You're So Fat, You Can Hide Cocaine Well

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shepx2 Posts: 646
edited February 2024 in Clubhouse Archives
OKEECHOBEE, Fla. (AP) — An obese inmate was caught hiding crack cocaine in a cigar holder under a roll of fat beneath his stomach, jail officials said Wednesday.

Another inmate told jail officials that 6-foot-2-inch Jonathan Wilson, who weighs 350 pounds, had the drugs, according to an Okeechobee County sheriff's report.

A deputy was unable to find any drugs on 27-year-old Wilson in a strip search, the Daily Okeechobee News reported. But a second search "located a small brown cylinder that is used to carry cigars concealed in a fat roll at the bottom of inmate Wilson's stomach," the report said.

The tube contained about 1.9 grams of suspected cocaine.

Jailed on sale and possession of cocaine charges, Wilson faces an additional charge for introduction of contraband into a detention facility.



ROFL!!!! Unbelievable.
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  • HBombToo
    HBombToo Posts: 5,256
    edited April 2004
    what an IDIOT!

    HBomb
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  • polktycoon
    polktycoon Posts: 35
    edited April 2004
    Which one is the idiot? the one who hide it or the one who told?:)
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  • warviper
    warviper Posts: 585
    edited April 2004
    Guess its better than sticking it up your ****.
    Wish I was a polkologist then I could call my self Dr.warviper.
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  • RSTERN
    RSTERN Posts: 287
    edited April 2004
    Would that make it crack cocaine?
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  • dorokusai
    dorokusai Posts: 25,577
    edited April 2004
    LOL Yuk :(
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  • Tour2ma
    Tour2ma Posts: 10,177
    edited April 2004
    I thought all coke heads were Whitney Houston skinny...
    More later,
    Tour...
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  • POLK THUMPER
    POLK THUMPER Posts: 2
    edited April 2004
    Originally posted by polktycoon
    Which one is the idiot? the one who hide it or the one who told?:) [/QUOT

    i would sa the one who had to use their hands to go into the pit of darkness to grap it. ( eek please strap a 2by4 to my rear end so i do not get lost in their.
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  • Turbota
    Turbota Posts: 255
    edited April 2004
    POLK THUMPER ... (avatar sig.)

    Banned: Nice try, same guy
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    2 posts and you are already talking about being 'banned'!

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  • -justin-
    -justin- Posts: 891
    edited April 2004
    Originally posted by Turbota

    2 posts and you are already talking about being 'banned'!

    :confused:

    This was bullwinkle1968, I checked his IP address and it was almost a perfect match. Looks like he went over a friend's house or something.

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  • VR3
    VR3 Posts: 28,779
    edited April 2004
    hmm, he is desperate. And not many newbies make posts like he did...hmm
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  • PolkWannabie
    PolkWannabie Posts: 2,763
    edited April 2004
    Originally posted by -justin-
    This was bullwinkle1968

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  • F1nut
    F1nut Posts: 50,746
    edited April 2004
    Good call Justin, nothing gets past the Polk Master!
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  • dorokusai
    dorokusai Posts: 25,577
    edited April 2004
    Good eye Justin, thanks!
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  • RuSsMaN
    RuSsMaN Posts: 17,986
    edited April 2004
    Apparently bw's "Internet Powers" (as he put it) aren't at the level the J-man's are.

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  • haroo
    haroo Posts: 83
    edited April 2004
    a new meaning to the word...crack!!!!
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  • nadams
    nadams Posts: 5,877
    edited April 2004
    i must admit, though... his comment was funny....
    Ludicrous gibs!
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