Cosmetic Surgery
decal
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Two older women were having lunch together,
And discussing the merits of cosmetic surgery.
The first old lady said,
"I need to be honest with you, I'm getting a boob-job."
The second woman replied ,
"Oh, that's nothing. I'm thinking of having my a-hole bleached!"
"Oh! Dear!" replied the first woman. "I just can't picture your husband as a blonde!"
And discussing the merits of cosmetic surgery.
The first old lady said,
"I need to be honest with you, I'm getting a boob-job."
The second woman replied ,
"Oh, that's nothing. I'm thinking of having my a-hole bleached!"
"Oh! Dear!" replied the first woman. "I just can't picture your husband as a blonde!"
If you can't hear a difference, don't waste your money.
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That's ridiculous!
Oh, Listen here mister. We got no way of understandin' this world. But we got as much sense of this bird flyin in the sky. Now there is a lot that bird don't know, but it don't change the fact that the world is happening to him all the same. What I am tryin to say is, is that the course of your life, well its changing, and you don't even see it- Forest Bondurant -
A Fine Art Investment
The lawyer says: "I have good news and bad news."
The CEO replies: "I've had an awful day, let's hear the good news first."
The lawyer says: "Your wife invested $20,000 in five pictures that are worth a minimum of $20 million."
The CEO replies enthusiastically: "Well done, that is very good news indeed! You've made my day; now what is the bad news?"
The lawyer answers: "They are pictures of you in bed with your secretary."If you can't hear a difference, don't waste your money. -
That's funny
Oh, Listen here mister. We got no way of understandin' this world. But we got as much sense of this bird flyin in the sky. Now there is a lot that bird don't know, but it don't change the fact that the world is happening to him all the same. What I am tryin to say is, is that the course of your life, well its changing, and you don't even see it- Forest Bondurant
