This Year's Top Ten Country Songs

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This Year's Top Ten Country Songs
                                                                             
10.  I Hate Every Bone in Her Body, But Mine


9.  I Ain't Never Gone To Bed with an Ugly Woman, But I Woke Up With A Few


8.  If The Phone Don't Ring, You'll Know It's Me


7. I've Missed You, But My Aim's Improvin'


6. Wouldn't Take Her to A Dogfight, Cause I'm Scared She'd Win


5.  I'm So Miserable Without You, It's Like You're Still Here


4.  My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend and I Sure Miss Him


3.  She Took My Ring and Gave Me the Finger


2.  She's Lookin' Better with Every Beer


And the Number One Country Song is...


1.  It's Hard To Kiss The Lips At Night That Chewed My **** out All Day!
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  • jeremymarcinko
    jeremymarcinko Posts: 3,785
    Well alright then. My vote is #3.
    Oh, Listen here mister. We got no way of understandin' this world. But we got as much sense of this bird flyin in the sky. Now there is a lot that bird don't know, but it don't change the fact that the world is happening to him all the same. What I am tryin to say is, is that the course of your life, well its changing, and you don't even see it- Forest Bondurant
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  • GlennDog
    GlennDog Posts: 3,121
    Pure Country!
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  • ken brydson
    ken brydson Posts: 8,789
    Funny chit right there. Almost didn't open the thread as I'm not a country fan. Glad I did!
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  • charley95
    charley95 Posts: 908
    "I can't get over you till you get out from under him"
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  • charley95
    charley95 Posts: 908
    Not a big country lover either but, I sure love Junior Brown!
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  • mhardy6647
    mhardy6647 Posts: 34,039
    I like both kinds of music: country and western.

    My collection of country music is scant, but I like to listen to the recordings backwards. When I do:

    The singer's woman comes back to him.
    His truck starts to work right.
    His dog comes back to life.
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  • GlennDog
    GlennDog Posts: 3,121
    Marc, me likes your style(us) . . . I cannot resist a stereophile pun
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  • jeremymarcinko
    jeremymarcinko Posts: 3,785
    I love country music and I listen to it almost exclusively. Of course where I grew up that's all that came in in the radio.
    Oh, Listen here mister. We got no way of understandin' this world. But we got as much sense of this bird flyin in the sky. Now there is a lot that bird don't know, but it don't change the fact that the world is happening to him all the same. What I am tryin to say is, is that the course of your life, well its changing, and you don't even see it- Forest Bondurant
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  • stangman67
    stangman67 Posts: 2,301
    Also a huge country guy. Don't listen to it much at home (save for Chris Stapleton and Eric Church) but in the car it's all I listen to
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