Funniest Movie Line(s)

Tour2ma
Tour2ma Posts: 10,177
edited February 2024 in Clubhouse Archives
I think Pablo may be onto something over in Frank Z's punchline thread.
Originally posted by Pablo
I don't tink the heavy stuff gonna come down for awhile yet.
A couple that come to mind...

Bluto in Animal House...
"Was it over when the **** bombed Pearl Harbor???"

Painless Pole in M*A*S*H's foorball sequence...
"Alright Bub, your f***ing head is coming right off!"
(First time I ever heard the "F" word in a movie.)

More later...
More later,
Tour...
Vox Copuli
Better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to open your mouth and remove all doubt. - Old English Proverb

"Death doesn't come with a Uhaul." - Dennis Gardner
"It's easy to get lost in price vs performance vs ego vs illusion." - doro
"There is a certain entertainment value in ripping the occaisonal (sic) buttmunch..." - TroyD
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  • AsSiMiLaTeD
    AsSiMiLaTeD Posts: 11,728
    edited April 2004
    I've got a good one from Clerks...but really don't think it's appropriate in a public forum...

    Anyone interested cal PM me...
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  • wallstreet
    wallstreet Posts: 1,405
    edited April 2004
    "Has anyone seen Mike Hunt?" Porky's
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  • shack
    shack Posts: 11,154
    edited April 2004
    Originally posted by Tour2ma
    Bluto in Animal House...
    "Was it over when the **** bombed Pearl Harbor???"

    Painless Pole in M*A*S*H's foorball sequence...
    "Alright Bub, your f***ing head is coming right off!"
    (First time I ever heard the "F" word in a movie.)

    Along these same lines....

    Otter to Flounder after the "roadtrip" that destroyed his brother's car...

    "You f***ed up...you trusted us!"
    "Just because you’re offended doesn’t mean you’re right." - Ricky Gervais

    "For those who believe, no proof is necessary. For those who don't believe, no proof is possible." - Stuart Chase

    "Consistency requires you to be as ignorant today as you were a year ago." - Bernard Berenson
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  • AsSiMiLaTeD
    AsSiMiLaTeD Posts: 11,728
    edited April 2004
    "Hello, I'm Earth, have we met?" - Tommy Boy
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  • Pablo
    Pablo Posts: 723
    edited April 2004
    "The hopital! What is it?"
    "It's a big building with lots of beds, but that's not important right now."

    "Chewing gum on line huh, I hope you brought enough for everybody."

    (in an outrageous french accent)
    "I **** in your general direction! Your father was a hampster and you mother smelt of elderberries!"
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    Xbox, Gamecube, PS2, PS3, PS4, xbox360, Wii, WiiU, n64
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  • AsSiMiLaTeD
    AsSiMiLaTeD Posts: 11,728
    edited April 2004
    Originally posted by Pablo

    (in an outrageous french accent)
    "I **** in your general direction! Your father was a hampster and you mother smelt of elderberries!"
    "Now go away, or I shall taunt you a second time" - funny as hell...
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  • Pablo
    Pablo Posts: 723
    edited April 2004
    Run away! Run away!
    Denon AVR-3803
    RTi-70 Fronts
    FXi-30 Surrounds
    RTi-38 Back Surrounds
    Csi-40 Center
    PSW350 Sub
    Panasonic PT-56WXF95 HDTVSamsung un60JS8000 SUHD
    Denon DVD-2910
    Xbox, Gamecube, PS2, PS3, PS4, xbox360, Wii, WiiU, n64
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  • AsSiMiLaTeD
    AsSiMiLaTeD Posts: 11,728
    edited April 2004
    "You can get a good look at a bull's **** by sticking your head up there, but wouldn't you rather take the butcher's word for it...

    I mean, you can get a good look at your butcher by...

    No, it's gotta be your bull..."


    God I love that movie....
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  • Tour2ma
    Tour2ma Posts: 10,177
    edited April 2004
    (In German accent...)

    "Zat is not my dog..."
    More later,
    Tour...
    Vox Copuli
    Better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to open your mouth and remove all doubt. - Old English Proverb

    "Death doesn't come with a Uhaul." - Dennis Gardner
    "It's easy to get lost in price vs performance vs ego vs illusion." - doro
    "There is a certain entertainment value in ripping the occaisonal (sic) buttmunch..." - TroyD
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  • ninerbj
    ninerbj Posts: 870
    edited April 2004
    "He's taking the one eye to the optomitrist"

    Grumpy Old Men
    "she had the body of Venus, with arms."
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  • George Grand
    George Grand Posts: 12,258
    edited April 2004
    "That'll be the day." John Wayne/The Searchers

    "Nobody throws me my own guns and says run."

    "You lost." James Coburn/The Mag 7 (above also)

    "If you weren't a dame, I'd kick you right in the stomach!" A very young Peter Falk says this to a very HOT Hope Lang, as she is trying for just one night, to turn gangsters into waltzing society men in the movie "Pocketful of Miracles".

    "Life is hard. It's harder if you're stupid." Sgt. Stryker/The Sands of Iwo Jima.


    George Grand (of the Jersey Grands)
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  • I-SIG
    I-SIG Posts: 2,243
    edited April 2004
    "I love it."

    "Swimming in raw sewage?"

    "Ah, yes, I love it."

    Leslie Neilson, Naked Gun

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