Golf injury
Frank Z
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Two women were playing golf one sunny Saturday morning. The first woman teed off
and watched in horror as her ball hooked and headed directly toward a foursome of
men playing on the adjacent fairway.
Sure enough, the ball hit one of the men, and he immediately fell to the ground while
clutching his hands together at his crotch, and proceeded to roll around in obvious
agony. The woman rushed down to the man and immediately began to apologize.
She said that she was a licensed physical therapist and would he please allow her
to help ease his pain.
Still writhing in pain he groaned "Ummph, oooh, nnooo, I'll be alright...I'll be fine in a
few minutes" as he remained in the fetal position. But the woman persisted, and he
finally allowed her to help him. She gently took his hands away and laid them to the
side. Then she loosened his pants and put her hands inside. Slowly, she began to
massage him. After quite a while his groans imperceptly changed to moans. Then
she then asked him "Does it feel better now?"
To which he replied: "That feels great, lady, but my thumb still hurts like hell."
and watched in horror as her ball hooked and headed directly toward a foursome of
men playing on the adjacent fairway.
Sure enough, the ball hit one of the men, and he immediately fell to the ground while
clutching his hands together at his crotch, and proceeded to roll around in obvious
agony. The woman rushed down to the man and immediately began to apologize.
She said that she was a licensed physical therapist and would he please allow her
to help ease his pain.
Still writhing in pain he groaned "Ummph, oooh, nnooo, I'll be alright...I'll be fine in a
few minutes" as he remained in the fetal position. But the woman persisted, and he
finally allowed her to help him. She gently took his hands away and laid them to the
side. Then she loosened his pants and put her hands inside. Slowly, she began to
massage him. After quite a while his groans imperceptly changed to moans. Then
she then asked him "Does it feel better now?"
To which he replied: "That feels great, lady, but my thumb still hurts like hell."
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I see Frank is in rare form today;)
Good 1!
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