..."Yep, diesel fitter."

HBombToo
HBombToo Posts: 5,256
edited February 2024 in Clubhouse Archives
joke for the day


Sven and Ole worked together and both were laid off,
so off they went to the unemployment office. Asked
his occupation, Ole said, "Panty stitcher; I sew the
elastic onto cotton panties."

The clerk looked up panty stitcher. Finding it
classified as unskilled labor, she gave him $300 a
week unemployment pay.

Sven was asked his occupation. "Diesel fitter," he
replied. Since diesel fitter was a skilled job, the
clerk gave Sven $600 a week.

When Ole found out, he was furious. He stormed back
into the unemployment office to find out why his
friend and co-worker was collecting twice his pay.

The clerk explained that panty stitchers were unskilled
labor and diesel fitters were skilled labor.

"What skill?" yelled Ole. "I sew the elastic on, Sven
pulls it over his head and says,

..."Yep, diesel fitter."




:D
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  • RuSsMaN
    RuSsMaN Posts: 17,986
    edited February 2004
    BOOOOO!!!
    Check your lips at the door woman. Shake your hips like battleships. Yeah, all the white girls trip when I sing at Sunday service.
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  • HBombToo
    HBombToo Posts: 5,256
    edited February 2004
    Hey Russ did that hit to close to home;)

    I'm going home and drinken a beer!

    effit anyhow!

    HBomb
    ***WAREMTAE***
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  • Pauly
    Pauly Posts: 4,519
    edited February 2004
    "A R DUCKS"
    "A R NOT"
    "OSAR"
    "SEE EM WANGS"
    "LIB, AR DUCKS"

    Anyone translate that?

    Not trying to hijack thread just reminded me of this.....
    Life without music would♭
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  • Frank Z
    Frank Z Posts: 5,860
    edited February 2004
    Repeat the following phrase as quickly and as loudly as you possibly can.

    I Am Sofa King.....Stupid!
    9/11 - WE WILL NEVER FORGET!! (<---<<click)
    2005-06 Club Polk Football Pool Champion!! :D
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  • Tour2ma
    Tour2ma Posts: 10,177
    edited February 2004
    WAAAAAAAAAA.... I liked Henry's, but love Frank's.

    Hey, Frank. Is datta u-boat...
    More later,
    Tour...
    Vox Copuli
    Better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to open your mouth and remove all doubt. - Old English Proverb

    "Death doesn't come with a Uhaul." - Dennis Gardner
    "It's easy to get lost in price vs performance vs ego vs illusion." - doro
    "There is a certain entertainment value in ripping the occaisonal (sic) buttmunch..." - TroyD
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  • Frank Z
    Frank Z Posts: 5,860
    edited February 2004
    Ya, Assa me boat!:)
    9/11 - WE WILL NEVER FORGET!! (<---<<click)
    2005-06 Club Polk Football Pool Champion!! :D
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  • nadams
    nadams Posts: 5,877
    edited February 2004
    Originally posted by RuSsMaN
    BOOOOO!!!

    Be quiet urine-head.
    Ludicrous gibs!
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  • RuSsMaN
    RuSsMaN Posts: 17,986
    edited February 2004
    WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

    I totally forgot about THAT thread.

    Cheers,
    Russ
    Check your lips at the door woman. Shake your hips like battleships. Yeah, all the white girls trip when I sing at Sunday service.
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  • Tour2ma
    Tour2ma Posts: 10,177
    edited February 2004
    me too...

    Nice recall nadams...
    More later,
    Tour...
    Vox Copuli
    Better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to open your mouth and remove all doubt. - Old English Proverb

    "Death doesn't come with a Uhaul." - Dennis Gardner
    "It's easy to get lost in price vs performance vs ego vs illusion." - doro
    "There is a certain entertainment value in ripping the occaisonal (sic) buttmunch..." - TroyD
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