I've officially lost it

tonyb
tonyb Posts: 33,003
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Ha...no big news to most you guys/gals right ?

Juuust this mornin', I get up at about 5 and make coffee as usual. Go into the office turn on the 'puter and see who effed up what today in the world. Coffee is ready, go pour a cup....walk back into the office and put down the gallon of milk on the desk and sit down. Go to take a sip and I'm looking for my coffee wondering WTF is a gallon of milk doing on the desk. Go back in the kitchen, no cup of joe to be found. Open the fridge to put the milk back in.....there it is you little devil.

I would have done a double face palm if one hand wasn't holding the milk. Maybe I need to lick my fingers and stick them in the wall socket to reset the brain waves or somethin'. At this rate, 5 more years and I won't remember half you dudes and you'll probably see me on the news in Miami.

" Man from Chicago goes for walk, 2 months later is found on beach in Miami pulling off string bikini's." Family won't claim....
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  • billbillw
    billbillw Posts: 6,846
    edited April 2016
    Hey man, anything can happen before the caffeine hits the blood stream. I forget where I set my cup down all the time. Sometimes I go to make coffee and forget to put water in...or just the opposite (water but no grounds), or very often, I forget to turn on the brewer! I'm in a total haze for the first 15 minutes.
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  • lightman1
    lightman1 Posts: 10,794
    Yep...your slipping, buddy.
    I couldn't find my favorite coffee mug one morning. Only to find it under the Keurig spout where I placed it.
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  • pumpkinman
    pumpkinman Posts: 9,898
    Join the club. I do s --t like all the time anymore. LOL
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  • vmaxer
    vmaxer Posts: 5,117
    Funny stuff @tonyb, happens to all of us from time to time.

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  • F1nut
    F1nut Posts: 50,737
    Ya'll are old.
    Political Correctness'.........defined

    "A doctrine fostered by a delusional, illogical minority and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a t-u-r-d by the clean end."

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  • ken brydson
    ken brydson Posts: 8,780
    F1nut wrote: »
    Ya'll are old.

    How would you know? You only exit the coffin a couple hours a day.
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  • voltz
    voltz Posts: 5,384
    which makes you think he has been around a long long time!

    A scene from the movie "Near Dark"
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    Jesse: Let's put it this way: I fought for the South.
    Caleb Colton: South?
    Jesse: We lost.
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  • Willow
    Willow Posts: 11,057
    tonyb wrote: »

    " Man from Chicago goes for walk, 2 months later is found on beach in Miami pulling off string bikini's." Family won't claim....


    The story of lightman?
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  • lightman1
    lightman1 Posts: 10,794
    I'm from NC, foo'!
    Willow wrote: »
    tonyb wrote: »

    " Man from Chicago goes for walk, 2 months later is found on beach in Miami pulling off string bikini's." Family won't claim....


    The story of lightman?

    And most of the bikini tops were already gone when I got there. ;)
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  • pongshi
    pongshi Posts: 376
    Keep the bengay away from the toothbrush :wink:
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  • warren
    warren Posts: 756
    As long as you get the right foot in the right pant leg your good to go..
    Some final words,
    "If you keep banging your head against the wall,
    you're going to have headaches."
    Warren
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  • ken brydson
    ken brydson Posts: 8,780
    warren wrote: »
    As long as you get the right foot in the right pant leg your good to go..

    Tony forgets his pants...
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  • [Deleted User]
    [Deleted User] Posts: 10,716
    Didn't Einstein do that once?
    Tony = Einstein :*
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  • ken brydson
    ken brydson Posts: 8,780
    nbrowser wrote: »
    ken brydson wrote: »
    warren wrote: »
    As long as you get the right foot in the right pant leg your good to go..

    Tony forgets his pants...


    And locks himself out of his home in nothing more than a robe...

    Robe? Missed that part
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  • honestaquarian
    honestaquarian Posts: 3,208
    I don't drink coffee and never have.
    I lost it years ago and have been wandering the desert looking for it.
    Has anyone seent it???? ;)
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  • Nightfall
    Nightfall Posts: 10,086
    edited April 2016
    Shoot, I've done stuff like that and you probably have 20 years on me.

    Pour a glass of milk (example) and put the newly poured glass in the fridge and pick up the gallon jug like I'm about to walk away with it.

    Have you ever grabbed the VERY GREEN gas handle at the gas pump and start to move the nozzle towards your gasoline tank? I have.
    afterburnt wrote: »
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  • breal74
    breal74 Posts: 324
    ken brydson wrote: »
    F1nut wrote: »
    Ya'll are old.

    How would you know? You only exit the coffin a couple hours a day.

    Thanks for the laugh Ken! That is the funniest thing i have read in a while.
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  • tophatjohnny
    tophatjohnny Posts: 4,182
    Add me to the "lost it" club!! :)
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  • tonyb
    tonyb Posts: 33,003
    pongshi wrote: »
    Keep the bengay away from the toothbrush :wink:

    LOL....with all the lotions and potions the wife has on the bathroom counter, it's a crap shoot in the morning brother. Especially if I don't have my contacts in yet.

    .....speaking of pants, have you ever in the dark put them on backwards ? Took you that second leg before realizing what an idiot you are ? Or how about accidently grabbing your wife's jeans off the floor in the dark. Thinking WTF, am I getting fat or what ?
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  • charley95
    charley95 Posts: 908
    I'm 52 and can't remember what I had for breakfast most days. I do remember all things about the girls I used to chase though.
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  • tonyb
    tonyb Posts: 33,003
    edited April 2016
    charley95 wrote: »
    I'm 52 and can't remember what I had for breakfast most days. I do remember all things about the girls I used to chase though.

    Unfortunately Charley, I'd prefer to forget most of them and prefer to dream about the ones I should have. Chasing is one thing, catching is another. Most were high maintenance, rock hard bodies with little between the ears. I know some of you might think....that's the way I like 'em, but I prefer one with some brain cells to talk to after sex. ;)

    Oh well, time to get the pond back up and running, now if I can only remember where I put all the stuff 6 months ago.
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  • muncybob
    muncybob Posts: 3,065
    ...talk after sex...wtf is that?
    Yep, my name really is Bob.
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  • Sci-fi Polk Guy
    Sci-fi Polk Guy Posts: 194
    This thread reminds me of a time when I was watching an IT guy do some troubleshooting on my job. The guy was a smoker, and he used a soda can for an ash tray. At that time, I was drinking the same kind of soda that he was using as an ash tray. I put mine down beside his can. I wasn't looking at what I was doing, grabbed the wrong can, and took a nice swig of cigarette ash.
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  • lightman1
    lightman1 Posts: 10,794
    :s You should try it with a beer. Yaaakkk!
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  • warren
    warren Posts: 756
    ken brydsonken brydson Posts: 5,567
    April 14
    warren wrote: »
    As long as you get the right foot in the right pant leg your good to go..

    Tony forgets his pants... This is really funny!!!
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    Some final words,
    "If you keep banging your head against the wall,
    you're going to have headaches."
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  • txcoastal1
    txcoastal1 Posts: 13,320
    I thought this was going to be about your virginity
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  • BlueFox
    BlueFox Posts: 15,251
    Getting up at 5 doesn't help. :)
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  • afterburnt
    afterburnt Posts: 7,892
    I know the feeling well. What were we talking about?
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  • jeremymarcinko
    jeremymarcinko Posts: 3,785
    edited April 2016
    Sci-fi Polk Guy wrote: »
    This thread reminds me of a time when I was watching an IT guy do some troubleshooting on my job. The guy was a smoker, and he used a soda can for an ash tray. At that time, I was drinking the same kind of soda that he was using as an ash tray. I put mine down beside his can. I wasn't looking at what I was doing, grabbed the wrong can, and took a nice swig of cigarette ash.

    I hate to admit but I have taken a swig of a buddy's snuff spit cause his spitter was one of my emptys....almost the grossest thing that has happened to me.

    Don't worry about Tony it won't get any better.
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  • BlueFox
    BlueFox Posts: 15,251
    LOL.
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