wrote: »
    txcoastal1 wrote: »
    lightman1 wrote: »
    My flight leaves in the morning. Stay tuned....

    Eat cabbage and deviled eggs, the crew and guests will love you :D:s

    That's considered a WMD according to TSA.....

    ....and just flat out cruel to those around me.. :D

    New Years day cabbage, and my daughter loves my deviled eggs....poof Happy New Year...happy couch
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  • lightman1
    lightman1 Posts: 10,794
    edited February 2018
    txcoastal1 wrote: »
    lightman1 wrote: »
    txcoastal1 wrote: »
    lightman1 wrote: »
    My flight leaves in the morning. Stay tuned....

    Eat cabbage and deviled eggs, the crew and guests will love you :D:s
    Ï
    That's considered a WMD according to TSA.....

    ....and just flat out cruel to those around me.. :D

    New Years day cabbage, and my daughter loves my deviled eggs....poof Happy New Year...happy couch

    I bet your daughter could drop a charging rhino at 50 yards on Jan. 2......pharts kickin' like Bruce Lee....
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  • mrbigbluelight
    mrbigbluelight Posts: 9,837
    How about throwing some White Castles into the mix for that certain je ne c'est quois ?
    (that's French for "Who noodled their pants ?!")

    Sal Palooza
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  • txcoastal1
    txcoastal1 Posts: 13,318
    lightman1 wrote: »
    txcoastal1 wrote: »
    lightman1 wrote: »
    txcoastal1 wrote: »
    lightman1 wrote: »
    My flight leaves in the morning. Stay tuned....

    Eat cabbage and deviled eggs, the crew and guests will love you :D:s

    That's considered a WMD according to TSA.....

    ....and just flat out cruel to those around me.. :D

    New Years day cabbage, and my daughter loves my deviled eggs....poof Happy New Year...happy couch

    I bet your daughter could drop a charging rhino at 50 yards on Jan. 2......

    She didn't eat the cabbage...don't like it

    My wife said...no more cabbage and deviled eggs on same day...I ate both :)
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  • DaveHo
    DaveHo Posts: 3,536
    txcoastal1 wrote: »
    lightman1 wrote: »
    My flight leaves in the morning. Stay tuned....

    Eat cabbage and deviled eggs, the crew and guests will love you :D:s

    Add beer and woooo!
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  • txcoastal1
    txcoastal1 Posts: 13,318
    DaveHo wrote: »
    txcoastal1 wrote: »
    lightman1 wrote: »
    My flight leaves in the morning. Stay tuned....

    Eat cabbage and deviled eggs, the crew and guests will love you :D:s

    Add beer and woooo!

    I did that too :/:#
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  • Viking64
    Viking64 Posts: 7,138
    mrbigbluelight wrote: »
    je ne c'est quois ?
    *Je ne sais quois. They sound the same, but one makes sense and the other doesn't.

    See? I can do this in TWO languages. :p


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  • pitdogg2
    pitdogg2 Posts: 25,659
    edited February 2018
    ......
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  • mrbigbluelight
    mrbigbluelight Posts: 9,837
    Well, quite the cunning linguist, I'd say !
    Sal Palooza
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