Funny Bummers

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edited May 2016 in The Clubhouse
You come home from work after a long day, long week, really looking forward to - almost excited about - that one.last.beer you *know* you have in the fridge... only to find that, in actuality, it's just a vanilla cream soda.
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  • lightman1
    lightman1 Posts: 10,794
    Denied!
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  • msg
    msg Posts: 10,245
    Indeed!
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  • cfrizz
    cfrizz Posts: 13,415
    LOL, sounds like you need glasses!
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  • hochpt21
    hochpt21 Posts: 5,423
    Mix it with vodka :)
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  • mhardy6647
    mhardy6647 Posts: 33,970
    cfrizz wrote: »
    LOL, sounds like you need glasses!

    or maybe a stein will suffice ;-)
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  • mrbiron
    mrbiron Posts: 5,711
    I've had a similar story but it turned out the be a smirnoff.....I drank it anyway. :p
    Where’s the KABOOM?!?! There’s supposed to be an Earth shattering KABOOM!!!
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  • msg
    msg Posts: 10,245
    haha, yeah, I guess I'm saving the VCS for a special occasion.

    yeah, I was kinda hoping others would contribute some Funny Bummers of their own. should have said so in the OP
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  • oldrocker
    oldrocker Posts: 2,590
    Yeah ok, the lack good vision due to bad eyesite while taking a shower, a summers eve product NOT the shampoo bottle.

    Just leaving it there... :s
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  • tonyb
    tonyb Posts: 33,002
    Cream soda floats baby !!

    I don't drink beer that often, but when I do.....WHEN I REALLY WANT ONE, I find that the wife killed the last of them I had in the fridge.
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  • voltz
    voltz Posts: 5,384
    Made some home brewed Stout and 1 had left after almost a year as I was saving it for my birthday as I found it tasted best after a year.

    1 day I opened the fridge and the cap fell off....my sisters boyfriend opened it up and realized it wasn't a normal beer and hid it so I wouldn't see it so by the time I found it its was ruined....he could have told me as soon as I got home and but the p$%#@ didn't.
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  • msg
    msg Posts: 10,245
    lolol, dag man, that's messed up! then no one got to enjoy it!
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  • tonyb
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    Just the fact that he even thought about taking your last beer is enough to tell your sis to dump him. lol
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  • msg
    msg Posts: 10,245
    Tony, hook him up with a digging crew.
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  • tonyb
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    msg wrote: »
    Tony, hook him up with a digging crew.

    Hook him up ?

    Tell ya what, the little bastage takes my last beer and he'll BE on a hook.....right next to the sausage and Prosciutto. ;)
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  • txcoastal1
    txcoastal1 Posts: 13,320
    tonyb wrote: »
    msg wrote: »
    Tony, hook him up with a digging crew.

    Hook him up ?

    Tell ya what, the little bastage takes my last beer and he'll BE on a hook.....right next to the sausage and Prosciutto. ;)

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  • voltz
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    They did not last long, my sister said he just stop coming around? imagine that!
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  • MrBuhl
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    How about my lunch today. Brought some of my famous Venison Black Bean Chili (frozen in individual servings for microwaving at work) - just microwaved it up looking forward to a hot meal on this cool rainy day. It's spaghetti sauce. For craps sake. I'm eating it anyway just on general principle.
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  • msg
    msg Posts: 10,245
    roflmao + comcbbait
    (choking on my cold breakfast burrito as I type)
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  • JPete
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    Should never let the fridge get down to only one beer man.. That's just asking for trouble.
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  • muncybob
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    Agreed Pete, and am guilty as charged. Fired up the grill the other day after doing some fairly heavy labor work in the yard and went to the fridge for "that" beer...only to find 1 beer and it was a Coors Light(we keep on hand for a friend's wife.)

    It still sits there..............
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  • Legender
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    Took a chicken breast out of the freezer and into the fridge so I could grill it up and have grilled chicken salad for dinner. Went to put it on the grill and it's a boneless pork chop. Note to self: Start labeling stuff.
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  • tonyb
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    Pork....it's the other white meat. lol I say roll with it...let us know how it turns out.
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