There are currently three people in space

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An American, an Italian and a Russian.

The American says "I can't wait to phone home every week with all the news of what America is achieving in space!"

The Russian, not to be outdone, says "I will have to phone home every day in order to inform them of the great achievements of Russia in space!"

The Italian hangs his head and says "Alas, friends, from space I cannot afford to phone home at all."

The American and the Russian momentarily forget their national pride and are overcome with sadness for their colleague. "Why not, my friend?" asks the Russian.

"Roman charges."
Sal Palooza

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