an old man approached the White House
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Shortly after President Bush took office, an old man approached the White House from the park across Pennsylvania Ave. where he'd been sitting on a park bench. He spoke to the U. S. Marine standing guard and said, "I would like to go in and meet with President Clinton." The Marine looked at the man and said, "Sir, Mr. Clinton is no longer president and no longer resides here." The old man said, "Okay," and walked away.
The following day, the same man approached the White House and said to the same Marine, "I would like to go in and meet with President Clinton." The Marine again told the man, "Sir, Mr. Clinton is no longer president and no longer resides here." The man thanked him and, again, just walked away.
The third day, the same man approached the White House and spoke to the very same U. S. Marine, saying "I would like to go in and meet with President Clinton." The Marine, understandably agitated at this point, looked at the man and said, "Sir, this is the third day in a row you have been here asking to speak to Mr. Clinton; I've told you already that Mr. Clinton is no longer the president and no longer resides here. Don't you understand?" The old man looked at the Marine and said, "Oh, I understand. I just love hearing it."
The Marine snapped to attention, saluted and said," See
you tomorrow, Sir!"
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BTW, Clinton may have had the morals of a rutting pig, but look who he was married to. I'd seriously like to meet the man and party with him just once in my life!
The following day, the same man approached the White House and said to the same Marine, "I would like to go in and meet with President Clinton." The Marine again told the man, "Sir, Mr. Clinton is no longer president and no longer resides here." The man thanked him and, again, just walked away.
The third day, the same man approached the White House and spoke to the very same U. S. Marine, saying "I would like to go in and meet with President Clinton." The Marine, understandably agitated at this point, looked at the man and said, "Sir, this is the third day in a row you have been here asking to speak to Mr. Clinton; I've told you already that Mr. Clinton is no longer the president and no longer resides here. Don't you understand?" The old man looked at the Marine and said, "Oh, I understand. I just love hearing it."
The Marine snapped to attention, saluted and said," See
you tomorrow, Sir!"
*****
BTW, Clinton may have had the morals of a rutting pig, but look who he was married to. I'd seriously like to meet the man and party with him just once in my life!
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Let me be the first to tell a new joke.
An old man approached the White House from the park across Pennsylvania Ave. where he'd been sitting on a park bench. He spoke to the U. S. Marine standing guard and said, "I would like to go in and meet with President Bush." The Marine looked at the man and said, "Sir, Mr. Bush is no longer president and no longer resides here." The old man said, "Okay," and walked away.
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Originally posted by Shizelbs
"Sir, Mr. Bush is no longer president and no longer resides here." The old man said, "Okay," and walked away.
Just a prediction, I mean joke.
Yep, sometime in 2009 -
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Not likely ... Hilliary wants to be in there in '09 ... If a dem gets in there now that'll keep her out til '13 ... That's way too much time for her to wait. Now she just has bad hair days consistantly. Eight years from now we're talking wooden stakes and crosses.
Some of the comments from the dems at the DUD the other night were interesting. No mention of Kerry at all sort of like they forgot who their man was ( is ).
