Beer Drinkers. Men Beware!
Devlon
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Last month, Montreal University and scientists released the results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer. Men should take a concerned look at their beer consumption. The theory is that beer contains female hormones (hops contain Phytoestrogens) and that by drinking enough beer, men start turning into women. To test the theory, 100 men each drank 8 schooners of beer within a one (1) hour period. It was then observed that 100% of the test subjects, yes, 100% of allthese men:
1) Argued over nothing.
2) Refused to apologize when obviously wrong.
3) Gained weight.
4) Talked excessively without making sense.
5) Became overly emotional
6) Couldnt drive.
7) Failed to think rationally, and
8) Had to sit down while urinating.
No further testing was considered necessary!!
1) Argued over nothing.
2) Refused to apologize when obviously wrong.
3) Gained weight.
4) Talked excessively without making sense.
5) Became overly emotional
6) Couldnt drive.
7) Failed to think rationally, and
8) Had to sit down while urinating.
No further testing was considered necessary!!
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That's really funny. It's true, hops does increase estrogen. Studies also show that women that drink beer regularly, have a larger **** on average.Oh, Listen here mister. We got no way of understandin' this world. But we got as much sense of this bird flyin in the sky. Now there is a lot that bird don't know, but it don't change the fact that the world is happening to him all the same. What I am tryin to say is, is that the course of your life, well its changing, and you don't even see it- Forest Bondurant
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Not to mention their gut!!!
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Lmao!!! :dAnaheim Hills CA,
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Per Wiki, In Canada, a schooner is 32oz's. I'm pretty sure if I drank 2 gallons of beer in an hour, not only would I pee sitting down, I'd pee where I was sitting.
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Per Wiki, In Canada, a schooner is 32oz's. I'm pretty sure if I drank 2 gallons of beer in an hour, not only would I pee sitting down, I'd pee where I was sitting.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Schooner_%28glass%29
lmao! AND not even know about it until you wake up! :eek:--Gary--
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