Funniest Club Posts... The One that Really made you LYAO

Tour2ma
Tour2ma Posts: 10,177
edited February 2024 in Clubhouse Archives
There's been some great ones. Some of them don't even mention Armour All. This one just floored me

To set the scene it's in a thread the worst movie of 2001. RussMan's already nominated Hannibal and said he wanted to wipe his **** with the rented disc before he returned it...
Originally posted by justpolkme
ok, russ...so i'm faced with the visual of myself, rushing home to watch a new dvd i rented....i'm checking it out, yeah, so there's a little smudge...and i carefully wipe it off on my shirt to preserve the inner sanctum of my toshiba sd4205... when suddenly, a waft of **** comes drifting up my nostrils and I realize...the movie has received the special stamp of disaproval...and i'm off to burn my shirt.
More later,
Tour...
Vox Copuli
Better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to open your mouth and remove all doubt. - Old English Proverb

"Death doesn't come with a Uhaul." - Dennis Gardner
"It's easy to get lost in price vs performance vs ego vs illusion." - doro
"There is a certain entertainment value in ripping the occaisonal (sic) buttmunch..." - TroyD
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  • HBombToo
    HBombToo Posts: 5,256
    edited March 2004
    I have to put the thinking cap on for this one... there have been so many my fragile little mind just can't take it:)

    HBomb
    ***WAREMTAE***
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  • steveinaz
    steveinaz Posts: 19,538
    edited March 2004
    The "Pork Audio" advertisement had me physically rolling on the floor...THAT was a classic.
    Source: Bluesound Node 2i - Preamp/DAC: Benchmark DAC2 DX - Amp: Parasound Halo A21 - Speakers: MartinLogan Motion 60XTi - Shop Rig: Yamaha A-S501 Integrated - Shop Spkrs: Elac Debut 2.0 B5.2
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  • TroyD
    TroyD Posts: 13,086
    edited March 2004
    RonP has had some GREAT ones. The **** gasket and hooking up with Winona Ryder were two of my faves.....

    BDT
    I plan for the future. - F1Nut
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  • hoosier21
    hoosier21 Posts: 4,413
    edited March 2004
    There have been many, one that comes to mind:

    Ron-P made a post about his new Driftwood Theater with new pictures, as was the normal back then, a Mantis/Liv4fame flamethrowing session started, the post that craked me up was Russman's picture of speakers in a cabinet, it is one of those you had to be there, but I still find it funny, here is a link if you want to see, the picture and post of Russman's is on page 2.

    http://clubpolk.polkaudio.com/forum/showthread.php?s=&threadid=6352&perpage=30&highlight=patti&pagenumber=1
    Dodd - Battery Preamp
    Monarchy Audio SE100 Delux - mono power amps
    Sony DVP-NS999ES - SACD player
    ADS 1230 - Polk SDA 2B
    DIY Stereo Subwoofer towers w/(4) 12 drivers each
    Crown K1 - Subwoofer amp
    Outlaw ICBM - crossover
    Beringher BFD - sub eq

    Where is the remote? Where is the $%#$% remote!

    "I've always been mad, I know I've been mad, like the most of us have...very hard to explain why you're mad, even if you're not mad..."
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  • hoosier21
    hoosier21 Posts: 4,413
    edited March 2004
    Another one that cracks me up when I think of it, is actually my own joke, "Bin Inflated" Micah used to be so much fun to pick on.

    http://clubpolk.polkaudio.com/forum/showthread.php?s=&threadid=1931&highlight=inflated
    Dodd - Battery Preamp
    Monarchy Audio SE100 Delux - mono power amps
    Sony DVP-NS999ES - SACD player
    ADS 1230 - Polk SDA 2B
    DIY Stereo Subwoofer towers w/(4) 12 drivers each
    Crown K1 - Subwoofer amp
    Outlaw ICBM - crossover
    Beringher BFD - sub eq

    Where is the remote? Where is the $%#$% remote!

    "I've always been mad, I know I've been mad, like the most of us have...very hard to explain why you're mad, even if you're not mad..."
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  • Ron-P
    Ron-P Posts: 8,520
    edited March 2004
    Micah: "I've never known a Bin Workin, I have Bin Wacking but no Bin Workin"
    Reporter: Are you saying you have been wacking and not working?
    Micah: Yea.. I mean no.. I I I have no further comment, just wanna go home to my girlfriend Bin Inflated and forget this whole thing.
    Classic stuff I tell'ya.


    Peace Out~:D
    If...
    Ron dislikes a film = go out and buy it.
    Ron loves a film = don't even rent.
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  • Tour2ma
    Tour2ma Posts: 10,177
    edited March 2004
    Oldies, but goodies I Bin Readin'

    The kef in the microwave was classic...
    More later,
    Tour...
    Vox Copuli
    Better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to open your mouth and remove all doubt. - Old English Proverb

    "Death doesn't come with a Uhaul." - Dennis Gardner
    "It's easy to get lost in price vs performance vs ego vs illusion." - doro
    "There is a certain entertainment value in ripping the occaisonal (sic) buttmunch..." - TroyD
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  • gatemplin
    gatemplin Posts: 1,595
    edited March 2004
    Originally posted by hoosier21
    There have been many, one that comes to mind:

    Ron-P made a post about his new Driftwood Theater with new pictures, as was the normal back then, a Mantis/Liv4fame flamethrowing session started, the post that craked me up was Russman's picture of speakers in a cabinet, it is one of those you had to be there, but I still find it funny, here is a link if you want to see, the picture and post of Russman's is on page 2.
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    I forgot about that, that was damn funny. Definitely one of the best. Russ follows it up with:
    Thanks for the input guys, reviews to follow. Unfortunatley Troy, the best I can find locally is Skinner Lasagna Noodles. I do think the 'wavy' pattern could help acoustically, but I just can't squeeze it in there. (Plus, with Spag-O's at $1.09, Noodles at $2.19 -Spinach flavored, I know, I know, but if I were to do it, I would go all out).
    Graham
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  • HBombToo
    HBombToo Posts: 5,256
    edited March 2004
    Originally posted by TroyD
    1991, REALLY old?? Christssakes, I've got T-shirts and skivvies older than that let alone audio gear.

    Anyway, what you got, is probably on RTA8....all the parts you need are still available I would imagine. Like juice said, call Ken and he will get you pointed in the right direction.

    BDT

    http://clubpolk.polkaudio.com/forum/showthread.php?s=&threadid=3885

    I think this was one of my very first posts on the Forum... It was funny to me because I was actually very intimidated(literally afraid) to post my question. Well BDT took care of the intimidation portion and thanks to him I entered the fray.:D

    HBomb
    ***WAREMTAE***
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  • PolkThug
    PolkThug Posts: 7,532
    edited March 2004
    I can't find the post, but I remember one where a guy was asking a really lengthy question in broken English and Russ's reply was "The first step is to take the marbles out of your mouth." I don't think he ever answered his question either.

    It is always funny when poor Trey gets slaughtered by everyone twice his age. ;)
    Never Forget
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  • ken brydson
    ken brydson Posts: 8,783
    edited March 2004
    http://clubpolk.polkaudio.com/forum/showthread.php?s=&threadid=12874&perpage=30&highlight=offended&pagenumber=1

    This one was fun :D
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  • VR3
    VR3 Posts: 28,779
    edited March 2004
    Originally posted by PolkThug
    It is always funny when poor Trey gets slaughtered by everyone twice his age. ;)

    Those are my personal favorites, which is why I provide myself with countless hours of bashing! :D

    While yall bash, me laugh! hahehahehahehahe!

    My favorite one has gotta be the one by Russ...

    "You Sir Are a F*cking Moron!"

    Then there were others, I am sure...

    Then theres that one where Sean da*ned us all to he*l

    And who can forget Russ and the LSi pic...haha! Funny stuff...lol
    - Not Tom ::::::: Any system can play Diana Krall. Only the best can play Limp Bizkit.
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  • Grolsch
    Grolsch Posts: 48
    edited March 2004
    Is that whats known as self depreciating humor by proxy ??

    J:confused:
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  • George Grand
    George Grand Posts: 12,258
    edited March 2004
    "We've had atomic weapons on this planet for over 50 years now, and to the best of my knowledge, not one country has ever used one against another."


    The above statement (stater anonymous), made several years ago, gets my vote. Statement made in absolute blissful ignorance.


    Some of the stuff unleashed on Scott Trigg wasn't too shabby either.

    George Grand (of the Jersey Grands)
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  • shack
    shack Posts: 11,154
    edited March 2004
    This isn't the "hey you started it" forum.

    ~JB

    I kinda liked this as a threadkiller by - Justin -
    "Just because you’re offended doesn’t mean you’re right." - Ricky Gervais

    "For those who believe, no proof is necessary. For those who don't believe, no proof is possible." - Stuart Chase

    "Consistency requires you to be as ignorant today as you were a year ago." - Bernard Berenson
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  • Grolsch
    Grolsch Posts: 48
    edited March 2004
    "We've had atomic weapons on this planet for over 50 years now, and to the best of my knowledge, not one country has ever used one against another."


    umm.....wow

    Wish I woulda caught that one. I'm always amazed at the level of knowledge by the "self aware" John Q - Was watching some rediculous game show where the host asked questions of folks in the street, and people were asked "who is the present leader of Russia", and TWO people said Borishnokopf <(sp)

    Kettle signing off.....

    J:cool:
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  • Tour2ma
    Tour2ma Posts: 10,177
    edited March 2004
    Originally posted by shack
    I kinda liked this as a threadkiller by - Justin -
    Micah's Bud Light Penguin imitation was pretty good as well.
    More later,
    Tour...
    Vox Copuli
    Better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to open your mouth and remove all doubt. - Old English Proverb

    "Death doesn't come with a Uhaul." - Dennis Gardner
    "It's easy to get lost in price vs performance vs ego vs illusion." - doro
    "There is a certain entertainment value in ripping the occaisonal (sic) buttmunch..." - TroyD
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  • Ron-P
    Ron-P Posts: 8,520
    edited March 2004
    "We've had atomic weapons on this planet for over 50 years now, and to the best of my knowledge, not one country has ever used one against another."


    The above statement (stater anonymous), made several years ago, gets my vote. Statement made in absolute blissful ignorance.

    I made that statement years ago. Ignorance, maybe, uneducated is more like it thus the reason for my "to the best of my knowledge" insert. This is one of those that Mr. GG will not let alone. Seems, it's his favorite. It's gotta be saved on his hard drive or written down somewhere.

    I'm not Mr. Know-it-all and have made many false (uneducated) statements in my life, and, been corrected many times. Such is life I guess.


    Mr. John Q Out~:D
    If...
    Ron dislikes a film = go out and buy it.
    Ron loves a film = don't even rent.
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  • Pauly
    Pauly Posts: 4,519
    edited March 2004
    http://clubpolk.polkaudio.com/forum/showthread.php?s=&threadid=15429&highlight=sid+in+years
    Life without music would♭
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  • George Grand
    George Grand Posts: 12,258
    edited March 2004
    It is indeed my favorite. There was no need to write it down, or put it in a hard drive. I could never forget that statement. Ever.

    George Grand (of the Jersey Grands)
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  • Ron-P
    Ron-P Posts: 8,520
    edited March 2004
    Nice to know my statement will be with you until the day you die.:)


    Peace Out~:D
    If...
    Ron dislikes a film = go out and buy it.
    Ron loves a film = don't even rent.
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  • George Grand
    George Grand Posts: 12,258
    edited March 2004
    Now you're starting to see it the way I do Ron. We'll never forget each other.

    George Grand (of the Jersey Grands)
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  • HBombToo
    HBombToo Posts: 5,256
    edited March 2004
    what year was the war of 1812 won?:D

    HBomb
    ***WAREMTAE***
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