yet another Darvin award...

nooshinjohn
nooshinjohn Posts: 25,464
edited April 2014 in The Clubhouse
Los Angeles (CNN) -- Rapper Andre Johnson severed his **** and jumped from a Los Angeles apartment building early Wednesday, police said.
Johnson was seriously injured, but survived the fall from the second level of the building in North Hollywood, Los Angeles Police Sgt. William Mann said.
Johnson, along with his recovered ****, was taken to Cedars-Sinai Medical Center, where he was being treated, Mann said.
Details about what triggered the incident were not available.
Johnson has been a member of Northstar, a Long Beach, California, hip hop group that was part of the Wu-Tang Clan family, according to the Wu-Tang Clan website. He performs under the name Christ Bearer.
His recording credits include "When the Guns Come Out," which was included on the soundtrack of the 2004 film "Blade: Trinity," according to the Internet Movie Database.

http://www.cnn.com/2014/04/16/showbiz/rapper-severed-****/


When I read this all i could think of was the "Flying Johnson"...

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  • decal
    decal Posts: 3,205
    edited April 2014
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  • zane77
    zane77 Posts: 1,696
    edited April 2014
    Flying Johnson?.....where does your mind go? LMAO
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  • drumminman
    drumminman Posts: 3,396
    edited April 2014
    It's Darwin
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  • Polkie2009
    Polkie2009 Posts: 3,834
    edited April 2014
    LOL, is that Clint Howard in the clip?
  • WagnerRC
    WagnerRC Posts: 2,163
    edited April 2014
    classic. Thanks
  • Mikey081057
    Mikey081057 Posts: 7,127
    edited April 2014
    Unfortunatly he doesn't get a Darwin Award if he lives. He just gets a DMF award
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  • zane77
    zane77 Posts: 1,696
    edited April 2014
    Well now he's a DMF with no johnson
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  • nooshinjohn
    nooshinjohn Posts: 25,464
    edited April 2014
    zane77 wrote: »
    Well now he's a DMF with no johnson

    I guess he blew his chance to play with Willie...
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  • kevhed72
    kevhed72 Posts: 5,066
    edited April 2014
    It's a close call between meth or crack.....maybe pcp.

    Unless Lorena Bobbitt was partying up there.
  • zane77
    zane77 Posts: 1,696
    edited April 2014
    The report I read this morning was he cut it off himself
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  • Mikey081057
    Mikey081057 Posts: 7,127
    edited April 2014
    his new rapper name will be stubbyd
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  • txcoastal1
    txcoastal1 Posts: 13,333
    edited April 2014
    zane77 wrote: »
    Well now he's a DMF with no johnson

    He's officially a Johnson with no johnson

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  • pumpkinman
    pumpkinman Posts: 9,901
    edited April 2014
    smiley-WTF.gifDumb ****
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  • Hermitism
    Hermitism Posts: 4,277
    edited April 2014
    He's no longer the "master of his domain". The only thing that makes sense to me is if he was a pedophile and he started feeling remorse. Nothing else can explain his actions. If I was suicidal, no part of my brain would say, "Hey, I bet it would be fun to chop off Junior before leaping to my death."

    I might rub one off first.